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Greetings Animal Lovers!

Welcome to Animal Husbandry 101, this is the place for all things animal.

Did you get a new pet? Tell us about it.Do you have a question about pet care? Ask it here. Are you thinking about getting a pet? Let us know.

There are a great many animal lovers at Tweb anxious to hear about and join in the fun.

In addition to the regular set of rules called the DECORUM, others rules will be enforced here as well.

1) Please keep all pets on a leash.
2) Please clean up after those pets that aren't quite paper trained.
3) Gerbils are not good pets. It's a long story

Thank you and let the games begin.
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  • #16
    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
    So for sprinklers like Lutherans do you think using a fire hose would be acceptable?
    Most cats don't weigh enough to effectively control the fire hose, and I think it would make the Lutherans really mad. Especially the German ones in my neck of the woods.
    The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
      Most cats don't weigh enough to effectively control the fire hose, and I think it would make the Lutherans really mad. Especially the German ones in my neck of the woods.
      No, no. I mean... [*notices CP's faux innocent look*] Never mind

      I'm always still in trouble again

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Cow Poke View Post
        I never liked cats. Ever. My kids, when they were young, wanted a cat. We lived on a ranch, and I said "the only reason you need cats is if you have rats". My littlest one took me by the hand, and led me out to the barn to show where rats had nibbled through some feed bags. She had me.

        I let them each have a cat (total two) and told them those cats had better earn their living. Not only did the rat problem disappear, but every once in a while, I'd hear a scratching at the back door, and there would be Oreo on the back porch standing over a still writhing snake, paw on its head, as if to say "see THERE?" Or Bosco would be there with a half-conscious mouse, batting it back and forth with his paws, showing me "I could kill it at any time, ya know?"
        See? Cats are awesome! I've owned several btw
        A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
        George Bernard Shaw

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        • #19
          This premise reminds me of this:

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          "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

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          • #20

            Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
            This premise reminds me of this:

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            The first to state his case seems right until another comes and cross-examines him.

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