Bacon-filled tractor trailer burns for hours

[Faber]

http://www.times-news.com/news/local...1e441ed96.html
Musta smelled delicious!

[rogue06]

[Sparko]

Wait. They put it OUT?

[rogue06]

Wait. They put it OUT?

There is nothing but charred remains and ashes left. That's [*burp*] right. Nothing but charred remains and ashes.

[Sparko]

There is nothing but charred remains and ashes left. That's [*burp*] right. Nothing but charred remains and ashes.

That's ok. It was your stash to begin with. I mean, I didn't really take it or anything, I just found it sitting on the side of the road, smoldering.

[Faber]

Latest news is that a fire hose was damaged beyond repair by bacon grease.

[Sparko]

Latest news is that a fire hose was damaged beyond repair by bacon grease.

Good! They should never try to water down bacon! It needs to be crispy not soggy!

[Jedidiah]

Good! They should never try to water down bacon! It needs to be crispy not soggy!

Water on a grease fire?

[rogue06]

That's ok. It was your stash to begin with. I mean, I didn't really take it or anything, I just found it sitting on the side of the road, smoldering.

I'm normally not a betting man but I couldn't resist that sure thing. I wagered you'd scarf all that tofu bacon without a second thought if I set it along the side of the road with a "property of roguetech" sign on it. Everyone else you'd never fall for it a thirtieth time but I had confidence in your gullibility.

I won enough to completely replace the aft molecular gamma wave shock thruster used to carbonize the gravimetric pulse projector of my teleporter portal in one of my secret bases.

[TheWall]

Probably peta

[Sparko]

I'm normally not a betting man but I couldn't resist that sure thing. I wagered you'd scarf all that tofu bacon without a second thought if I set it along the side of the road with a "property of roguetech" sign on it. Everyone else you'd never fall for it a thirtieth time but I had confidence in your gullibility.

I won enough to completely replace the aft molecular gamma wave shock thruster used to carbonize the gravimetric pulse projector of my teleporter portal in one of my secret bases.

You are as bad as teal when it comes to making up stuff to mitigate your damages. I didn't eat it. You did. You already said you ate it. How was that tofu bacon, rogue? Hmm?

There is nothing but charred remains and ashes left. That's [*burp*] right. Nothing but charred remains and ashes.

[rogue06]

You are as bad as teal when it comes to making up stuff to mitigate your damages. I didn't eat it. You did. You already said you ate it. How was that tofu bacon, rogue? Hmm?

I ate what was in the truck and not destroyed. I left a pile of tofu bacon betting that you would scarf it up as soon as you saw it. I won the bet.

Please do try to keep up tofu breath

[Sparko]

I ate what was in the truck and not destroyed. I left a pile of tofu bacon betting that you would scarf it up as soon as you saw it. I won the bet.

Please do try to keep up tofu breath

I dindt even know about the truck until I read this thread. Your lame attempt at back pedalling isnt going to work, rogue. You ate tofu and thought it was bacon. how sad.

[Jedidiah]

This whole fuss is ridiculous. No one could possible eat tofu bacon and think it was real bacon. Beyond possibility.

[rogue06]

This whole fuss is ridiculous. No one could possible eat tofu bacon and think it was real bacon. Beyond possibility.

It's that sort of thinking that has allowed me to collect on bets that Sparko wouldn't notice.