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April 12th 2012, 11:38 PM #571
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We're doomed.
Originally posted by Raphael
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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May 29th 2012, 05:02 PM #572
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wacky warning labels
http://www.legalreforminthenews.com/...finalists.html
and did you hear about pillows that were returned because they bore this label: "Caution, Risk of fire."
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May 29th 2012, 05:55 PM #573
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I just designed a warning label for a lawyer and his client. It was pretty bad. They wanted a ton of text and the label to be 1.5 inches by .5 inches. The text ended up being something like 3 point type. Originally posted by Augustine2004
and they kept insisting it be in ANSI safety orange which I tried to explain was a reflective paint color and could not be replicated exactly in ink.
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May 30th 2012, 08:53 PM #574
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wow, a Spider Man towel for depositing 300 euros in a Spanish bank https://joven.bankia.es/Portal/Home/cruce/0,0,83012_2704777*83058$P1%3D1063,00.html
I don't quite understand Spanish, but it seems the webpage mentions "superpowers." The bank (Bankia) is supposed to be the worst big bank in Spain, so pain there, but who would pass up getting superpowers?
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September 21st 2012, 07:54 PM #575
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A cardboard box proudly displays the USA flag. Below are the words, Made In China.
Mall(Please knock hard on the door. The bell doesn't work.)
Maintenance
Shop
We can repair
anything
Warning
This machine [dispensing goodies for your hard-earned money] takes your money and gives you nothing in return. . . . just like my ex.
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October 29th 2012, 10:52 PM #576
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The baseball season is over. Let us post some more fail art to this thread in memoriam.
Phillies_in_the_Face_1_.jpgLife is just a phase you're going through. You'll get over it.--Anonymous
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October 30th 2012, 08:12 AM #577
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I'm sure it's not, but that one looks like it's photoshopped, probably due to the blurring on the baseball. Originally posted by fm93
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November 27th 2012, 09:33 PM #578
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Belated work of fail art from Thanksgiving:
Life is just a phase you're going through. You'll get over it.--Anonymous
If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: "The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music."--Kurt Vonnegut
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December 8th 2012, 02:11 AM #579
think about it...i haven't
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I can relate. Originally posted by Sparko
I just designed a warning label for a lawyer and his client. It was pretty bad. They wanted a ton of text and the label to be 1.5 inches by .5 inches. The text ended up being something like 3 point type.
and they kept insisting it be in ANSI safety orange which I tried to explain was a reflective paint color and could not be replicated exactly in ink.edge you kate hour chilled run
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February 28th 2013, 08:19 AM #580
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"The more mightily the spirit of truth rises, the more active becomes the spirit of falsehood. "Where God builds a church the devil builds, a chapel close by."
-History of the Christian Church.
We are told what we are to do. We are not told what happens if we fail in our mission. Christ has not given us a plan B.--Nick Peters
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March 20th 2013, 10:44 PM #581
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Oh, I see, that doesn't apply to people who are unwounded. Still, I'll try to fall carefully, if you don't mind.
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