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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Ehrman has now gone completely insane:

      http://www.aomin.org/aoblog/index.php?itemid=3166

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      whoops, double post.
      Last edited by seanD; March 3rd 2009 at 07:12 PM.

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Pumbelo View Post
      Ehrman has now gone completely insane:

      http://www.aomin.org/aoblog/index.php?itemid=3166
      Just another crutch that he'll blow out of proportion, like his textual criticism, which he'll use to support his emotional agnosticism towards evil and suffering

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Nomination for Augustine2004 for this ridiculous hyperliteralism:

      http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...&postcount=232

      Quote Originally posted by Augustine2004

      Originally posted by John Goddard
      I interpret the following that men and women shall not have sex with their own kind of genders, that's up for debate though:

      Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

      Here Paul implies that any sex activity outside of opposite-sex marriage is fornication, that's a lot clearer:

      1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

      Also what shadowmaster said.
      You could be right, but I don't see that lesbanism is totally ruled out.
      Maybe he thinks Exodus 22:1 allows women and children to steal livestock without consequences too.
      Last edited by Darth Executor; March 4th 2009 at 12:34 AM.
      "Years ago, I mean decades ago, I read a quote about politicians performing quid pro quo favors for campaign cash, and whether or not we could prove it. The guy who was quoted opined that it was difficult to determine. He noted that in many cases, the payoff might not take the form of votes on legislative action -- those might be detectable, and so are avoided -- but could take subtler forms, like the question that is never asked at a hearing.

      The media's doing a terrific job of not asking questions it doesn't want to know the answer to. It doesn't ask these questions in bulk, and the great volume of questions it doesn't ask makes it cheap to not ask questions.

      And it passes these savings on to you, the customer." Ace

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Originally posted by Pumbelo

      Is he getting his numbers right?

      http://www.microclesia.com/?p=324
      Of course not. Tassman can't be bothered with the facts.
      "I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."

      "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."

      -Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

      "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire."

      -The Talmud, quoted in Schindler's List

      "Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have labored to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder."

      Gandalf the White in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      I don't want to pick any example, almost all of the comments are screwed

      http://debunkingchristianity.blogspo...jority-of.html

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by MetalMark View Post
      When's the Feb feature going to be up?
      Probably later today.

      http://www.tektoonics.com

      Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.

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      Good.
      Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      This guy is an absolute hoot, and yet he's so darn serious and thinks that he's making genuinely good points:
      Quote Originally posted by Pai Geacadumbass View Post
      When Jesus says that God feeds the sparrows out of love, how do you interpret that today? Such a message seems specifically geared toward that particular audience. It seems to be a culture-bound sentiment with little if any applicability to us.

      A sparrow’s existence is not maintained by an external conscious providence; it is maintained by its active pursuit of the things that keep it alive (i.e., unconscious drives). The potency of Jesus' illustration is hampered by its anthropomorphism, which to us is very strange. Of course birds and flowers don’t worry about food and clothing. Birds and flowers don’t have the capacity of forethought. Yet Jesus uses them to convey to his audience that we, a particular species of higher primate, is more loved than they. I was always puzzled as to the basis even of the sparrow's worth here, inferior though it is to ours. Implicit in Jesus illustration is the default worth of all living things by virtue of their being created.

      I don’t discount that there are layers of meaning here. I’m eager to hear them. All I’m saying is that the explicit correlation of providence to worth isn’t convincing. How does one sidestep that correlation?
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      But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
      Than a fool in the eyes of God


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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
      You'll discover that Tassman is all talk and no actual arguments. I've caught him several times being loose with facts and he just choose to either ignore what I said or try to claim that I'm 'misquoting' my sources.
      I realized that to be true when I demolished him in the Hitler thread. He actually had the gall to say that the Bible does not prove that Jesus is our only savior when it says it right in the Bible.

      Seriously, what a tool.

      @Darth Obvious: Tassman just made me look like a prophet. Seriously you're wasting your time with him, he'll just keep trying to beat around the bush and never present a real argument.

      @Pumbelo: Thanks for the article and I lol'd when that one atheist said that science would have to teach people about humility and life. Talk about scientism.

      @Mountain Man: Alright! My favorite punching bag, Pai, is back and just in time for spring break!

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      I nominate Christopher Hitchens for using the old, "Nazism and Stalinism were actually religious in nature!" argument in his closing statement in the debate last night at Samford University with John Lennox. It seemed like he was quite befuddled at the beginning of his closing statement since John Lennox's prior closing statement received thundering applause.

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Oh, this is hilarious: Pai and Theostudent have started going at it in one of Pai's threads. It's like watching two drunken louts in a back alley wrestling match.
      Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
      But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
      Than a fool in the eyes of God


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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Wahhhhh! Cry me a handful!

      Oh well, since i'm here, I hereby nominate Michael Phelps for that big bong rip! I wonder what kind of weed it was? Sativa? Indica? Hmmm.
      Collectivism could be defined as a hierarchical concept consisting of at least three related subtypes focused on relations with family, peers, and society (Study II, III).
      Various socio-cultural groups within a society may have different patterns of collectivism being very collectivistic in one domain of social relations but relatively non-collectivistic in some other domain
      . (Study II, III ).http://www.psych.ut.ee/esta/online/2.../realo_sum.htm
      The existence of at least three interrelated, yet clearly distinguishable, subtypes of collectivism focused on relations with family ( Familism ), peers ( Companionship ), and society ( Patriotism ) was demonstrated. It was shown that various criterion groups (inhabitants of an isolated island, housewives with many children, servicemen, old members of sororities, etc.) have remarkably different patterns of collectivism: one group can be highly collectivistic in one domain of social relations and on the average level in some other domain.
      http://www.ingentaconnect.com/conten...00001/art02170

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Pumbelo View Post
      Ehrman has now gone completely insane:

      http://www.aomin.org/aoblog/index.php?itemid=3166
      I double my nomination for Ehrman. Dr. Oakley rips Ehrman a new one, and exposes how bias, inconsistent, and dishonest Ehrman's new book really is...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDrdQ...e=subscription
      Last edited by seanD; March 4th 2009 at 01:21 PM.

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      Re: March 2009 Screwballs

      It would be alot more fun conversing with pia of i was drunk, as with most conversations.

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