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March 31st 2010, 10:23 AM #1
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Male - ToonistApril 2010 Screwballs
Prepping for tomorrow (and for folks overseas for whom it already is National Atheist Day)....
EDIT: Dangit...will a mod please add the word "Screwballs" after "April 2010" in the thread title?
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March 31st 2010, 10:36 AM #2
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Male - ChristianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
done.
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March 31st 2010, 11:18 AM #3
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Male - ChristianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
Subscribing.
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March 31st 2010, 03:13 PM #4
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Male - TrinitarianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
Screwball to JPH for leaving out the word "Screwballs."
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March 31st 2010, 04:13 PM #5
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Male - ChristianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
"If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
-Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk
Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
"...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
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March 31st 2010, 04:21 PM #6
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Male - ChristianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
St. Matthews in the City Anglican Church in Auckland, again.
After their 2009 Platinum win in for the bill board of Mary and Joseph in bed, they've done one for Easter.
This one is not as bad as the Christmas one but still worthy of mention:
Attachment 77917
(It's is important to remember that the Vicar of St Matthew-in-the-City, Glynn Cardy, doesn't actually believe in Christ, but thinks that if he did exist he was merely a good teachers, and not God ... infact reading statements from the man, I would suggest he's a gnostic atheist)"If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
-Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk
Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
"...he [Doherty] is no historian and he is not even conversant with the historical discussions of the very matters he wants to pontificate on."
-Ben Witherington III
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March 31st 2010, 06:43 PM #7
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Male - BaptistRe: April 2010 Screwballs
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ - this whole site which while hamashiachagape and I were reading last night we came to the conclusion it was all bunk. By the way, can't wait until his sermon on how Jews conducted the Passover this Sunday. It will make Easter Sunday all the more interesting. Anti-screwball for his time in coming into speak to us.
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March 31st 2010, 06:48 PM #8
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Male - ChristianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
dude, its a PARODY site.
Originally posted by Brad Crassley
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March 31st 2010, 07:00 PM #9
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Male - BaptistRe: April 2010 Screwballs
Yeah thats what he said, I wasn't sure. I actually come from a church that had SOME of the whacky things mentioned on the site. Originally posted by Sparko
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March 31st 2010, 07:41 PM #10
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Male - ChristianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
Advance nomination for Tassman.
It is as ludicrous as someone using the framework of a Shakespearean sonnet to understand Assembler code. -- Raphael
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March 31st 2010, 10:10 PM #11
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Male - TrinitarianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
And for Jaecp.
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March 31st 2010, 10:40 PM #12
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Male - ChristianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
There was actually a holiday? Heh, how quaint. Originally posted by jpholding
I looked up info about it. By my reckoning, it wouldn't be a bad holiday if it weren't supporting stupid crap such as these:
The fools who invented the holiday fail in sense of humor. It's moronities like these why I wish there were more Peter Flews and Kyle Gerkins in the world, they would be most adequate in giving the holiday a proper reformation.But what better day could one pick for National Atheists Day than April 1st, April Fools Day? The Bible makes this clear. "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good" (Psalm 14:1). The Bible says that anyone who denies God is a fool!
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March 31st 2010, 11:11 PM #13
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Male - evangelicalRe: April 2010 Screwballs
...and a few for DJ: for his next debate, his hat, his book, his website. Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix
And one for Chaotic Void as well, for this post: http://www.theologyweb.com/campus/sh...postcount=3781"Everybody wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there." Paul Washer
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March 31st 2010, 11:17 PM #14
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Male - ChristianRe: April 2010 Screwballs
1 Corinthians 2:14 The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.
Ephesians 2:8-9 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast.
"I recall your earliest lessons. You fell from one thousand feet during the walk of death, which, alone, was odd enough at your age, but you made short work of the walk of maiming and the walk of intense discomfort and tore your head clean off. I comforted you, well, your head, saying that you could just walk if off, because, you know, the cut was clean and then you would punch a mountain. In space!" -Master Li, Jade Empire
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March 31st 2010, 11:27 PM #15
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Male - evangelicalRe: April 2010 Screwballs
Apparently John wrote more than one gospel. Apparently it was not written by Jesus either, thus we should reject the Trinity (see thread for context). Originally posted by barnasha
If you're referring to the Johannine gospels, those were not written by Jesus. Originally posted by RBerman
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