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[lao tzu]

It's called "wisdom"....

Heathen! Heretic!

Preachers get in trouble primarily in two areas...

1. sex
2. money

Dr. W A Criswell is credited with having said to a group of seminary students, "so men, keep your zipper zipped and your hands in your own pockets!"

One man's trouble is another's free entertainment.

[Cow Poke]

Heathen! Heretic!

One man's trouble is another's free entertainment.

Understood.
Somehow, through the years, I've managed to stay married to the same woman for nearly 35 years, we still like eachother, I've never been fired from a church (but not for a lack of trying ), and I've had a lot of fun....

I'll leave hotchurchbabes.com to ya'll!!!!

[lao tzu]

Some people get their entertainment from sports. Others from romance novels. I guess the idle afternoon spent chortling at the televangelists is something of an acquired taste.

[Cow Poke]

Some people get their entertainment from sports. Others from romance novels. I guess the idle afternoon spent chortling at the televangelists is something of an acquired taste.

I confess to watching some of the "late night" televangelists if i can't sleep... particularly that woman teacher (on which there is a whole 'nuther thread) whom I googled and was brought by google to tweb!

[Gabby]

I want you to ride your bike too... with me, on an afternoon road trip somewhere. That'd be awesome.

So what's stopping you, Gab-a-lab?

Confidence...... After doing a head over in my course I'm a bit afraid of the brakes......

[ApologiaPhoenix]

You know CP, if there are any at your church, I am single....

[Cow Poke]

You know CP, if there are any at your church, I am single....

I thought you were betrothed, AP!

[Gideon Brown]

Confidence...... After doing a head over in my course I'm a bit afraid of the brakes......

That was like two years ago! You've owned your bike for two years and still won't ride it?

[ApologiaPhoenix]

I thought you were betrothed, AP!

I wish!

[Cow Poke]

I wish!

Hmmmmm... you need a GEM.... I shall give this some thought!

[lao tzu]

That was like two years ago! You've owned your bike for two years and still won't ride it?

She's waiting until she gets a real bike.

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You know, like a real biker.

[ApologiaPhoenix]

Hmmmmm... you need a GEM.... I shall give this some thought!

Do you mean a jewel or is this an abbreviation?

[Cow Poke]

Do you mean a jewel or is this an abbreviation?

a jewel.. a really good Christian girl... genuine...

I think i wrote somewhere else on tweb, AP... I met mine and knew she was "the one"... on our first date, I discovered she was not saved, and we talked about that... she got saved that weekend, baptized the following week, and we've been together for 213 years!

I stole her from the Lutherans! Interestingly enough, a Lutheran pastor friend of mine stole HIS wife from the Baptists! And their names.. honest honest.. are Joseph and Mary.

[Gabby]

That was like two years ago! You've owned your bike for two years and still won't ride it?

I rode it last summer! Until I dropped it at a corner and couldn't pick it up. Then it was off to the shop to be fixed. I rode it a couple of times after that.

[mossrose]

213 years!

And you all thought I was old!