Thread: March 2009 Screwballs
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February 28th 2009, 11:23 AM #1
March 2009 Screwballs
Starting this now cuz I won't be on much later....
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February 28th 2009, 05:08 PM #2
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2009 Screwballs
Time sure flies by...
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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February 28th 2009, 05:26 PM #3
Re: March 2009 Screwballs
So I figure we will wait till March till we can post nominations right?

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February 28th 2009, 05:27 PM #4
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2009 Screwballs
Preemptive nomination for yo lunch. I don't really need a reason because I'm sure he'll say something stupid on March 1st 12:01am.
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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March 1st 2009, 01:25 AM #5
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OM nom nom March Thread.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" Sun Tsu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man can best him on the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE! Ehehehehehehehehehe. And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo!' Unless it's a farm!
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March 1st 2009, 09:05 AM #6
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March 1st 2009, 10:15 AM #7
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God became man so that man might become god. -St. Athanasius of Alexandria
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March 1st 2009, 10:54 AM #8
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screwball to lilpixieofterror for recommending Reasonable Faith in dealing with the Jesus Seminar when Wright does a vastly more spectacular job in his Jesus and the Victory of God
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March 1st 2009, 11:13 AM #9
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People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.
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March 1st 2009, 02:54 PM #10
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Screwball to whoever had Nick banned so long. I really really want to talk to him.
Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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March 1st 2009, 03:03 PM #11
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Screwball to migkillertwo for failing to recognize that Jesus and the Victory of God is not a book for beginners.
God became man so that man might become god. -St. Athanasius of Alexandria
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March 1st 2009, 03:08 PM #12
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March 1st 2009, 03:37 PM #13
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March 1st 2009, 03:41 PM #14
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2009 Screwballs
Not even a day in and this thread is already off track
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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March 1st 2009, 05:05 PM #15
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2009 Screwballs
That's a record, isn't it?
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