Thread: October 2009 SCrewballs
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October 2nd 2009, 08:11 PM #31
Re: October 2009 SCrewballs
holy crap, I don't get it. What is Freethinking exactly? Ugh, all I ever here as how I'm impede on "Free Thought".
=D
Seriously, what is it??? The same people I hear claiming to be Freethinkers and rationalists are the same ones I hear saying that Jesus didn't exist, and think that "I believe in one less god than you" is a great argument.
If freethinking is just thinking about whatever ridiculous stuff comes into your head, then count me out :P
tee hee, sorry I was a little mean, I just don't get it =D
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October 2nd 2009, 08:34 PM #32
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"If tonight is Cher night in TWeb chat, then I must have been wrong and there is a hell afterall"-XMansMommy
"If I had used that time to smoke pot like the other kids, I might not be so messed up now. "-Lizard on his reading Hal Lindsey in his Youth
"Ever here of the genetic fallacy? No, not what happens when you have a kid after marrying your first cousin in Colorado, but the logical one?" - Dee Dee Warren
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October 2nd 2009, 08:37 PM #33
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Yeah, I don't think the majority of Calvinists understand him at all. It's kind of pathetic.
...the compass of existence held more than my text-books had revealed, more than I had ever dreamed of. In short I lost my superiority, and this, though I was not then aware of it, is the first step towards finding God.-A.J. Cronin
the burn notice commercial worked beautifully, the actual vid just froze. well played google-yxboom
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October 2nd 2009, 09:24 PM #34
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I see this month we're doing South Carolina Rewballs instead.
Originally posted by anonymous raging fundy atheist
Call me Mark. I like sarcasm and the surreal.
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October 2nd 2009, 10:06 PM #35
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October 3rd 2009, 09:19 AM #36
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Nomination to this upcoming movie:
http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=54422
This looks like it's gonna be on the same level of unfunny as Carlin's 10 commandments (except at least Carlin can make unfunny jokes sound funny through the way he says it, which pretty much describes his entire career). Religion is stupid/crazy, har har."Years ago, I mean decades ago, I read a quote about politicians performing quid pro quo favors for campaign cash, and whether or not we could prove it. The guy who was quoted opined that it was difficult to determine. He noted that in many cases, the payoff might not take the form of votes on legislative action -- those might be detectable, and so are avoided -- but could take subtler forms, like the question that is never asked at a hearing.
The media's doing a terrific job of not asking questions it doesn't want to know the answer to. It doesn't ask these questions in bulk, and the great volume of questions it doesn't ask makes it cheap to not ask questions.
And it passes these savings on to you, the customer." Ace
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October 3rd 2009, 11:00 AM #37
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Crab Battle
noun
Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
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October 3rd 2009, 11:09 AM #38
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Vox's reply to CSA is up.
http://voxday.blogspot.com/2009/10/l...theism-ii.html
Just imagine what a tag team match with him and JP vs... any chosen atheist would be like."One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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October 3rd 2009, 01:48 PM #39
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I thought the film was brilliant - it makes the intelligent point that religion is made up to make people feel happy. Theres all kinds of funny parts like this scene with a church and outside is a sign reading: "a quite place to think about that man in the sky" Most of the cinema laughed. I also noticed christopher hitchens argument sneaked in there when somebody asks the person why their man in the sky waited millions of years before getting involved with the earth. ricky gervais says 'he forgot'. The film then ends with people waiting to die and being unhappy in the mean time-the message being tahat we are happier without reeligion. You should all go and see it.
You can read how ricky gervais became an atheist here.Visit my blog at http://theintelligentzone.blogspot.com/
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October 3rd 2009, 01:51 PM #40
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Female - ChristianRe: October 2009 SCrewballs
In other words, the movie is nothing more than a giant strawman of theist beliefs?
Just as I thought... a good concept that is destroyed by intolerance of other ideas.
Edited to add: Wow, what a bad article full of a bunch of ignorance and stupidity. I do love the jail stats one, but I would love to see an atheist who advocates such things also state that blacks are the inferior race because there are more blacks in jail per population than whites. Currently, blacks have about 300,000 people in jail (the entire prison population is 785,000).. If we crunch those numbers we end up with about 39% of the prison population is black. We find by looking at such sources as the CIA fact book that blacks are only 12% of the US population. Therefore following the logic that Ricky has set forth, blacks must be full of criminals.
Is that the position you'd like to take Mikey or are there more factors at work?
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October 3rd 2009, 02:09 PM #41
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I will be generous and admit that there was one strawman in the film. In the film ricky gervais says that good people go to heaven and people who have done 3 things wrong go to hell. I thought christians believed that people who believed their man in the sky exists go to heaven and those who dont go to hell regardless of how good an atheist they were.
Maybe black people are more likely to believe in a man in the sky?Visit my blog at http://theintelligentzone.blogspot.com/
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October 3rd 2009, 02:36 PM #42
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It will do you well to cast such such ridiculous conceptions of, what gets you into heaven or hell. THAT would be progress for your case in understanding Christendom properly.
Oh lovely, it's bad enough that your a reaking misinformed skeptic, but was this piece of racism necessary Mikey?Maybe black people are more likely to believe in a man in the sky?
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October 3rd 2009, 02:41 PM #43
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October 3rd 2009, 03:00 PM #44
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It's so fun to watch idiots try and parse statistics.
You should read the Irrational Atheist just as a primer.
From Chapter 1
Funny how atheists like to claim that they are the most "rational" and "fact-based" belief even as they're very irrational and hold faith to the most erroneous falsehoods.I previously referenced the number of atheists being held by the
prison system of England and Wales, where it is customary to record
the religion of the prison population as part of the Inmate Information
System. In the year 2000, there were 38,531 Christians of
twenty-one different varieties imprisoned for their crimes, compared
to only 122 atheists and sixty-two agnostics. As Europe in general
and the United Kingdom in particular have become increasingly
post-Christian, this would appear to be a damning piece of evidence
proving the fundamentally criminal nature of theists while demonstrating
that atheists are indeed more moral despite their lack of a
sky god holding them to account.
However, there also happened to be another 20,639 prisoners,
31.6 percent of the total prison population, who possessed “no religion.”
And this was not simply a case of people falling through the
cracks or refusing to provide an answer; the Inmate Information System
is specific enough to distinguish between Druids, Scientologists,
and Zoroastrians as well as between the Celestial Church of God,
the Welsh Independent church, and the Non-Conformist church. It
also features separate categories for “other Christian religion,” “other
non-Christian religion,” and “not known.”
At only two-tenths of a percent of the prison population, High
Church atheists are, as previously suggested, extremely law-abiding.
But when one compares the 31.6 percent of imprisoned no-religionists
to the 15.1 percent of Britons who checked “none” or wrote in
Jedi Knight, agnostic, atheist, or heathen in the 2001 national survey,
it becomes clear that their Low Church counterparts are nearly four
times more likely to be convicted and jailed for committing a crime
than a Christian."One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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October 3rd 2009, 03:04 PM #45
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Female - ChristianRe: October 2009 SCrewballs
Love is not blind; that is the last thing it is. Love is bound; and the more it is bound the less it is blind. GK Chesterton, Orthodoxy
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Oh my, so you're a racist now mikey?


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