Thread: February 2010 Screwballs
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January 31st 2010, 06:54 PM #1
February 2010 Screwballs
Get 'em rollin'.
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January 31st 2010, 07:22 PM #2
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
I love you.
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"I'm an obtuse man, but I'll try to be oblique..."
-Principal Blackman
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks."
-Thomas Jefferson
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January 31st 2010, 07:22 PM #3
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
"If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
-Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk
Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
"...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
-Ben Witherington III
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January 31st 2010, 07:23 PM #4
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
Free Hugs!!!!!!
edge you kate hour chilled run
"I'm an obtuse man, but I'll try to be oblique..."
-Principal Blackman
"A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks."
-Thomas Jefferson
Graphic Design | Web Design & Developmet | Illustration
http://jondaydesign.net
http://idesignsolutions.co
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February 1st 2010, 02:08 AM #5
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February 1st 2010, 05:46 AM #6
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
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By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles... I pronounce you guilty of heresy.
Shadowmaster - The winner of Shadowboy is Darth Ovious who preemptively slew The Hulk before even applying.
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Darth Ovious: Are you friends with Dee Dee mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes Dee Dee mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Are you friends with One Bad Pig mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes One Bad Pig mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?
Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?
Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?
Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?
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February 1st 2010, 10:15 AM #7
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/jan10scr.html
January feature is up....I needed to get it done fast because I'll be out of town a lot this week.
There's also another coupla surprises shortly.
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February 1st 2010, 10:54 AM #8
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February 1st 2010, 11:29 AM #9
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
Crab Battle
noun
Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.
Reality untouchable, transparent, invisible to our fixed, restricted fields of vision. Existence taken for granted, absolute. Possessed, owned, controlled by the common sense-infected rational gaze, onward forever we walk among the ignorant. Never stray from the common lines.
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February 1st 2010, 11:34 AM #10
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
Isn't hooks just minnesota?
"Years ago, I mean decades ago, I read a quote about politicians performing quid pro quo favors for campaign cash, and whether or not we could prove it. The guy who was quoted opined that it was difficult to determine. He noted that in many cases, the payoff might not take the form of votes on legislative action -- those might be detectable, and so are avoided -- but could take subtler forms, like the question that is never asked at a hearing.
The media's doing a terrific job of not asking questions it doesn't want to know the answer to. It doesn't ask these questions in bulk, and the great volume of questions it doesn't ask makes it cheap to not ask questions.
And it passes these savings on to you, the customer." Ace
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February 1st 2010, 11:41 AM #11
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
Visit Darth Ovious' all new anti-Scamming Blog.
http://darthoviousscamalert.blogspot.com/
By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles... I pronounce you guilty of heresy.
Shadowmaster - The winner of Shadowboy is Darth Ovious who preemptively slew The Hulk before even applying.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Darth Ovious: Are you friends with Dee Dee mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes Dee Dee mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Are you friends with One Bad Pig mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes One Bad Pig mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?
Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?
Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?
Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?
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February 1st 2010, 11:42 AM #12
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
Visit Darth Ovious' all new anti-Scamming Blog.
http://darthoviousscamalert.blogspot.com/
By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles... I pronounce you guilty of heresy.
Shadowmaster - The winner of Shadowboy is Darth Ovious who preemptively slew The Hulk before even applying.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Darth Ovious: Are you friends with Dee Dee mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes Dee Dee mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Are you friends with One Bad Pig mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes One Bad Pig mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?
Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?
Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?
Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?
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February 1st 2010, 12:09 PM #13
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
Screwball nomination to the guys who made that cheesy "Mithra Buster" video on YouTube.
Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
But I'd rather be a fool in the eyes of men
Than a fool in the eyes of God
From Fool's Gold by Petra
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February 1st 2010, 12:18 PM #14
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
Visit Darth Ovious' all new anti-Scamming Blog.
http://darthoviousscamalert.blogspot.com/
By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles... I pronounce you guilty of heresy.
Shadowmaster - The winner of Shadowboy is Darth Ovious who preemptively slew The Hulk before even applying.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Darth Ovious: Are you friends with Dee Dee mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes Dee Dee mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Are you friends with One Bad Pig mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes One Bad Pig mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?
Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?
Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?
Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?
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February 1st 2010, 12:44 PM #15
Re: February 2010 Screwballs
IIRC he said that Paul used "autistic reasoning" (whatever that is) to dismiss his arguments as well.
Love the parody of Jaecp's sig, BTW.
In other news:
Yeah; it's hard to respect people who say there is no evidence for God whatsoever when there is and use passive-aggressive tactics while complaining that you're insulting them. It usually garners the label "liar" and "hypocrite".Sorry [Stax], I didn't realize my passive-aggressiveness had gotten switched on. Strange... That usually only happens when I'm talking to a moron... Nah, it can't be. Oops, there goes the aggressive switch. I guess I'm tired of respecting rules of debate that you don't.
Yes, I lose by assuming that you were reasonable and thus didn't interpret your words in a way that meant you were an idiot. Lesson learnt: next time I will take them at face value and just call you an idiot.And this is why I said you are having trouble comprehending my posts. That was not a disproof of omnipotence. That was an argument that you cannot come up with a test for god because if such a test existed it would lead to a logical contradiction because of omnipotence implying anything. Thanks for playing the reading comprehension game. You lose.
PS - That argument about testability also explains why god isn't falsifiable. The implication direction that would allow falsification of god is the one that leads to the contradiction.
Ah, we're up to shfting standards now, are we? It's not "no evidence", but "no good evidence". How pathetic.PPS (or is it PSS?) - The bible isn't evidence, it's a collection of writings by people who don't know any more than we do. Unless of course you're going to claim it was written by someone god spoke to. This would of course presuppose that god exists so your evidence is only evidence with that presupposition. Oh no, I know what you're going to say, you're going to claim that because some of the bible correlates with history, all of it must be true! Because that makes sense! Seriously, what the [F] is wrong with you?
I also love the caricature of how Christians come to trust the Bible and the fact that he's run away now (ostensibly because I don't understand what he wrote).
ETA: Just realised the sarcasm tags he used work on this forum.
It is as ludicrous as someone using the framework of a Shakespearean sonnet to understand Assembler code. -- Raphael
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