Why Thirsty is teh awesomest possum - Johnny MacManky's Pick For Wednesday, February 11 ~

[Johnny MacManky]

Now hear this, minion! I have some topics for you!

1 Auntie Mossy deserves to be Queen of Canadia. She is the most wonderful person in the whole world!

2 Uncle Johnny deserves to be King of Scotland. He should kick England's butt! France's too!

3 Bill Gates is the epitome of hawtness. He is simply irresistible!

4 Why my next computer will be from Psystar.

5 You would have to be a big stupid jerk to be mean to poor little possums.

6. Zune, it's the best thing since sliced bread.

7 Forget Steve Jobs. My new idol is Barack Obama.

8 We should all join PETA.

9 Britney Spears is smarter and prettier than Xena.

10 Thirsty Possum is wise and humble and clever and brave! Send him pearls!

11 Keifer Sutherland is the antichrist

12 Thirsty Possum is the shiniest aluminum on the web!

13 Why your twitter house is corrupt.

14 Mac geeks unite! Internet Explorer should be for us, too!

15 Political correctness is for cannibals too!

16 California, a role model for the other 49 states!

Here yer go lil feller... :g:

[Brandalf85]

[rogue06]

[MarcusAndreas]

[Kelp]

[mossrose]

You go, Thirsty!

:glomp:

[Manwë Súlimo]

I have a question about Thirsty. This guy joined a theology forum and exclusively posts funny things. This isn't a complaint (I wish we had more people as wacky as Thirsty), just an observation. I wonder what made him join this place, unless its because he's chosen to merely lurk at the "serious" discussion forums and post in the spammy ones.

[Chaotic Void]

I wonder what made him join this place,

Something about responding to an ad for "Free Booze," being stashed in Trouts Manties and getting beaten senseless with a rubber chicken.

And did I mention the Speedo-and-Fart-themed poetry slam?

[Thersites]

Thirsty Possum- a credit to the universe.

[Johnny MacManky]

I have a question about Thirsty. This guy joined a theology forum and exclusively posts funny things. This isn't a complaint (I wish we had more people as wacky as Thirsty), just an observation. I wonder what made him join this place, unless its because he's chosen to merely lurk at the "serious" discussion forums and post in the spammy ones.

I seem to remember that Thirsty & a few others (who are meanies) are refugees from places far away (whose names we do not speak of here).

[Dee Dee Warren]

We pay Thirsty to post here. We needed to class up the place.

[mossrose]

Thirsty is adorable.

:loves:

[princesa]

I seem to remember that Thirsty & a few others (who are meanies) are refugees from places far away (whose names we do not speak of here).

.......the plot thickens, tweb appears to be a place with many guarded secrets, there is so much mystery permeating the air (or that might be my coworker, he's sits close)

...... somewhat haunted from webbers long gone.....

or are they?

[TheAnalogman]

I have a question about Thirsty. This guy joined a theology forum and exclusively posts funny things. This isn't a complaint (I wish we had more people as wacky as Thirsty), just an observation. I wonder what made him join this place, unless its because he's chosen to merely lurk at the "serious" discussion forums and post in the spammy ones.

You are so totally uncool.

[The Curtmudgeon]

This is worth throwing something more than spare tin change in his tip jar.

The (and make sure she answers them all, Thirsty) Curtmudgeon