Thread: October 2008 Screwballs
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October 25th 2008, 09:55 AM #271
Re: October 2008 Screwballs
http://debunkingchristianity.blogspo...eality-of.html
Harry "Obscene Phone" McCall does it again:
Poor Harry. Still wants a pop-up God-in-a-Box to change his remote for him, just like Dumplin' Dumbash.Lets say all the facts as recorded in the Gospels were totally true.
Let say that all the ancient testimonials of the ancient pagan authors were correct and true as recorded about Jesus and what they recorded totally supported the Gospels.
Lets say we had a Jesus who was 100% New Testament reality who lived and functioned in the past reality....
Now lets asked: Just what happened to all the miracles (the works the Gospels calls the “Signs and Wonders”)? Just why did everything come to a sudden stop? Just why don’t we have a continuation of wonder workers or miracle working disciples known as Christians today rising the dead, healing the sick and working “Signs and Wonders” as given by the master Jesus himself to all who believe in the King of Heaven / God and as proof of the Gospel reality? In short, just why are not there Gospels miracles still happening today performed by ALL Christians?
Fact is, even if we removed all the debate about the truthful historicity of the New Testament, we still fail to have Christians living and working “Signs and Wonders” among us today.
Fact is, the Dodo bird did exist. The Dodo bird did feed hungry sailors. The Dodo bird did factually live in history and no one could argue otherwise.
But the Dodo bird is no more. Gone is its wonderful nourishing meat. Gone is this huge flightless bird that fascinated all who saw it. Far all the historical truthfulness of a past real live Dodo bird, it can now only live on in human imagination. That’s the price of extinction.
So to even if one were to accepts all the above about Jesus in the New Testament as being totally true, he would remain an extinct creature of the past just like our Dodo bird. A factual and wonder working reality of the past, but a totally extinct wonderworker who is now gone forever.
But he's wrong about the dodo....they're not extinct.....
There's scads of 'em posting over at DJ's blog.
http://www.tektoonics.com
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October 25th 2008, 10:29 AM #272
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Hmmm. So if everything happened, Christianity is true.
But Christianity can somehow only be true if miracles are still going on today?
Oh yes. Doesn't matter if Jesus rose from the dead in the past and is God incarnate and conquered sin, we still need to see something today for that to be true.
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October 25th 2008, 11:31 AM #273
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About Harry McCall... I've wondered, and I might be wrong, but was that actually an example of a nonbeliever persecuting JPH for his faith??
People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.
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October 25th 2008, 05:00 PM #274
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October 26th 2008, 05:45 AM #275
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People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.
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October 26th 2008, 10:17 AM #276
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Screwball to myself for my arguments turning into irrational ranting.
Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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October 26th 2008, 12:31 PM #277
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http://www.tektoonics.com
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October 26th 2008, 12:40 PM #278
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Ouch.
Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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October 26th 2008, 12:52 PM #279
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Yeah, good thing we don't live in the time when people used forks and daggers, and women were beaten when they speaked their mind.
People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.
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October 26th 2008, 05:05 PM #280
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The Reverend Earl Curtmudgeon the Sanguine of Frogging over Womble. (Peculiar Titles)
Thanx, JPH, for the avatar. Thanx, Muz, for the new tag-line. Thanx, Kelp, for the AotM nomination.
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October 26th 2008, 06:24 PM #281
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Screwball to 2_Fatal:
Originally posted by 2_Fatal

edit:
Here's some more
Originally posted by 2_Fatal on Pixie's rejection of Calvinism
Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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October 27th 2008, 09:51 AM #282
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I nominate Jesus Maranatha for several dumb things (such as the assumption that if someone is really pro-life they should use force to stop abortion clincs) on this thread:
When Pixie said, "Do you actually care to answer my question or does avoiding it work out better for you?" He responded with
here.
Also in this post...
An appeal to fluffy emotions works great!" ..this is why I believe that while abortion clinic staff is killing children " ..
If that was the case , it would be incumbent on all men of fighting age to close down every single "child slaighter house " abortion clinic , in their community and country . The reason that is not happening is because , in our conscience , in our hearts , we all know that a fetus is not a child .
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October 27th 2008, 10:17 AM #283
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Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
Than a fool in the eyes of God
From Fool's Gold by Petra
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October 27th 2008, 10:20 AM #284
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Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
Than a fool in the eyes of God
From Fool's Gold by Petra
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October 27th 2008, 03:22 PM #285
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Late entry for Rook Hawkins and the RRS. For their stunning grasp on recent history.
http://www.aomin.org/aoblog/index.php?itemid=2928
More on it here: http://www.aomin.org/aoblog/index.php?itemid=2929
Originally posted by James White
"If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
-Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk
Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
"...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
-Ben Witherington III
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ISTM that it would only be persecution if it's done by someone in authority or with the official/unofficial support of those in authority. Maybe that's just my take on things.
Otherwise, it's just someone being a jackass.



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