Thread: Bachelor breadbaking!
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December 26th 2009, 10:24 PM #91
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December 26th 2009, 11:07 PM #92
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December 26th 2009, 11:08 PM #93
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December 27th 2009, 08:48 PM #94
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Back to making wheat bread again. This is a basic recipe split into two smallish loaves. For scale, they fit lengthwise into the width of my cinnamon roll pan up above. But this time, I'm gonna try baking them while I'm still awake. They're most way risen right now, just barely above the top of the pan, but I figure I can wait for a couple more inches.There is no lao tzu.
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December 27th 2009, 10:24 PM #95
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December 27th 2009, 10:38 PM #96
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December 27th 2009, 10:40 PM #97
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Nice!
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December 27th 2009, 10:44 PM #98
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I can make bread and pizza from scratch. Yet I can't cook an omlette... or fry an egg... or make anything other than bread or pizza.
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December 27th 2009, 10:53 PM #99
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If you can make bread and pizza, you can make calzones.
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December 27th 2009, 11:01 PM #100
Re: Bachelor breadbaking!
I forgot, I can boil an egg and can make weatabix porridge/soup.
Crab Battle
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December 28th 2009, 12:18 AM #101
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Female - ChristianRe: Bachelor breadbaking!
Okay, time to expand your horizons.
You need a skillet over medium - as in medium - heat. Melt a pat of butter in that.
Crack your egg(s) and put them in a bowl. Get any pieces of shell out (we'll work on how to properly crack eggs later). Add a little salt, and 1 tsp per egg of milk. You can omit both the salt and milk if you like but they are generally better with. Stir in whatever you wanted in your omelet. Diced ham is a good starter.
Now, once the butter has melted sprinkle a drop - literally a drop - of water in the skillet. If it sizzles and evaporates you're good. If it lays there the skillet isn't hot enough. Wait a few more minutes and if it still won't sizzle turn up the heat 1 place. DO NOT TURN IT UP TO HIGH!!!!!! You will burn the heck out of it!
Once the skillet is hot, give your eggs one last quick stir and pour them in. Leave them alone - omelets don't cook instantly. After a moment the eggs will start to congeal and the bottom will be cooked. Gently fold one half of the omelet onto the other. Wait just a second then turn the whole thing over. Give it a moment. Poke a fork between the layers and peek. If it looks done it is. Take it out of the pan and put it on a plate.
It won't be great - it'll look like crap - but you will have an edible omelet. Now that you've made one you'll be able to learn how to make them even better.
Now, go fry those eggs!
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December 28th 2009, 12:38 AM #102
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It's not that I don't know how, it's just that I am physically incapable of making omelette or fried eggs that don't look and taste like they might give you food poisoning just by looking at it.
Crab Battle
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Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
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December 28th 2009, 12:44 AM #103
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Feed them to the cat. If the cat lives, you can try the next batch on yourself.
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December 28th 2009, 09:43 PM #104
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December 29th 2009, 01:05 AM #105
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I made this calzone tonight--
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