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      May 2009 Screwballs

      Ken Humprheys.

      No one can beat that.

      http://www.tektoonics.com

      Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Pre-emptive nomination to yo lunch, all YouTube posters, "Turkel" monkeys, Barak Obama, and local Christian TV personalities.

      ***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
      "I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011

      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Doubting John loves you, jp.

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      May Day! May Day!

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by MooseOnTheLoose View Post
      Doubting John loves you, jp.
      How's that cocaine workin' for ya?

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      http://debunkingchristianity.blogspo...competent.html

      DJ tries to see his own disease in everyone else:

      While we can all ponder about this I've offered a good reason to think we at DC know what we're talking about right here. For those Bible thumpers out there who think we're ignorant and incompetent simply because they disagree with us, try listening to what your own Christian professors are saying about us. If we're ignorant and incompetent, then what do you say about them when they recommend and use my book in their college classes?
      Here's what we say, DJ:

      1) They have Dunning's Disorder too.

      OR

      2) You're lying about the nature of their recommendation (viz Geisler's).

      And we can prove it, and have.

      How's that grab you?

      Oh, did you renew the state certificate for Brock's Cleaning Service yet?

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      just nominating Ty Rockwell for everything he has said in the last week defending WoF preachers while condemning anyone who speaks out against them as not acting Christian.

      :irony:

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      DJ posts a comment with the title "Most Incompetent People do Not Know That They are Incompetent."

      ...

      ...

      ...

      no comment

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      I really hope DJ gets his wish to debate WL Craig. I think DJ could use a high profile devastating defeat right about now.
      Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
      But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
      Than a fool in the eyes of God


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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/apr09scr.html

      April feature is up....since I finished at the seminary early today.

      http://www.tektoonics.com

      Due to rampant stupidity by Skeptics, and time issues, I'm only going to be on TWeb in my own (tektonics.org) section from now on. Deal with it.

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/apr09scr.html

      April feature is up....since I finished at the seminary early today.
      I think I recognised more of my submissions in that month's weiners than ever before.

      The (it's going to take real work to top that record, I'm afraid) Curtmudgeon
      The Reverend Earl Curtmudgeon the Sanguine of Frogging over Womble. (Peculiar Titles)

      Let a man, an arrow, and an answer each go straight. Each is his own witness. God is judge. - Eastern proverb, as quoted in Hira Singh: When India Came to Fight in Flanders by Talbot Mundy

      It was an idea that possessed every advantage except clarity, elegance, and a demonstrated connection to reality. - The Devil's Delusion: Atheism and Its Scientific Pretensions by David Berlinkski

      ...If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly. - What's Wrong with the World by G. K. Chesterton

      "And we can take nothing out of the world. Is not that true?" "Is it not that we can take everything worth the taking?" - Zimiamvia: A Trilogy by E. R. Eddison

      Thanx, JPH, for the avatar. Thanx, Muz, for the new tag-line. Thanx, Kelp, for the AotM nomination.

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Beren Erchamion View Post
      Pre-emptive nomination to yo lunch, all YouTube posters, "Turkel" monkeys, Barak Obama, and local Christian TV personalities.
      Well that's no fun, there go half of the nominations already.

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Sparko View Post
      just nominating Ty Rockwell for everything he has said in the last week defending WoF preachers while condemning anyone who speaks out against them as not acting Christian.

      :irony:
      He still hasn't shut up?

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      Quote Originally posted by Andius View Post
      Well that's no fun, there go half of the nominations already.
      Right. And the other half go to DJ and crew, for recommending stuff like this:

      http://atheismblog.blogspot.com/2009...-on-jesus.html

      Canard after canard after canard after canard after......

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      Ken Humprheys.

      No one can beat that.
      I hope it's going to be uploaded this weekend.

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