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Originally posted by Wally
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Dare I ask if you're in that 10%?
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I am fairly sure that several of our members are aliens.
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Ah! The old "point the finger at others to take attention away from yourself!"Originally posted by Sparko View Post
It's OK, Sparko... most of us have figured you out.
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Originally posted by HMS_Beagle View PostOne of the more famous Twilight Zone episodes involves first contact with aliens who land on Earth in their flying saucer. The aliens allow themselves to be interrogated as to their motives and assure the Earthlings of their good intentions. After a visit to the UN one of the aliens accidentally leaves behind a book written in the alien language. The title of the book is deciphered as "To Serve Man" which everyone takes as an indication the aliens are there to help humanity. The aliens offer to take a delegation of humans back to their home planet. As the humans are being loaded on the ship a lone scientist runs up and tries to stop them. " I've deciphered the rest of the writing!" he cries. Turns out "To Serve Man" is a cookbook.
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I am from the future, not from another planet.Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostAh! The old "point the finger at others to take attention away from yourself!"
It's OK, Sparko... most of us have figured you out.
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Are you coming on to me????Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostDare I ask if you're in that 10%?
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That would be more convincing if you hadn't painted in 6' long letters "Please come back, I miss you" on your roof.Originally posted by Cow Poke View PostI just don't want to be probed with that thing again.
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Not me! I have a certified ID proving that I am indeed a full human being, and not an alien.Originally posted by Sparko View PostMicah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?Comment
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How would they be able to safely eat us? What if water or carbon or oxygen is poisonous to them?Originally posted by seer View PostIf it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!Comment
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If they can breathe our air, they're probably safe from all three. Carbon is admittedly a minor component of air, but it is relatively plentiful in the universe (being a direct product of the fusion process in late-stage massive stars), and it would be difficult to conceive of a life form which could not tolerate it.Originally posted by Christianbookworm View PostEnter the Church and wash away your sins. For here there is a hospital and not a court of law. Do not be ashamed to enter the Church; be ashamed when you sin, but not when you repent. – St. John Chrysostom
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I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologistComment
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A more real problem might be the equivalent material to our protein structure. It they are not made up of left handed amino acids we would be no use as food.Originally posted by Christianbookworm View PostMicah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?Comment
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but we could still be delicious. A great diet food.Originally posted by Jedidiah View Post
Diet Jed on a kabob.
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Or they could think our proteins will make them immortal. But wouldn't it make more sense to figure out what it is that makes humans yummy enough to travel light years for and synthesize it? Alien cuisine, now with artificial human flavoring.Originally posted by Sparko View Postbut we could still be delicious. A great diet food.
Diet Jed on a kabob.If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!Comment
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Then give them pig bacon!Originally posted by Sparko View PostIf it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!Comment
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