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January 27th 2009, 12:30 PM #511
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Male - ChristianRe: January 2009 Screwballs
That's just another kind of stupid. Has that guy even read the Bible let alone anything about pagan mythology? Ugh.
Originally posted by MetalMark
I received an e-mail from a very strange (sadly serious) guy.
I emailed him back, and got this response:
Let me point somethings out. Aside from the obvious things that can be easily refuted by any 3 year old with a Bible stories coloring book, Quetzalcoatl was a central American character, a Sky/Creator God. The location is enough to show that it was not a ripoff. And even if it was Norwegian, that's thousands of miles away from Judea... and how would they speak each other's languages?
Svarog is a Slavic sun God. Ørken is the Norwegian word for desert. There was never a city called DÅM ÅSCUS.Crab Battle
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Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
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January 27th 2009, 12:42 PM #512
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Male - CatholicRe: January 2009 Screwballs
According to himself (and we can all tell how reliable he is) he has studied the Bible for years, and is an expert on textual criticism, Bible studies, Pagan mythology, and comparative religions. When I asked him in an e-mail where he learned all this, he claimed to have a Ph.D in Mythology from a place called "Luigi Kowalski University" in Wintersville, OH. However, I looked it up and there is no such University in that city. We both blocked each other's e-mails (he's probably a dumb 15 year old) and that was the end of it.
Put simply: He's a big liar, (and/or just really stupid) and is poorly skilled at doing so.Last edited by MarcusAndreas; January 27th 2009 at 12:58 PM. Reason: (and/or just really stupid)
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January 27th 2009, 12:48 PM #513
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Male - ChristianRe: January 2009 Screwballs
I love how those skeptics think that because they 'read' the Bible, they are experts at it.
"LoOk AT Me, I REaD ThE BibLE"
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January 27th 2009, 12:59 PM #514
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Male - ChristianRe: January 2009 Screwballs
FUN FACT OF THE DAY: In the End of Faith, Harris referenced to Deuteronomy 13:1 as saying "Whatever I am now commanding you, you must keep and observe, adding nothing to it, taking nothing away" when it actually says: "Prophets or those who tell the future with dreams might come to you and say they will show you a miracle or a sign".
Crab Battle
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January 27th 2009, 01:01 PM #515
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Male - CatholicRe: January 2009 Screwballs
Fundy atheists are pretty stupid.Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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January 27th 2009, 01:45 PM #516
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Male - <(' '<)Re: January 2009 Screwballs
Another fun sig from a different forum site.
Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365 not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers were given. Satan - 10."One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
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Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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January 27th 2009, 01:50 PM #517
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Male - <(' '<)Re: January 2009 Screwballs
Hey rational gaze, what does your avatar say?
Oh, and for those of stout heart.
http://www.scottklarr.com/topic/453/...ional-posters/
The spoiler poster is funny for its epic fail."One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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January 27th 2009, 02:06 PM #518
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Male - ChristianRe: January 2009 Screwballs
It says: "Atheism. Just like being gay in the 80s"
Crab Battle
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January 27th 2009, 02:13 PM #519
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Male - evangelicalRe: January 2009 Screwballs
Originally posted by some atheist
A man was born of a virgin named Mary. He was called the Son of God. He led slaves out of Egypt.
He killed a giant. He was blinded on the road to Damascus. Finally, he was crucified, died, and rose three days late, destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, and ascended into the moon. Sound familiar? It should. This is the story of the one you Christians call "Jesus."
You know who's story that is directly copied from? The story of the Norwegian god Quetzalcoatl. He was born of a virgin named Svarog (the Old Norse name for Mary), and was called the Son of God. He led Slavs (note the lack of an "e", a Christian plot to deceive inattentive listeners) out of Ørken (the Norse version of "Egypt" a mythical land with a story so powerful that the Christians made a real area called Egypt), killed a Giant (the Christians were less subtle this time, the name "Goliath" remained across all the cultures), was blinded on the road to DÅM ÅSCUS (An ancient Norse city). DÅM ÅSCUS was destroyed by Christian terrorists in the first century to cover up the evidence of their tale, but recent archaeological discoveries have proved the existence of it. Quetzalcoatl was finally nailed to a tree, died, and rose 3 days later, just like the Jesus story. Before Quetzalcoatl ascended to the Heavens (or Moon in Christian mythology), he destroyed Sødøm and Gåmmøråh.
Face it, you pathetic Christian sheep, your religion is a lie based on the pathetic mythology of drunken Vikings.
Pathetic sheep. You refuse to face facts so you come up with lies. I see you have pages by Bob Turkel...
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January 27th 2009, 02:22 PM #520
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Male - CatholicRe: January 2009 Screwballs
Those posters were unbelievably offensive yet funny...
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January 27th 2009, 02:22 PM #521
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Male - ChristianRe: January 2009 Screwballs
Oh yeah, because humans have never killed that many people before too and please, Stalin and Hitler could replicate that number in their sleep back in the day, Originally posted by Challenger Grim
I love how people try to paint God's justice as genocide and yet forget how many people humans kill per day.
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January 27th 2009, 02:25 PM #522
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Wow, tremendous epic fail and by the looks of it, he seems proud of it. But then again, anyone would be proud of putting so much effort in a failure of an argument. Originally posted by Teluog
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January 27th 2009, 02:25 PM #523
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Male - ChristianRe: January 2009 Screwballs
Quetzalcoatl? A Norwegian god?
This guy has to be a parody.
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January 27th 2009, 02:25 PM #524
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Male - <(' '<)Re: January 2009 Screwballs
Or that the people God kill might really REALLY deserve it. Originally posted by Giorno Giovanna
Oh yeah, because humans have never killed that many people before too and please, Stalin and Hitler could replicate that number in their sleep back in the day,
I love how people try to paint God's justice as genocide and yet forget how many people humans kill per day.
(btw, have I mentioned i love your avatar?)"One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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January 27th 2009, 02:38 PM #525
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Male - ChristianRe: January 2009 Screwballs
And it's funnier when those same people say that and yet turn a blind eye on how many people we humans kill for no reason. At least God has a reason, it's call justice. Originally posted by Challenger Grim
And yeah, I know you love my avatar and i love your sig as well and yes, Supernatural is an awesome show.
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