Is there such a thing as a GOOD local Christian television station?

**TyRockwell** · January 14th 2009, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Beren Erchamion

You forgot handsome. I'm a handsome, cynical, self-righteous bigot. I'll forgive you.

I try my best.

By the way, I have an "anoited" prayer cloth I can send you if you just plant a seed of $200. God told me to do so. He said (we talk a lot, John and I [what's that? You didn't know God's first name is John? Yea, we're buddies]) I should do this and charge for it out the butt. Just send your seed to:

666 Deceivers Lane
Spirit of Antichristville, CA 666

God is not mocked. Change the channel and shut up. Touch not God's anointed.

**Manwë Súlimo** · January 14th 2009, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by TyRockwell

Touch not God's anointed.

Why? Are they like Stone Fish that are poisonous to the touch? I'd agree their words are poisonous, but I didn't think they were THAT dangerous.

BTW, you never answered me. Are you interested in buying my genuine, totally-not-a-hoax, "anointed" prayer cloth? It's more anointed then my competitors.

**Kabane52** · January 14th 2009, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by TyRockwell

God is not mocked. Change the channel and shut up. Touch not God's anointed.

Please see Galatians 2:11. And don't assume that they are anointed. When they teach false theology, I think it's rather safe to conclude that God has not anointed them.

Originally posted by TyRockwell

Don't justify yourself. It is wrong to imply that there are many on Christian TV that believe those statements you made above.

Your HATRED for large numbers of Christians is evident when you smear them and falsely associate them with a few bad ones.

The statements that they make are heretical and false. Teaching falsehoods within the church is unacceptable. Just as unacceptable as teaching that there is only one person within God or that there are three gods.

**ApologiaPhoenix** · January 14th 2009, 07:16 PM

"Touch not God's Anointed" referred to kings first off. Secondly, it only meant you weren't going to kill them. Last I checked, no one is making death threats on people that are on Turkeys Broadcasting Nonsense.

Good Christian thinking will not likely be found on the TV. Go to a bookstore or library instead or a church that's well-grounded. You might find some diamonds in the rough on TV, but they're few and far between.

**Sparko** · January 14th 2009, 09:47 PM

If Benny Hinn, Paul Crouch and Jan Crouch were truly God's anointed, then God would have given them better hair dressers.

**RBerman** · January 14th 2009, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by Sparko

If Benny Hinn, Paul Crouch and Jan Crouch were truly God's anointed, then God would have given them better hair dressers.

Rug fitters, you mean.

**Sparko** · January 14th 2009, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by RBerman

Rug fitters, you mean.

tru dat. you figure that they could afford better wigs than that with all that money they rake in. but I guess no amount of money can buy good taste.

I think what really goes on is that there is some catch clause in the devil's freedom contract with God, that he can fool people all he wants but he has to give clues that his minions actually belong to him. Kinda like horror movie rules, where the bad guys always have to explain their plans in detail just long enough for the good guys to get away.

In this case I think the devil has to give his minions "bad hair" as a clue to the world that they belong to him. Its a law of the universe.

Examples: Hitler's Mustache. Stalin's porno walrus 'stache, and Benny Hinn's George Jetson hair.

**DefecTed** · January 15th 2009, 12:00 AM

I feel the same about christian Tv but I do respect some shows. I think what upsets my soul is the whole "Give money and you get money" Where in the bible does it say this ? Christian music has come along way but Tv programming not so much. I find this website has more to offer then TBN. The crouch family are millionaires and live the high life, I don't understand why not use that money for great Tv programming and stop with the rerun's and put commercials on TBN ! this alone would bring entertaining programs

**Alan3838** · January 15th 2009, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by Beren Erchamion

Why? Are they like Stone Fish that are poisonous to the touch? I'd agree their words are poisonous, but I didn't think they were THAT dangerous.

BTW, you never answered me. Are you interested in buying my genuine, totally-not-a-hoax, "anointed" prayer cloth? It's more anointed then my competitors.

Trade you your prayer cloth for my anointed bottles of holy water? I only trade by the gross though, other wise it cost to much to manufacture. The water bill goes thru the roof.

**Manwë Súlimo** · January 15th 2009, 02:31 AM

Originally posted by Alan3838

Trade you your prayer cloth for my anointed bottles of holy water? I only trade by the gross though, other wise it cost to much to manufacture. The water bill goes thru the roof.

Throw in some Miracle Manna (for which you got the recipe from a Revelation by the Archangel Michael) and you got a deal son.

**ApologiaPhoenix** · January 15th 2009, 08:26 AM

I have a perfect offer for the people at TBN.

I'm a student in ministry and my finances are very tight.

How about you at TBN send me a good deal of that money coming in, and God will give you one-hundredfold back?

You'd think if TBN really believed this stuff, they'd be giving away money instead of asking for it.

**DefecTed** · January 15th 2009, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix

I have a perfect offer for the people at TBN.

I'm a student in ministry and my finances are very tight.

How about you at TBN send me a good deal of that money coming in, and God will give you one-hundredfold back?

You'd think if TBN really believed this stuff, they'd be giving away money instead of asking for it.

Exactly!

**TyRockwell** · January 15th 2009, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Beren Erchamion

Why? Are they like Stone Fish that are poisonous to the touch? I'd agree their words are poisonous, but I didn't think they were THAT dangerous.

BTW, you never answered me. Are you interested in buying my genuine, totally-not-a-hoax, "anointed" prayer cloth? It's more anointed then my competitors.

"Touch not God's anointed" is the Word of God. Look it up.

Stop trying to say that GIFTS to ministries are 'buying.' The trinket given in return is an acknowledgment in appreciation of the GIFT. You have no competitors.

**RBerman** · January 15th 2009, 02:01 PM

When you give a "gift" and it's understood that you're getting something back, that's not a gift. That's quid pro quo.

**TyRockwell** · January 15th 2009, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix

I have a perfect offer for the people at TBN.

I'm a student in ministry and my finances are very tight.

How about you at TBN send me a good deal of that money coming in, and God will give you one-hundredfold back?

You'd think if TBN really believed this stuff, they'd be giving away money instead of asking for it.

Your uninformed statement presumes you know that the ministry does not give much money to other worthy ministries.

I'd advise them to NOT donate to YOU.

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