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      Quote Originally posted by CodewordConduit View Post
      An inerrantist, literalist reading of TAOM however, could get you into a spot or two of bother
      I'm already in the unpopular crowd in those regards. People need to lighten up, seriously. It's called humor for a reason.
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      Quote Originally posted by Truth be Told View Post
      It's called humor for a reason.
      Yes, people need to lighten up; but "humor" can't be an excuse for everything. Case in point: "Religulous". Although, I'm sure you know that.

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      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Nomination to Uaz31:
      Quote Originally posted by Uaz31
      Resources? All you need is a concordance and the Bible itself. Don't waste your money on commentaries, the Bible is its own dictionary and reference not what others have said about it.

      Don't you believe the Bible is God's word and not commentaries on it? Commentaries tell you what others think, the Bible tells us what God thinks.
      God became man so that man might become god. -St. Athanasius of Alexandria

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      Commentaries tell you what others think, the Bible tells us what God thinks.
      Um. The Bible itself tells us that some letters of Paul are difficult to comprehend. And who can fully understand the Trinity? If it was that obvious, commentaries would be superfluous; but considering that it isn't...

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      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by DoomRater View Post
      Dropped a positive review with what I think is Holding's goal- to intellectually beat up anyone who smears Christianity with falsehoods or heresies.
      That's one of 'em. The other main one is educating the brethren and any honest seekers. Thanks!

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      Btw Holding, have you seen the new book Richard Carrier is talking about "Not the impossible faith". Any comments on it?
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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Beren Erchamion View Post
      I sent JPH a list of all the comments awhile ago. I posted my own positive review to offset the fundy atheists.
      Which guy are you then Beren, Are you the boy from Freeland, Michigan or the boy from Manilla?

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Has "Scales of Good and Evil" been screwballed?

      http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/good.html

      The #1 Most Evil Person in History BY VOTE is Tomas de Torquemada. A catholic priest that helped kill 2000 people and torture thousands more.

      Oh, of course! He killed ~2000 Jews! Gee, I wonder who else could have tortured and killed so many Jews!

      Mathematics is a wonderful thing if 2000 > 6,000,000 > 20,000,000
      If you think that this is a fairy tale, at least get the fairy tale right.

      Never debate a relativist; when you win, he will declare that you are both right. Thereby winning the debate.

      If there is no meaning, then why does being moral for no reason mean more than being moral for a reason?

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Darth Ovious View Post
      Which guy are you then Beren, Are you the boy from Freeland, Michigan or the boy from Manilla?
      Neither, o Wearer of the Pink and Plaid. I'm "grownby".
      Last edited by Manwë Súlimo; May 5th 2009 at 09:50 AM.

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      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Leonhard View Post
      Btw Holding, have you seen the new book Richard Carrier is talking about "Not the impossible faith". Any comments on it?
      By his own admission it's just the same stuff he has online (which he wrote for pay for Johnny Skeptic), except the introduction. So, no, nothing new to say on it.

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by GlowingBeard View Post
      Has "Scales of Good and Evil" been screwballed?

      http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/good.html

      The #1 Most Evil Person in History BY VOTE is Tomas de Torquemada. A catholic priest that helped kill 2000 people and torture thousands more.

      Oh, of course! He killed ~2000 Jews! Gee, I wonder who else could have tortured and killed so many Jews!

      Mathematics is a wonderful thing if 2000 > 6,000,000 > 20,000,000
      I'm not sure if that was by vote.

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      Screwie nom for uncounted thousands (judging by the sales numbers) of Indian management students who think that Mein Kampf is a management textbook:

      Telegraph.co.uk

      Booksellers told The Daily Telegraph that while it is regarded in most countries as a 'Nazi Bible', in India it is considered a management guide in the mould of Spencer Johnson's "Who Moved My Cheese".

      Sales of the book over the last six months topped 10,000 in New Delhi alone, according to leading stores, who said it appeared to be becoming more popular with every year.

      Several said the surge in sales was due to demand from students who see it as a self-improvement and management strategy guide for aspiring business leaders, and who were happy to cite it as an inspiration.
      [emphasis added]

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      ...If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly. - What's Wrong with the World by G. K. Chesterton

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      Screwie nom for Barnes & Noble online, for listing John Henry Cardinal Newman's autobiography, Apologia Pro Vita Sua under ... wait for it ... Apologetics.

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      Let a man, an arrow, and an answer each go straight. Each is his own witness. God is judge. - Eastern proverb, as quoted in Hira Singh: When India Came to Fight in Flanders by Talbot Mundy

      It was an idea that possessed every advantage except clarity, elegance, and a demonstrated connection to reality. - The Devil's Delusion: Atheism and Its Scientific Pretensions by David Berlinkski

      ...If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly. - What's Wrong with the World by G. K. Chesterton

      "And we can take nothing out of the world. Is not that true?" "Is it not that we can take everything worth the taking?" - Zimiamvia: A Trilogy by E. R. Eddison

      Thanx, JPH, for the avatar. Thanx, Muz, for the new tag-line. Thanx, Kelp, for the AotM nomination.

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2..._benighted.php

      So many people who say "Hitchens won" at one place, it's insane.

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      Re: May 2009 Screwballs

      See http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...=126902&page=7

      I nominate John Goddard for saying Hitler did God's work, and Gavriel for responsing to NT quotes as being just like quoting John Bunyan or Moby Dick. And the thread launcher for his attack on Paul.

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