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      February 2010 Screwballs

      Get 'em rollin'.

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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      I love you.
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      "I'm an obtuse man, but I'll try to be oblique..."
      -Principal Blackman

      "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks."
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      "If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
      -Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk

      Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
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      "...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      Free Hugs!!!!!!
      edge you kate hour chilled run

      "I'm an obtuse man, but I'll try to be oblique..."
      -Principal Blackman

      "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks."
      -Thomas Jefferson


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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Jon_Day View Post
      Free Hugs!!!!!!
      Hooray!
      People aren't moral and rational because some sort of religion or atheism has automatically put that moral or rational thinking in them; people are moral and rational because they are the image of a loving and wise God.

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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post
      Guess who's back: -

      Quote Originally posted by Hooks View Post
      As with many Christian arguments, they are filled with circumstantiality. And whether or not the creed was interpolated or not in 1 Cor is a good example. Whether it is or isn't doesn't significantly alter the reasonableness of Christian beliefs (at least of the vast majority of Christians on this site). For example, why would anyone take seriously, the Apostle Paul, when he said and claimed so many absurd and foolish things like this one, which Mattster cited:

      One cannot make sense of this. And even if one would care to, and took this verse seriously, then he or she might have to ignore Paul's advice here. How can we know if he preached something contrary to his past preaching before or after this verse? We cannot. We simply have to trust Paul's message is the same or consistent. We can do that whether or not his message and future messages were new or different in any way.

      Furthermore, if Paul did not get his message solely from revelation, then I believe I am on solid ground in calling him a liar, because he very clearly said it did come solely from revelation.

      One more thing . . . an angel!? Seriously? You mean to tell me if an angel appeared before you, and said you something counter to Paul that you would tell the angel to take a hike? No, but like Paul, the circular reasoning can take over: "A true angel would never contradict Paul." How convenient. No amount of apologetics, evidence, or reasoning can predictably render someone from continuing to use this type of warped reasoning.

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      Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?

      Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?

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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/jan10scr.html

      January feature is up....I needed to get it done fast because I'll be out of town a lot this week.

      There's also another coupla surprises shortly.

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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Jon_Day View Post
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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Darth Ovious View Post
      Yeah I saw that. I bet LPOT is glad to have to have an old toy back to play around with.
      I'm sure AP will have fun tearing him apart too.
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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      Isn't hooks just minnesota?
      "Years ago, I mean decades ago, I read a quote about politicians performing quid pro quo favors for campaign cash, and whether or not we could prove it. The guy who was quoted opined that it was difficult to determine. He noted that in many cases, the payoff might not take the form of votes on legislative action -- those might be detectable, and so are avoided -- but could take subtler forms, like the question that is never asked at a hearing.

      The media's doing a terrific job of not asking questions it doesn't want to know the answer to. It doesn't ask these questions in bulk, and the great volume of questions it doesn't ask makes it cheap to not ask questions.

      And it passes these savings on to you, the customer." Ace

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      Quote Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post
      I'm sure AP will have fun tearing him apart too.

      Ah yes. The debate where Hooks insulted AP and people with autism. If you can't bring up good points against your opponent's arguments try character assassination instead.
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      Darth Ovious: Are you friends with Dee Dee mononoke?

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      Darth Ovious: Are you friends with One Bad Pig mononoke?

      Mononoke: Yes One Bad Pig mononoke is one of my best friends.

      Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?

      Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?

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      Quote Originally posted by Darth Executor View Post
      Isn't hooks just minnesota?
      Do you mean a sock puppet? Sorry, i'm not sure who minnesota is.
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      Shadowmaster - The winner of Shadowboy is Darth Ovious who preemptively slew The Hulk before even applying.

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      Darth Ovious: Are you friends with Dee Dee mononoke?

      Mononoke: Yes Dee Dee mononoke is one of my best friends.

      Darth Ovious: Are you friends with One Bad Pig mononoke?

      Mononoke: Yes One Bad Pig mononoke is one of my best friends.

      Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?

      Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?

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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      Screwball nomination to the guys who made that cheesy "Mithra Buster" video on YouTube.
      Some may call me foolish - some may call me odd
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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Mountain Man View Post
      Screwball nomination to the guys who made that cheesy "Mithra Buster" video on YouTube.


      Imagine that in the next issue. JP giving himself a screwball.
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      Shadowmaster - The winner of Shadowboy is Darth Ovious who preemptively slew The Hulk before even applying.

      ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

      Darth Ovious: Are you friends with Dee Dee mononoke?

      Mononoke: Yes Dee Dee mononoke is one of my best friends.

      Darth Ovious: Are you friends with One Bad Pig mononoke?

      Mononoke: Yes One Bad Pig mononoke is one of my best friends.

      Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?

      Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?

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      Re: February 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Darth Ovious View Post
      Ah yes. The debate where Hooks insulted AP and people with autism. If you can't bring up good points against your opponent's arguments try character assassination instead.
      IIRC he said that Paul used "autistic reasoning" (whatever that is) to dismiss his arguments as well.

      Love the parody of Jaecp's sig, BTW.

      In other news:

      Sorry [Stax], I didn't realize my passive-aggressiveness had gotten switched on. Strange... That usually only happens when I'm talking to a moron... Nah, it can't be. Oops, there goes the aggressive switch. I guess I'm tired of respecting rules of debate that you don't.
      Yeah; it's hard to respect people who say there is no evidence for God whatsoever when there is and use passive-aggressive tactics while complaining that you're insulting them. It usually garners the label "liar" and "hypocrite".

      And this is why I said you are having trouble comprehending my posts. That was not a disproof of omnipotence. That was an argument that you cannot come up with a test for god because if such a test existed it would lead to a logical contradiction because of omnipotence implying anything. Thanks for playing the reading comprehension game. You lose.

      PS - That argument about testability also explains why god isn't falsifiable. The implication direction that would allow falsification of god is the one that leads to the contradiction.
      Yes, I lose by assuming that you were reasonable and thus didn't interpret your words in a way that meant you were an idiot. Lesson learnt: next time I will take them at face value and just call you an idiot.

      PPS (or is it PSS?) - The bible isn't evidence, it's a collection of writings by people who don't know any more than we do. Unless of course you're going to claim it was written by someone god spoke to. This would of course presuppose that god exists so your evidence is only evidence with that presupposition.
      <Sarcasm>

      Yeah, that's really good evidence.

      This is a fair warning to those sarcastically impaired the preceding text was written in jest.

      Oh no, I know what you're going to say, you're going to claim that because some of the bible correlates with history, all of it must be true! Because that makes sense! Seriously, what the [F] is wrong with you?
      Ah, we're up to shfting standards now, are we? It's not "no evidence", but "no good evidence". How pathetic.

      I also love the caricature of how Christians come to trust the Bible and the fact that he's run away now (ostensibly because I don't understand what he wrote).

      ETA: Just realised the sarcasm tags he used work on this forum.
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