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      Re: Tekton was funny/ Thanks for the laugh!

      Quote Originally posted by K1112 View Post
      There you go. To condone such actions makes you as bad as the lunatic who wrote it. Although I won't allow your genocidal acceptance of innocent babies and animals reflect the view of all Christians. But I'm sure more animals like you exist. Yea the babies and animals had it coming, as 1 Sam 15 because of something someone did hundreds of years. That was some political maniac telling people kill everything that breathes and eat your own arm.

      God orders Saul to kill all of the Amalekites: men, women, infants, sucklings, ox, sheep, camels, and asses. Why? Because God remembers what Amalek did hundreds of years ago. 15:2-3


      You won't even see that in hannibal. Eating your children and your own arm. Wow yahwey is a tough guy.
      It seems this thread spoke volumes
      Ignore the difficult topics...... It's much easier to defend the killings of innocent babies and animals.

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      19:9 And I will cause them (god speaking) to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them."

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      Re: Tekton was funny/ Thanks for the laugh!

      What do you not understand? The point is simply this: you reap what you sow. Those people in the Old Testament who continually sinned would reap the inevitable consequences of their actions: total devastation. That is, they would self destruct, to such an extreme that they'd be forced to resort to cannibalism to survive. Simply put: when God says "I will make them eat the flesh of their children", it simply means that because those people continue to sin, he will give them over to their own destruction. It's not the case that God acts like a cruel dictator and actually forces innocent bystanders to eat their innocent children.
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      Re: Tekton was funny/ Thanks for the laugh!

      You know, its rather funny...I was being sarcastic when I wrote my post about your "tight panties" argument against God, but your last few posts seem to actually vindicate my claim. Good job, man.

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      Anytime man.
      Shutout.

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      Quote Originally posted by K1112 View Post
      There you go. To condone such actions makes you as bad as the lunatic who wrote it. Although I won't allow your genocidal acceptance of innocent babies and animals reflect the view of all Christians. But I'm sure more animals like you exist. Yea the babies and animals had it coming, as 1 Sam 15 because of something someone did hundreds of years. That was some political maniac telling people kill everything that breathes and eat your own arm.

      God orders Saul to kill all of the Amalekites: men, women, infants, sucklings, ox, sheep, camels, and asses. Why? Because God remembers what Amalek did hundreds of years ago. 15:2-3


      You won't even see that in hannibal. Eating your children and your own arm. Wow yahwey is a tough guy.
      It seems this thread spoke volumes
      Ignore the difficult topics...... It's much easier to defend the killings of innocent babies and animals.

      jer"19:8 And I will make this city desolate, and an hissing; every one that passeth thereby shall be astonished and hiss because of all the plagues thereof.
      19:9 And I will cause them (god speaking) to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them."

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      Dude...those nations which God ordered judgment upon (or genocide, as you call it) practiced things like homosexuality, bestiality, child sacrifice, incest, etc, and continued to do so after years and years of warnings. They were a major threat to Israel, the people through which the savior of humanity would come. God HAD to eliminate those threats, because otherwise, there'd be no hope of salvation. And because they were so evil, the conquests were the best way to both punish and eliminate those nations.

      Also, here's the kicker...the plan was NOT to massacre those people. Instead, it was simply to DRIVE THEM OUT. The nations were to be destroyed, but the people spared. The people who stayed behind, trying to fight the Israelite army, would be destroyed, but such people would probably be the ones who were the most evil, because those who loved the culture enough to protect it to the end would probably be the ones most infected by it. The others, who probably weren't as evil, would have escaped and migrated elsewhere.

      So, contra your opinion that the situation involved a deity unjustly ordering the mass murders of every single living thing in those innocent nations, the actual situation involves a deity justly and mercifully ordering the removal of criminals from those nations, so that the people through which the Hope of mankind would come could come. The only people who were actually killed were the ones who ignored the years of warnings, and resolved to the end to continue in their evil ways, thus demonstrating that they were a deadly cancer that the Physician could treat in no other way than to order chemotherapy through war.
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      Quote Originally posted by Eric Schmidt View Post
      Anyway, since you dumped what looks like the entirety of SAB's commentary on Jeremiah on us, I will feel free to dump JPH's entire response to this on you:

      http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/sabjer.html

      This is just the response for Jeremiah and Lamentations. Responses for the rest of the Bible are also available.
      Careful...I got modded once because I answered a skeptic's argument by merely posting a link.

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      There you have it folks, those who try to justify evil are just as bad. Know you know why Muslims saw peoples heads off.... they believe Allah said so You are not any different. They believe that is the word of god just like you do. You still can't seem to grasp that the so called smartest entity of the universe is not consistent with saying he that will have parents eat their children or their own arm.
      Children, sheep and puppies ........ did not ignore any warnings and did nothing. Only a genocidal maniac would kill everything because something that Amalek did hundreds of years ago, and that is what the scripture says.
      Today we know better, this is we have the Geneva convention. But God, no. Man is held to a higher standard it appears.
      This is why the bible or yahwey displays the mind set of a genocidal maniac that took dumps in the sand rather than the one that created the galaxies.
      Once again it's easier to defend killing babies than deal with the failed prophecy analysis presented in this thread.
      You should be ashamed of yourself to believe that.
      Responding to the sab by simply saying outrage does in no way address the issues or respond in anyway to the specific unfilled prophecies in this thread.

      You're dealing with a lunatic that said he was punishing them for sins those did 4 generations earlier Lev. 14:18
      Who orders the killing of a stranger who walks near tent Lev.18:7
      What if a stranger was walking through and needed water or was running from her husband who was drunk and needed shelter from him?
      Do go near near that tent when they're killing lamb! Or they'll kill you!

      To prepare the slaughter for the sins of the father Is14:21-22
      God will punish Eli's descendants forever for the sins of Eli's sons. 3:12-13
      Yahwey punishes David by having his wives raped 2 Sam 12:11-12
      and punishing david by killing a baby boy 2 Sam 12:14-18.
      God punishes the Israelites by starving their children to death. 4:4-9
      I have more. So your far reach attempt to limit yahweys killings to only the guilty come up short.
      A lot of former bible believers like me woke up, perhaps you should re-evaluate what your bible says and how's fails and can not stand up to critical contextual analysis.
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      Re: Tekton was funny/ Thanks for the laugh!

      A brief synopsis of what's occurred in these last few posts:

      K1112: God is mean because he won't loosen my panties for me!

      Everyone else: Dude...loosen your own panties.

      K1112: No! I want Jesus to do it for me! He's my personal nose wiper, room cleaner, shoe tier, etc, remember? He should do everything for me!

      Ok, seriously now...

      K1112: God is mean because X.

      Everyone else: No, your argument is flawed. Here's why: (explains)

      K1112: I don't care! God is mean because X. (aka The Same Darned Argument) Also, God is mean because Y.

      Everyone else: Hey, wait! We've responded to X. You haven't responded to our responses!

      K1112: (ignores them) Furthermore, God is mean because Z.

      Everyone else:

      Seriously, man...how old are you? No one has much respect for someone who just copies and pastes a long list, totally ignores all responses to it, and then proceeds to copy and paste another long list. It'd be helpful if you actually interacted with the responses already offered.

      PS. You mentioned earlier that you thought Farrell Till had defeated all inerrantists. You have seen Holding's responses to Till, right?
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      Anyone can respond. Having a response does not make it correct and having responses to some do not cover the ones that were not. Btw, only 30% of what I put up came from Till.
      Bible innerrancy RIP! It is obvious that you are all not yet prepared to cover certain areas of errancy, so coming up with lies to try to explain why they were not addressed will not work. Go have a group hug.
      I have more....a lot more.
      You all proved that at any cost ... wish to believe in a genocidal maniac rather than your own common sense.

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      Quote Originally posted by K1112 View Post
      There you go. To condone such actions makes you as bad as the lunatic who wrote it.
      Yawn yawn, still thinking in only 1 dimension aren't cha? Besides, by what vaunted morality can you possibly even charge me with such accusation anyways.

      Although I won't allow your genocidal acceptance of innocent babies and animals reflect the view of all Christians.
      Sorry to disappoint sweetheart, but I am afraid your 2000 years behind (Most Arab Christians will hardly flinch at reading prophetic literature sentencing the downfall of entire nations).

      But I'm sure more animals like you exist. Yea the babies and animals had it coming, as 1 Sam 15 because of something someone did hundreds of years. That was some political maniac telling people kill everything that breathes and eat your own arm.
      Firstly, wether you are awares of it or not, killing the kids out there was in truth, a mercifull act, since virtually all the Amelakite men were killed in the war, aka, the the entire constituency of the warrior class of Amelek, and effectively, the source of substance (Amelakites were a wandering raiding societies, forcefully subsisting at the expense of other peoples). If those babies were not put to death quickly, they would be condemned to a horrible and agonizing death (A quick death was prefferred over an long and tortous one).

      Secondly, the animals are a great food source, if they were not exterminated, it would mean the resurgence of Amelakites, effectively not only condemning Israel, but all the surrounding peoples in the Near East, who would have to put up the violent and murderous raids of the Amelakites.

      Quite frankly, I am surprised that you wish to defend a nation, that by today's standards, would qualify as a "terrorist" nation, care to defend Nazis hellbent on conquering the world next?

      God orders Saul to kill all of the Amalekites: men, women, infants, sucklings, ox, sheep, camels, and asses. Why? Because God remembers what Amalek did hundreds of years ago. 15:2-3
      See above diphead.

      You won't even see that in hannibal. Eating your children and your own arm. Wow yahwey is a tough guy.
      Comparing this with a fictitious movie? Oh aren't you the height of critical comparisons.

      Cry some more sweet heart, not my fault you are an ignorant at the cruel realities of warfare.

      It seems this thread spoke volumes
      Ignore the difficult topics...... It's much easier to defend the killings of innocent babies and animals.
      Your saying you more clockings? Hoboy! coming right up!! *cracks knuckles*

      Hope you got medical insurance.

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      er"19:8 And I will make this city desolate, and an hissing; every one that passeth thereby shall be astonished and hiss because of all the plagues thereof.
      Oh lovely, this verse can also apply the destiny your house will have if you keep being this stupid.

      19:9 And I will cause them (god speaking) to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them."
      Again, what awaits is what is being stated here. No different if someone said to you "You will be forced to stare at your own laundry to beat boredom" when it has been decreed that your television shall be taken away due to late credit card payments.

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      ". If those babies were not put to death quickly, they would be condemned to a horrible and agonizing death (A quick death was prefferred over an long and tortous one)."

      With that response I prove my point.
      Try using that logic at criminal war tribunal see how far you get.

      This is what we are dealing with. 2009 and civilized man is saying this.
      You really come across as a teenager. Go somewhere and grow up before you talk to adults.
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      Quote Originally posted by K1112 View Post
      Anyone can respond. Having a response does not make it correct and having responses to some do not cover the ones that were not. Btw, only 30% of what I put up came from Till.
      Bible innerrancy RIP! It is obvious that you are all not yet prepared to cover certain areas of errancy, so coming up with lies to try to explain why they were not addressed will not work. Go have a group hug.
      I have more....a lot more.
      You all proved that at any cost ... wish to believe in a genocidal maniac rather than your own common sense.

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      And makes you think tossing us Kindergarten level problems at the rate of a sub-machine gun will scare us? Posting multiple themes in a single thread is practically a no no either way by TWeb's House rules.

      Are you sure your not insecure? Having being handled in one issue you have the usual Skeptic's compulsion to toss us more and more and more problems that were solved ages ago (your quoting Farrel Till? Are you serious? You got me shaking, but with laughter ) or are non-existant. You pretty much are Skeptic #484895 who has tried that here, your fate will be no different from any other Skeptical loser who insists on maintaining a grade F intellegence around Intellectual Titans around here.

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      Quote Originally posted by K1112 View Post
      " With that response I prove my point.
      Try using that logic at criminal war tribunal see how far you get.
      Who's war tribunals anyways? United State's? NATO's? The United Nations? Don't make me laugh..... as if they automatically possessed such authority of such matters in the first place when it comes to international affairs.

      Of course that logic would usually not work on the Tribunals of Western Armies, because nowadays, there is usually some institution that can safeguard and insure the well being of individuals suffering the consequences of war, sparing the necessity of killing them outright, saving them from a horrible death. Such luxuries did not exist back then, and in many parts of the world, they still don't.

      You are truly ignorant on the cruel realities of war. If you haven't, or not learned on such things, then shut yourself up, since the wars experienced by the United States armies past and present hardly constitute the entirety of the world's war experiences.

      This is what we are dealing with. 2009 and civilized man is saying this.
      You really come across as a teenager. Go somewhere and grow up before you talk to adults.
      Unlike you, I am too well awares of many kinds of realities around the world and the hierarchies of ethical demands out there. It's brutes like you that haughtily exalt yourselves as "civilized". Yes I am a young man, but as far as I am concerned, I am still far more learned than you when it comes to confronting harsh realities.

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      Quote Originally posted by K1112 View Post
      Anyone can respond. Having a response does not make it correct and having responses to some do not cover the ones that were not. Btw, only 30% of what I put up came from Till.
      Bible innerrancy RIP! It is obvious that you are all not yet prepared to cover certain areas of errancy, so coming up with lies to try to explain why they were not addressed will not work. Go have a group hug.
      I have more....a lot more.
      You all proved that at any cost ... wish to believe in a genocidal maniac rather than your own common sense.

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      Do you have an actual argument or are only capable of ranting out nonsense and emotional appeals?
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