I finally have a church home!

[Manwë Súlimo]

The past few years have been pretty hectic in my life; but I've started to settle down. To that end, I just now joined the church I have been visiting for the past year and plan to plant some roots.

I haven't had any real friends for a few years (most of my friends were church or marching band members) and can't wait to stop being anti-social.

Yay, me.

[learning]

Hope you find good fellowship. Do not limit yourself to age in fellowship. Mark Twain said * Age is mostly a matter of the mind, if you dont mind, it doesnt matter!*

[Faramir]

The past few years have been pretty hectic in my life; but I've started to settle down. To that end, I just now joined the church I have been visiting for the past year and plan to plant some roots.

I haven't had any real friends for a few years (most of my friends were church or marching band members) and can't wait to stop being anti-social.

Yay, me.

Of course you don't have any friends, you are a looser. And being anti-social is you most redeeming quality.

......

But seriously, I am happy for you. It is so important to have a strong Christian anchor in the community called the local church from which you can draw your strengths and your friendships.
and to which you can contribute your strengths and friendship. It is a two way street you know. I went "church shopping" for about a year before I found a permanent church home (I thought I had found one right away but after about four months, I realized many things were not what they appeared to be. I regret joining that church so soon, but there was pressure from Mrs. Lizard and a friend of mine who left the same church I just left and found this chruch. Well both me and my friend left that church in less than a year. but i digress.

I am glad you took your time before joining (though a year may be a bit long). I did wait about six months before I joined my current chruch, didn't want a repeat of the surprises that got last time.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Of course you don't have any friends, you are a looser. And being anti-social is you most redeeming quality.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, my dear :lizard . I bet lizards eat their mates after intercourse like black widow spiders. Now THAT'S anti-social!

I am glad you took your time before joining (though a year may be a bit long). I did wait about six months before I joined my current chruch, didn't want a repeat of the surprises that got last time.

It was mostly due to procrastination than doubt that led me to hold off on joining. I am the King of Procrastination, you know. I plan to have an official coronation....eventually.

[lao tzu]

... most of my friends were ... marching band members ...

Suddenly, things begin to make sense.

[Faramir]

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, my dear :lizard . I bet lizards eat their mates after intercourse like black widow spiders. Now THAT'S anti-social!



It was mostly due to procrastination than doubt that led me to hold off on joining. I am the King of Procrastination, you know. I plan to have an official coronation....eventually.

Your evil Turin. I can think of about a half dozen very clever comebacks, all of which are violations of the forum rules. so

[Manwë Súlimo]

Suddenly, things begin to make sense.

That's okay. I don't take seriously people that don't even exist.

[Faramir]

That's okay. I don't take seriously people that don't even exist.

Marching band members Rawk! (Yes, I was a band nerd)

[Manwë Súlimo]

Marching band members Rawk! (Yes, I was a band nerd)

Absolutely. Some of the best fun I had was being miserable in the hot sun, practicing my marching routine and music.

Also, the trumpet line > everyone else.

[Faramir]

Big surprise Mr. ego was a trumpet player.....:barf:

[Manwë Súlimo]

Big surprise Mr. ego was a trumpet player.....:barf:

I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and say Mr. Loser was in drumline. What a bunch of stuck up fools they were. "Look at us! We can bang sticks!"

Well, guess what, drumline? A monkey can bang a stick.

[Faramir]

I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and say Mr. Loser was in drumline. What a bunch of stuck up fools they were. "Look at us! We can bang sticks!"

Well, guess what, drumline? A monkey can bang a stick.

Dang. I see that you are taking this personal. I know we kid around a lot, but calling me a member of the dd...d...d..drumline...that is just too low.

Maybe we should cool off a little.......

I played the Mellophone (very well).

[Manwë Súlimo]

Mellophone?! BWHAHAHAHA. You can tell Mellophonists are wanna-be trumpet players. A Mellowphone is nothing more than a whacked-up trumpet.

[Faramir]

Mellophone?! BWHAHAHAHA. You can tell Mellophonists are wanna-be trumpet players. A Mellowphone is nothing more than a whacked-up trumpet.

See more redundancies, "whacked-up trumpet" is like saying wet ocean.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Be quiet, mellophonist, and make me a sandwich.