Announcement

Collapse

Civics 101 Guidelines

Want to argue about politics? Healthcare reform? Taxes? Governments? You've come to the right place!

Try to keep it civil though. The rules still apply here.
See more
See less

Toni the Tampon...

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    Originally posted by seer View Post
    We actually did put condoms over the muzzle to keep rain out.
    Fascinating.

    But did you put tampons in the guns when the guns were mynstruating?
    "Down in the lowlands, where the water is deep,
    Hear my cry, hear my shout,
    Save me, save me"

    Comment


    • #17
      When I was in high school debate years ago I had a judge get upset with me for not saying "womyn". My coach was so upset she emailed the entire states' worth of debate coaches complaining about bad judges based on this and another incident that weekend. And my coach was no conservative; she and her partner were heavily involved in LGBT activism.
      "I am not angered that the Moral Majority boys campaign against abortion. I am angry when the same men who say, "Save OUR children" bellow "Build more and bigger bombers." That's right! Blast the children in other nations into eternity, or limbless misery as they lay crippled from "OUR" bombers! This does not jell." - Leonard Ravenhill

      Comment


      • #18
        Originally posted by guacamole View Post
        Fascinating.

        But did you put tampons in the guns when the guns were mynstruating?
        No, I had male rifles - I'm not sure about the female rifles, I never like them - a little too fickle...
        Last edited by seer; 03-17-2017, 12:45 PM.
        Atheism is the cult of death, the death of hope. The universe is doomed, you are doomed, the only thing that remains is to await your execution...

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbnueb2OI4o&t=3s

        Comment


        • #19
          Originally posted by guacamole View Post
          Fascinating.

          But did you put tampons in the guns when the guns were mynstruating?
          where would they get tampons? and its xtruating you bigot!

          Comment


          • #20
            Originally posted by KingsGambit View Post
            When I was in high school debate years ago I had a judge get upset with me for not saying "womyn". My coach was so upset she emailed the entire states' worth of debate coaches complaining about bad judges based on this and another incident that weekend. And my coach was no conservative; she and her partner were heavily involved in LGBT activism.
            wait. how do you pronounce "womyn?" isnt it the same as "women?"

            Comment


            • #21
              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
              wait. how do you pronounce "womyn?" isnt it the same as "women?"
              Only an oppressive, bigoted white male heavily invested in the patriarchy would ask that.
              I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

              Comment


              • #22
                seer should have titled this thread "There Will Be Blood"
                I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

                Comment


                • #23
                  Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                  where would they get tampons? and its xtruating you bigot!
                  From the machine in the gender-non-judging bathroom, duh!
                  "Down in the lowlands, where the water is deep,
                  Hear my cry, hear my shout,
                  Save me, save me"

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    I know you guys love snopes.com, so to put an end to this shamefaced mockery:

                    http://www.snopes.com/military/tampon.asp

                    Learn something, you pack of howling apes:

                    Predating the e-mail’s appearance, an April 2003 news story about odd uses soldiers stationed in Iraq were finding for non-military items said, “In the 4th Infantry Division from Fort Hood, Texas, many soldiers carry tampons to plug bullet holes in case they are shot.” (That same article announced of those men, “They stick condoms on the muzzles of .50-caliber machine guns to keep out dust, and shoot right through the latex when the time comes to fire.”)

                    Numerous soldiers have told us that yes, tampons are indeed carried in med kits and are used on bullet wounds in the field. Medics with years of combat experience say they consider tampons excellent for penetration trauma because not only do they absorb a lot of blood, they are sterile, packaged with easy-to-use applicators, and leave a “tail” protruding from the wound that aids doctors in easily removing them.


                    As to how old this practice is, one of our correspondents says he saw tampons used in this fashion during the Vietnam War.
                    Materials used in the manufacture of feminine products are especially well suited to wound care. Cellucotton, the substance used in Kotex (sanitary napkins), was devised for the purpose of improving bandages in World War I. In an odd way, with tampons being employed as emergency wound dressings in the field in Iraq, these products have come full circle.
                    So yes, the myn in the field do struate in a sense.

                    chyrs,
                    gycymyly
                    Last edited by guacamole; 03-17-2017, 12:59 PM. Reason: This post brought to you by my MIS-use of the colon:
                    "Down in the lowlands, where the water is deep,
                    Hear my cry, hear my shout,
                    Save me, save me"

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                      seer should have titled this thread "There Will Be Blood"
                      We oughta get pun points.
                      "Down in the lowlands, where the water is deep,
                      Hear my cry, hear my shout,
                      Save me, save me"

                      Comment


                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Zymologist View Post
                        Only an oppressive, bigoted white male heavily invested in the patriarchy would ask that.
                        what's your point?

                        Comment


                        • #27
                          Originally posted by guacamole View Post
                          From the machine in the gender-non-judging bathroom, duh!
                          in vietnam jungles?

                          Comment


                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                            what's your point?
                            Self edited for content--probably an inappropriate joke to make on here
                            Last edited by Zymologist; 03-17-2017, 01:13 PM.
                            I DENOUNCE DONALD J. TRUMP AND ALL HIS IMMORAL ACTS.

                            Comment


                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Sparko View Post
                              in vietnam jungles?
                              Don't be a bigot.

                              dsc00908-2.jpg

                              Yes.
                              "Down in the lowlands, where the water is deep,
                              Hear my cry, hear my shout,
                              Save me, save me"

                              Comment


                              • #30
                                Originally posted by seer View Post
                                What a great world! Though I'm not quite sure how men can menstruate - I must just be unenlightened...



                                http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...chless-almost/
                                Whatever happened to really good, classic children's literature like Everybody Poops and The Adventures of Captain Underpants?



                                I'm always still in trouble again

                                "You're by far the worst poster on TWeb" and "TWeb's biggest liar" --starlight (the guy who says Stalin was a right-winger)
                                "Overall I would rate the withdrawal from Afghanistan as by far the best thing Biden's done" --Starlight
                                "Of course, human life begins at fertilization that’s not the argument." --Tassman

                                Comment

                                Related Threads

                                Collapse

                                Topics Statistics Last Post
                                Started by Cow Poke, Today, 03:46 PM
                                0 responses
                                18 views
                                0 likes
                                Last Post KingsGambit  
                                Started by Ronson, Today, 01:52 PM
                                1 response
                                21 views
                                0 likes
                                Last Post Ronson
                                by Ronson
                                 
                                Started by Cow Poke, Today, 09:08 AM
                                6 responses
                                55 views
                                0 likes
                                Last Post RumTumTugger  
                                Started by CivilDiscourse, Today, 07:44 AM
                                0 responses
                                20 views
                                0 likes
                                Last Post CivilDiscourse  
                                Started by seer, Today, 07:04 AM
                                29 responses
                                184 views
                                0 likes
                                Last Post oxmixmudd  
                                Working...
                                X