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      Re: October 2008 Screwballs

      http://debunkingchristianity.blogspo...eality-of.html

      Harry "Obscene Phone" McCall does it again:

      Lets say all the facts as recorded in the Gospels were totally true.

      Let say that all the ancient testimonials of the ancient pagan authors were correct and true as recorded about Jesus and what they recorded totally supported the Gospels.

      Lets say we had a Jesus who was 100% New Testament reality who lived and functioned in the past reality....

      Now lets asked: Just what happened to all the miracles (the works the Gospels calls the “Signs and Wonders”)? Just why did everything come to a sudden stop? Just why don’t we have a continuation of wonder workers or miracle working disciples known as Christians today rising the dead, healing the sick and working “Signs and Wonders” as given by the master Jesus himself to all who believe in the King of Heaven / God and as proof of the Gospel reality? In short, just why are not there Gospels miracles still happening today performed by ALL Christians?

      Fact is, even if we removed all the debate about the truthful historicity of the New Testament, we still fail to have Christians living and working “Signs and Wonders” among us today.

      Fact is, the Dodo bird did exist. The Dodo bird did feed hungry sailors. The Dodo bird did factually live in history and no one could argue otherwise.

      But the Dodo bird is no more. Gone is its wonderful nourishing meat. Gone is this huge flightless bird that fascinated all who saw it. Far all the historical truthfulness of a past real live Dodo bird, it can now only live on in human imagination. That’s the price of extinction.

      So to even if one were to accepts all the above about Jesus in the New Testament as being totally true, he would remain an extinct creature of the past just like our Dodo bird. A factual and wonder working reality of the past, but a totally extinct wonderworker who is now gone forever.
      Poor Harry. Still wants a pop-up God-in-a-Box to change his remote for him, just like Dumplin' Dumbash.

      But he's wrong about the dodo....they're not extinct.....





































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      Hmmm. So if everything happened, Christianity is true.

      But Christianity can somehow only be true if miracles are still going on today?

      Oh yes. Doesn't matter if Jesus rose from the dead in the past and is God incarnate and conquered sin, we still need to see something today for that to be true.
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      About Harry McCall... I've wondered, and I might be wrong, but was that actually an example of a nonbeliever persecuting JPH for his faith??
      People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.

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      Quote Originally posted by MikO von Mirtos View Post
      About Harry McCall... I've wondered, and I might be wrong, but was that actually an example of a nonbeliever persecuting JPH for his faith??
      ISTM that it would only be persecution if it's done by someone in authority or with the official/unofficial support of those in authority. Maybe that's just my take on things. Otherwise, it's just someone being a jackass.

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      Quote Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      ISTM that it would only be persecution if it's done by someone in authority or with the official/unofficial support of those in authority. Maybe that's just my take on things. Otherwise, it's just someone being a jackass.
      I only wondered... because if it was, it would have been something to be glad over.
      People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.

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      Screwball to myself for my arguments turning into irrational ranting.
      Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.

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      Quote Originally posted by MikO von Mirtos View Post
      About Harry McCall... I've wondered, and I might be wrong, but was that actually an example of a nonbeliever persecuting JPH for his faith??
      If it was, it would be a particularly incompetent example of that. Especially since Harry was the one who ended up getting his head bitten off by the gracious Mrs H.

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      Ouch.
      Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.

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      Yeah, good thing we don't live in the time when people used forks and daggers, and women were beaten when they speaked their mind.
      People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.

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      Quote Originally posted by MikO von Mirtos View Post
      ... and women were beaten when they speaked their mind.
      Not sure that there was ever a time when that would have been a safe idea around Mrs. H.

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      Re: October 2008 Screwballs

      Screwball to 2_Fatal:
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      Every heretic is birthed from rejection of Calvinism and they are all viciously opposed to it


      edit:
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      Quote Originally posted by 2_Fatal on Pixie's rejection of Calvinism
      Not at all Pix. Rather it supports my claim about heresy and the opposition to Calvinism
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      I nominate Jesus Maranatha for several dumb things (such as the assumption that if someone is really pro-life they should use force to stop abortion clincs) on this thread:

      When Pixie said, "Do you actually care to answer my question or does avoiding it work out better for you?" He responded with here.

      Also in this post...

      " ..this is why I believe that while abortion clinic staff is killing children " ..

      If that was the case , it would be incumbent on all men of fighting age to close down every single "child slaighter house " abortion clinic , in their community and country . The reason that is not happening is because , in our conscience , in our hearts , we all know that a fetus is not a child .
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      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      If it was, it would be a particularly incompetent example of that. Especially since Harry was the one who ended up getting his head bitten off by the gracious Mrs H.
      I wish she had the foresight to record the call. Sounds like it would be quality entertainment.
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      Quote Originally posted by ENeGMA View Post
      Yes, I see the difference, but the point is merely that Christianity has no problem appropriating from other religions.

      I mean, since it uses the entire Jewish Bible, Christianity is naturally prone to syncretism.
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      Late entry for Rook Hawkins and the RRS. For their stunning grasp on recent history.

      http://www.aomin.org/aoblog/index.php?itemid=2928
      Quote Originally posted by James White
      I just received an e-mail that quoted Rook Hawkins of the "Rational Response Squad" as saying the following:

      "RationalResponders.com: White was supposed to contact me ages ago about a debate and he chickened out."

      I would like to make it clear that Mr. Hawkins has never contacted me about a debate, hence, I can not "chicken out" of a debate he has never contacted me about. In fact, I was the one who contacted them to let them know I was going to critique some of his comments on an edition of The Dividing Line. In essence I was told that if I wanted to contact him, I should post on their web board. I have no interest in web boards and their incessant silliness, so I did not. That was the end of that. So what Mr. Hawkins, the self-proclaimed historical expert of the "Rational Response Squad" is talking about, I have no idea. But if his grasp of ancient history is as slippery as his grasp of recent history, well, that says a lot.
      More on it here: http://www.aomin.org/aoblog/index.php?itemid=2929
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