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      Ancient Email uncovered

      Recently Unearthed E-Mail Reveals What Life Was Like In 1995


      KNOXVILLE, TN—A 1995 e-mail extracted from the hard drive of a recently unearthed Compaq desktop PC offers a tantalizing glimpse into the day-to-day life of a primitive Internet society, said the archaeologists responsible for its discovery.

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      "It shows that these forgotten people of the '90s had many of the same concerns as modern man, such as b-days, and slow periods at work," Caspari said. "The presence of the archaic slang verbalization 'what's up' appears to indicate that they cared about the immediate welfare of others in their closely knit community, much as we do today."


      But the artifact reveals differences as well. According to Caspari, the find indicates that people from that era spoke a much earlier form of e-mail language alien to our own, employing the full spellings of most words, and lacking the versatility and advanced expression of smiley-face or frowny-face emoticons.


      http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48970




      Just think, one day an archeologist will find this thread and be amazed.



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      I was certain this thread had something to do with Mossy...you disappoint me, Sparko.
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      I am sure it was Mossy's computer that they unearthed.

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      Re: Ancient Email uncovered

      1995? Meh. RTT had already been online for a decade.

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      I have a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea there was such a thing as the internet in 1995. No YouTube, no TheologyWeb, no Wikipedia, none of that existed in 1995. Hard to believe the Internet existed back then!
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      Quote Originally posted by MetalMark View Post
      I have a hard time wrapping my mind around the idea there was such a thing as the internet in 1995. No YouTube, no TheologyWeb, no Wikipedia, none of that existed in 1995. Hard to believe the Internet existed back then!
      Just imagine surfing the internet with a text-only browser (Lynx).

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      :sighs:

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      Quote Originally posted by mossrose View Post
      :sighs:
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      Quote Originally posted by One Bad Pig View Post
      Just imagine surfing the internet with a text-only browser (Lynx).
      I prefer Links myself since it does a better job of maintaining page formatting.
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      I love the onion.
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      Re: Ancient Email uncovered

      Quote Originally posted by mossrose View Post
      :sighs:
      I bet computers, old and new, consider themselves lucky to be living in the same time period as Mossy. I know I do.

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      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

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      Re: Ancient Email uncovered

      Quote Originally posted by Beren Erchamion View Post
      I bet computers, old and new, consider themselves lucky to be living in the same time period as Mossy. I know I do.


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