Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

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      Re: Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

      They were normal human beings who got on Mossy's bad side in her younger and more violent days, you see.

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      Re: Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

      mossy is proof positive for an old Earth. A very old Earth.
      Always strive to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out!
      Still afeared of & dodging The PINTM

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      Re: Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

      mossy is proof positive for an old Earth. A very old Earth.

      And an older universe.

      Or maybe even a universe before this one.

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      Re: Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

      But did that previous universe contain wood? If not, then where did she get the Pin from?

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      Re: Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

      That raises an important question.

      If Mossy is so old, why hasn't the Pin turned into fossil fuel?

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      The PINTM is a sacred relic immune to the passage of time. In fact, rumor has it that Time itself is scared of being PINTM struck.
      Always strive to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out!
      Still afeared of & dodging The PINTM

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      Re: Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

      So it's kinda like Chuck Norris and death, then. Chuck Norris technically died several decades ago...but the Grim Reaper is too to tell him that.

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      The PIN(TM) is a sacred relic immune to the passage of time. In fact, rumor has it that Time itself is scared of being PIN(TM) struck.

      That's reassuring. I was on the verge of becoming a YMC - Young Mossy Creationist.

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      Quote Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      The PINTM is a sacred relic immune to the passage of time. In fact, rumor has it that Time itself is scared of being PINTM struck.
      I was always under the impression that there have just been many versions of The PINTM, thus it has just been made out of whatever Mossy wanted with her current preference being a wooden one.
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      Re: Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

      That's reassuring. I was on the verge of becoming a YMC - Young Mossy Creationist.

      I'm quoting myself because I've realised the absurdity of putting the words "Young" and "Mossy" in the same sentence. Apologies all round.

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      Re: Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

      "Young Mossy" is like saying "non-horny Manwe."

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      Re: Non-Evolution Explanation for Transitional Forms

      Quote Originally posted by fm93 View Post
      "Young Mossy" is like saying "non-horny Manwe."
      Yes, because Mossrose (peace be upon her) is just a sweet young thing, and I am definitely non-horny. Thanks for realizing that.

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      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Quote Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
      Mossrose (peace be upon her)
      You've turned Muslim? Wow...there goes your credibility.

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