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  • #31
    Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
    How could the day be saved if you didn't have that power?
    Guess if bacon was your top priority.
    If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
      Guess if bacon was your top priority.
      You mean it isn't everybody's?!?!

      My entire world view has to be re-examined if this is true

      I'm always still in trouble again

      "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
      "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
      "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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      • #33
        Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
        To create crispy bacon at will, what else?
        Crispy bacon is not totally evil, but squiggly* bacon is practically divine, even divine if one is a pantheist. Crispy bacon is a good argument against pantheism.

        *Technical term.
        βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
        ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

        אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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        • #34
          Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
          It's probably the Nazi themed avatar. What is up with that?
          He had an explanation for it another thread, but I forgot which one.

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          • #35
            Control of spacetime - this would include things like time travel, slowing down/speeding up time, teleportation, bilocation, changing my physical age, and the ability to transport items to me across spacetime, so I could have technology from the future or swords and the like from the past. I guess I would use it to destroy evil people and help countries develop and have better governments.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by GioD View Post
              Control of spacetime - this would include things like time travel, slowing down/speeding up time, teleportation, bilocation, changing my physical age, and the ability to transport items to me across spacetime, so I could have technology from the future or swords and the like from the past. I guess I would use it to destroy evil people and help countries develop and have better governments.
              So, you would like to be Dr. Who?


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              • #37
                Originally posted by Christianbookworm View Post
                If it were possible. And, what would you do with them? Except, you can't be evil.
                Pyrokinesis. For obvious reasons.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                  Crispy bacon is not totally evil, but squiggly* bacon is practically divine, even divine if one is a pantheist. Crispy bacon is a good argument against pantheism.

                  *Technical term.
                  I note that rogue is not able to refute this anti-pantheistic apologia for squiggly bacon.
                  βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                  ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                  אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by robrecht View Post
                    I note that rogue is not able to refute this anti-pantheistic apologia for squiggly bacon.
                    I have no issue with squiggly bacon. Bacon only need be crisp - like we got before the war. And of course be real bacon - from a pig - and not be ham like confused Canuckistani's mistake it to be.

                    I'm always still in trouble again

                    "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                    "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                    "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
                      I have no issue with squiggly bacon. Bacon only need be crisp - like we got before the war.
                      And yet you seem to prefer crispy bacon, which does not acknowledge the porcine hierarchies.
                      βλέπομεν γὰρ ἄρτι δι᾿ ἐσόπτρου ἐν αἰνίγματι, τότε δὲ πρόσωπον πρὸς πρόσωπον·
                      ἄρτι γινώσκω ἐκ μέρους, τότε δὲ ἐπιγνώσομαι καθὼς καὶ ἐπεγνώσθην.

                      אָכֵ֕ן אַתָּ֖ה אֵ֣ל מִסְתַּתֵּ֑ר אֱלֹהֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵ֖ל מוֹשִֽׁיעַ׃

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                      • #41
                        Squiggly bacon rules!!!!
                        "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                        "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

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                        • #42
                          That this thread is now about bacon is one of my other superpowaz

                          I'm always still in trouble again

                          "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                          "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                          "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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                          • #43
                            You wish, Hamhock Boy...
                            "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

                            "Forgiveness is the way of love." Gary Chapman

                            My Personal Blog

                            My Novella blog (Current Novella Begins on 7/25/14)

                            Quill Sword

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                            • #44
                              The superpower to rerail threads! And to cause a happy ending? Or is that the power every author has?
                              If it weren't for the Resurrection of Jesus, we'd all be in DEEP TROUBLE!

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                              • #45
                                Bacon is good for me, is good for me

                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

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