January 2009 Screwballs

[TolkienFan]

I wouldn't go putting labels on me yet, if I were you. I am not your average opponent. I have been researching the Bible and other religions for over 40 years and am working on a book that will finally put the nail in the coffin of Jesus.

Studying it with a blindfold on doesn't count.

[jpholding]

Harry "Obscene Phone" McCall wins Silver:

http://debunkingchristianity.blogspo...ectronics.html

...for apparently thinking this is something NORMAL for Christians to believe. No wonder he's so messed up.

[Pumbelo]

I'm just amused at how many Jesus Myth threads are created around here.

Being surprised by "Jesus myth"-threads in an apologetics-forum filled with christians is nothing but asininity.

[MarcusAndreas]

I found this round of lunacy/debate in the comments for this video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz_Bi...eature=related

But it doesn't have to be that way, Jesus can set you free.

you idiot, I don't believe in some kind of a 'devil' or some 'god', So I'm not a slave of neither of them, so I'm free.
How could some jewish man who lived 2000 years ago, who was crucified just because the jewish community didn't agree with his ideas, set me free.
He was brought to death just like a million other people were in those days.

Not really because He rose again from death.
And i think it is you who is the foolish one,
everyone is a slave to something, and by worshipping yourself... by indulging in your
fleshly desires you are worshipping the devil, no matter if you believe in him or not.
The greatest lie the devil has ever told is that he doesn't exist

hahahahahahah really man, you're so funny yet pathetic.
I can't believe you actually dedicate your own live to some thing man made up thousands of years ago.
It's just pathetic, that's all I have to say.

And your pathetic to actually believe that you have no purpose and that everything appeared out of nothing! lol.
Let tell you man didn't make it up, and when you die you'll findout that God is real. And anyway how can you say that God isn't real?
Do you have knowledge of all everything, because thats the knowledge you'd have to have to make such a claim. Also if Satan doesn't exist why do you Satanists perform rituals to him? Seems kinda dumb! Hahahaha!!!
And if your an atheist why not say, hey i'm an atheist... rather than following something that you quote unquote don't believe in. You know i think thats just a lie to get people to join the church of satan and other such organisations (which ever one you identify with).

For the record the screwball nom was for 666THYS666, I don't have any problems with prodigalson56's part of it, based on the skimming I did.

[LilPunkishOfTerror]

let's face it Mark, most Youtube comments are screwballs.

[Chaotic Void]

Studying it with a blindfold on doesn't count.

And I don't think Christianity would be devastated by those scripts for cancelled Uwe Boll movies that he probably found...

Hollywood, on the other hand...

[Meta Knight]

And I don't think Christianity would be devastated by those scripts for cancelled Uwe Boll movies that he probably found...

Hollywood, on the other hand...

...rejoices that they were cancelled, then weeps that he found them.

[Kabane52]

Nomination to a youtube comment from a youtuber recommended to go to reasonablefaith.org

reasonablefaith org?...You try whydoesgodhateamputees com instead.

[DoomRater]

Gom Jabbar tries to argue homophobia is more than just being severely afraid of homosexuals/homosexuality:

Tip: everything is more than the sum of it's elements.
This is yet another example where you argue semantics without understanding what you are doing.
• Edited by a Moderator •... it's always funny when you try to be smart and end up failing.

ho⋅mo⋅pho⋅bi⋅a /ˌhoʊməˈfoʊbiə/ [hoh-muh-foh-bee-uh]
–noun
unreasoning fear of or antipathy toward homosexuals and homosexuality.

Emphasizes are his, ironically.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Gom Jabbar tries to argue homophobia is more than just being severely afraid of homosexuals/homosexuality:



Emphasizes are his, ironically.

Even if I accept that definition, most Christians (and even some non-Christians) have reasons for their disapproval of homosexuality. It's far from 'unreasoned'.

[Manwë Súlimo]

Nomination to a youtube comment from a youtuber recommended to go to reasonablefaith.org

Kabane, I worry one day YouTube will raise your blood pressure through the roof and do irreversible damage.

[Kabane52]

Nomination to jassi4010709, who says almost these exact words in a video which is just text and a picture.

After many years of being told to find Jesus an atheist seeks to find him. In my first effort to find Jesus, I looked to the face which every Christian adored. [Shows the picture of Jesus holding a lamb] But He couldn't have long hair because of 1 Corinthians 11.14. and he couldn't have been white skinned because according to the Bible, Jesus had fled to Egypt to avoid Herod from seeking the new born king and killing him. The Egyptians were not white skinned and Jesus could not have hidden amongst them. What year was Jesus born? No one knows. What date was he born? No one knows. When did he die? Presumed around 37 AD. But no one knows. What was his name? Jesus or Immanuel? What is his last name? Christ is a title. No one knows. How did he die? Presumed by crucifixion through the hands. But it isn't possible for a human body to hold its weight if the nails a through a persons hands. The nails would rip through. Is there a body of Jesus? No one knows. Is there any evidence of Jesus? No. Are there any writings from the hand of Jesus? No. are there any first hand witness accounts of Jesus? Only one. One of the early founders, St. Paul. He claims he met Jesus and that he never existed as a human being and knows nothing of the life he is said to have lived. Isn't it amazing how so many people can have a personal relationship with him and not know a single thing about him. It's as if he never existed.

[aikidoka]

Nomination to jassi4010709, who says almost these exact words in a video which is just text and a picture.

Wow! I don't think there's one sentence that isnt filled with error and/or ignorance coming from multiple directions.

[OutForTruth]

I'm starting to see why you guys make these threads. The logic displayed by jassi is just horrible. Has he/she even read anything at all about the history of Christianity and Jesus? I'm guessing not.

[shadowmaster]

Check the notice or read me file on the top of every board here.

It's a cover-up for bad programming.