March 2009 Screwballs

  • Aggressive
  • Amazed
  • Amused
  • Angelic
  • Angry
  • Artistic
  • Asleep
  • Bashful
  • Blah
  • Bored
  • Breezy
  • Brooding
  • Busy
  • Buzzed
  • Chatty
  • Cheeky
  • Cheerful
  • Cloud 9
  • Cold
  • Cold Turkey
  • Confused
  • Cool
  • Crappy
  • Curious
  • Cynical
  • Daring
  • Dead
  • Depressed
  • Devilish
  • Doh
  • Doubtful
  • Drunk
  • Energetic
  • Fiendish
  • Fine
  • Flirty
  • Gloomy
  • Goofy
  • Grumpy
  • Happy
  • Hot
  • Hung Over
  • In Love
  • In Pain
  • Innocent
  • Inspired
  • Lonely
  • Lurking
  • Mellow
  • Mischievious
  • Nerdy
  • None
  • Not Worthy
  • Paranoid
  • Pensive
  • Psychedelic
  • Question
  • Relaxed
  • ROFLMAO
  • Sad
  • Scared
  • Shocked
  • Sick
  • Sleepy
  • Sneaky
  • Snobbish
  • Spaced
  • Stressed
  • Sunshine
  • Sweet Tooth
  • Thinking
  • Tired
  • Twisted
  • Vegged Out
  • Worried
  • Yee Haw
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    1. #1
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      March 2009 Screwballs

      Starting this now cuz I won't be on much later....

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      Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Time sure flies by...

      ***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
      "I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011

      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      So I figure we will wait till March till we can post nominations right?

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Preemptive nomination for yo lunch. I don't really need a reason because I'm sure he'll say something stupid on March 1st 12:01am.

      ***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
      "I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011

      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      OM nom nom March Thread.
      "If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" Sun Tsu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man can best him on the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE! Ehehehehehehehehehe. And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo!' Unless it's a farm!
      -Soldier Class, TF2

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      subscribing
      Tektonics Research - All content, no jokes.

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      sub
      God became man so that man might become god. -St. Athanasius of Alexandria

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      screwball to lilpixieofterror for recommending Reasonable Faith in dealing with the Jesus Seminar when Wright does a vastly more spectacular job in his Jesus and the Victory of God

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Screwball to whoever had Nick banned so long. I really really want to talk to him.
      Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Screwball to migkillertwo for failing to recognize that Jesus and the Victory of God is not a book for beginners.
      God became man so that man might become god. -St. Athanasius of Alexandria

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Kabane52 View Post
      Screwball to migkillertwo for failing to recognize that Jesus and the Victory of God is not a book for beginners.
      screwball to kabane for his banner. Hearts aren't a verb!

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by mig_killer2 View Post
      screwball to kabane for his banner. Hearts aren't a verb!
      Screwball to mig for his banner. Real man fly fighter jets made of biceps or guns.

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Not even a day in and this thread is already off track

      ***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
      "I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011

      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      That's a record, isn't it?

      But srsly, folks!
      "If tonight is Cher night in TWeb chat, then I must have been wrong and there is a hell afterall"-XMansMommy in Paltalk on August 29th, 2008
      "If I had used that time to smoke pot like the other kids, I might not be so messed up now. "-Lizard on his reading Hal Lindsey in his Youth

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