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November 6th 2008, 04:58 PM #61
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Male - CatholicRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Screwball to myself for leaving my guitar out on the floor of the music place while I walked around browsing.
Luckily she's unharmed.Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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November 6th 2008, 05:29 PM #62
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Male - ToonistRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Shame on you. You should ride it around the store like a horsie.
Originally posted by MetalMark
Screwball to myself for leaving my guitar out on the floor of the music place while I walked around browsing.
Luckily she's unharmed.
Just for that, I ought to put you in charge while I'm away in Los Angeles....would serve you right.
But yeah folks...I may not have Net access easily, and I have a "redeye" flight on the way back, so I'll be back late Monday probably....
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November 6th 2008, 05:43 PM #63
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Male - CatholicRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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November 7th 2008, 12:04 AM #64
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Male - TrinitarianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
He is the one who emailed me about it actually..... Originally posted by The Curtmudgeon
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November 7th 2008, 12:29 AM #65
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Male - ChristianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
In other words...probably. Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix
The River of Fire 
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Ochlophobic Musings 
"I would join countless numbers of evangelical Protestants and say I have come to know Christ with fulfilling and life-changing effects and daily witness His grace and leadership in my life. But just because God in His grace and mercy has met us where we are and adapted Himself to our unique cultural and religious circumstances in no way means He has abandoned His original plan. God does not contradict Himself. Truth is intolerant, and truth is found in the Church’s living and Holy Tradition. It is my growing conviction that only a strong living Tradition can protect us from the corrosive and destructive forces of modern life, the insidious and deceptive effects of modern pluralism, and the disheartening and confusing proliferation of religious opinions...What are we to do with this "cloud of witnesses," this Holy Tradition through which they live and speak with such clarity and certitude? Well, for me there seems to be only one logical response. I must turn to the Church and its sacred Tradition; I must listen humbly and be instructed. I cannot let God’s marvelous blessings of the past blind me to what I have missed or deter me from that to which He would lead me still. I must return home to Orthodoxy." Rev. Dorraine S. Snogren, The Road That Leads Home
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November 7th 2008, 01:12 AM #66
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Male - ChristianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Regarding the competition for earning a Screwball award, I think Constantine Invented Christianity is certainly a winner.
"But when you have the truth, everything fits.”—E . R. Punshon, Information Received
“We don’t know enough about the unknown to know that it is unknowable.”—G.K. Chesterton
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”—The Declaration of Independence
The Humanist Manifesto I states:
FIFTH: Humanism asserts that the nature of the universe depicted by modern science makes unacceptable any supernatural or cosmic guarantees of human values.”
“For God’s sake let the children have their minds kept open—close no doors to their knowledge; shut no door from them. Make the distinction between theology and science. Let them have both. Let them both be taught.”—ACLU Attorney Mr. Dudley Field Malone at the Scopes Trial (1925)[1]
[1] Dudley Field Malone, quoted in William Hilleary and Oren W. Metzger, eds., The World’s Most Famous Court Trial: Tennessee Evolution Case (Cincinnati: National Book Company, 1925), 187.
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November 7th 2008, 01:21 AM #67
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Male - ChristianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Where'd the Nick-mimic come from?
The River of Fire The Way Into the Kingdom of Heaven Distinguishing Truth & Error Apologetics for Orthodoxy Ochlophobic Musings
"I would join countless numbers of evangelical Protestants and say I have come to know Christ with fulfilling and life-changing effects and daily witness His grace and leadership in my life. But just because God in His grace and mercy has met us where we are and adapted Himself to our unique cultural and religious circumstances in no way means He has abandoned His original plan. God does not contradict Himself. Truth is intolerant, and truth is found in the Church’s living and Holy Tradition. It is my growing conviction that only a strong living Tradition can protect us from the corrosive and destructive forces of modern life, the insidious and deceptive effects of modern pluralism, and the disheartening and confusing proliferation of religious opinions...What are we to do with this "cloud of witnesses," this Holy Tradition through which they live and speak with such clarity and certitude? Well, for me there seems to be only one logical response. I must turn to the Church and its sacred Tradition; I must listen humbly and be instructed. I cannot let God’s marvelous blessings of the past blind me to what I have missed or deter me from that to which He would lead me still. I must return home to Orthodoxy." Rev. Dorraine S. Snogren, The Road That Leads Home
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November 7th 2008, 09:50 AM #68
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Male - ChristianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Oh, he has been around. Originally posted by JonLanceBarker
Where'd the Nick-mimic come from?
He loves Smallville, too (Although he and Nick disagree about who the best-looking actress is on the show)."But when you have the truth, everything fits.”—E . R. Punshon, Information Received
“We don’t know enough about the unknown to know that it is unknowable.”—G.K. Chesterton
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”—The Declaration of Independence
The Humanist Manifesto I states:
FIFTH: Humanism asserts that the nature of the universe depicted by modern science makes unacceptable any supernatural or cosmic guarantees of human values.”
“For God’s sake let the children have their minds kept open—close no doors to their knowledge; shut no door from them. Make the distinction between theology and science. Let them have both. Let them both be taught.”—ACLU Attorney Mr. Dudley Field Malone at the Scopes Trial (1925)[1]
[1] Dudley Field Malone, quoted in William Hilleary and Oren W. Metzger, eds., The World’s Most Famous Court Trial: Tennessee Evolution Case (Cincinnati: National Book Company, 1925), 187.
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November 7th 2008, 11:24 AM #69
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Male - TrinitarianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
You must learn to embrace the hotness of Chloe....Turn away from your Kara ways.... Originally posted by Apologia Xristou
Oh, he has been around.
He loves Smallville, too (Although he and Nick disagree about who the best-looking actress is on the show).
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November 7th 2008, 02:00 PM #70
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Male - ChristianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
If you only knew the beauty of the Kara side.... Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix
"But when you have the truth, everything fits.”—E . R. Punshon, Information Received
“We don’t know enough about the unknown to know that it is unknowable.”—G.K. Chesterton
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”—The Declaration of Independence
The Humanist Manifesto I states:
FIFTH: Humanism asserts that the nature of the universe depicted by modern science makes unacceptable any supernatural or cosmic guarantees of human values.”
“For God’s sake let the children have their minds kept open—close no doors to their knowledge; shut no door from them. Make the distinction between theology and science. Let them have both. Let them both be taught.”—ACLU Attorney Mr. Dudley Field Malone at the Scopes Trial (1925)[1]
[1] Dudley Field Malone, quoted in William Hilleary and Oren W. Metzger, eds., The World’s Most Famous Court Trial: Tennessee Evolution Case (Cincinnati: National Book Company, 1925), 187.
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November 7th 2008, 08:07 PM #71
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Male - ToonistRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Hi folks....from Agoura Hills, CA in the Hampton Inn lobby...got this email from Bigots, Inc.:
Please don't link Christians with the inquisition. A Christian who
follows the commandments would never have followed the inquisition
(NEVER). And it was also those Christians who would not follow the
teachings of the catholic church (which are twisted) that were also
burnt at the stake and tortured by the catholic church. The catholic
church is about power on this earth and control of every nation...none
of this is important to a Christian who follows the teaching of the
bible because the bible (from the beginning to the end) talks of a new
kingdom where evil cannot enter. Jesus said love every man and woman as
yourself, even your enemies. We don't, or shouldn't, judge. Judgement is
under GOD only not us.
Yes I will agree that religion as caused suffering but only by those who
use it for their own ends. Religion as become a tool for politicians and
the power hungry of this world. But the bible is not interested in this.
It only talks of the new kingdom to come and it is not interested in the
politics of this world. The catholic church is way out in its own little
world and it seeks to control every nation under one church...this is
what you have to look out for...when a symbol of Rome moves to Jerusalem
and is placed within the sacred temple of the Jewish nation then we have
to be ready!
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November 7th 2008, 08:11 PM #72
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Male - CatholicRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Hampton Inn...
Not bad. I was at one once.
If you ever are going to stay in Lancaster, PA area get a room at Willow Valley Resort.Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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November 7th 2008, 10:41 PM #73
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Male - ChristianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Willow Valley is awesome. Originally posted by MetalMark
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November 7th 2008, 10:45 PM #74
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Female - ChristianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Agoura Hills is an awesome place, too. Originally posted by jpholding
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November 7th 2008, 11:03 PM #75
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Male - ChristianRe: November 2008 Screwballs
Screwball to JP, because I just think he needs one.
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