Past statements, of past leaders.

[Sparko]

Hey I did a google search and came up with this

Yes indeed. I can confirm that as completely true. I googled it and indeed I found the same information on the Interwebz, I did a second search on Bing and found it there too. As the mormons like to say "'every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses"

In my endeavors to confirm your statement I also found out that

Mormons are involved with aliens.

The website even has cool background music, so it must be true.

[ServantBearkat]

Yes indeed. I can confirm that as completely true. I googled it and indeed I found the same information on the Interwebz, I did a second search on Bing and found it there too. As the mormons like to say "'every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses"

In my endeavors to confirm your statement I also found out that

Mormons are involved with aliens.

The website even has cool background music, so it must be true.

(lol! background midi on webpages, so 1990's!)

You will be pleased to know that I have further validated our claims, behold.

http://www.whatismormonism.com/
Joseph Smith taught the moon was inhabited by people who dressed like Quakers and lived to be about 1000 years old.

[Sparko]

wow. I just found out that Mormons eat babies!

THE BABY SACRIFICES, MIND CONTROL, AND "REPTILIAN" CONNECTION TO THE MORMON CHURCH - BY ONE WHO WITNESSED IT

... I keep thinking that my mind wants to heal and I have to face that they ate my baby, but for now I can't handle it so I think of it as just a nightmare. I can't get the furiousness of them eating out of my mind. It is so horrific.

http://www.hiddenmysteries.org/relig...ualabuse.shtml

oh crap, I actually gave my source instead of making Jo do her own research. Oh well.

[Cow Poke]

But did they do it in the name of Christianity?

[ServantBearkat]

Oh look I found a goodie on that site

Brigham Young: "Take up the Bible, compare the religion of the Latter-day Saints with it, and see if it will stand the test." Journal of Discourses, Volume 16, p. 46, 1873

Apparently Young invited us all to test the LDS religion against the Bible!

[Sparko]

Oh look I found a goodie on that site



Apparently Young invited us all to test the LDS religion against the Bible!

bah, that doesn't count. It was just his OPINION!

[Cow Poke]

bah, that doesn't count. It was just his OPINION!

Besides, it was common knowledge during his day that men lived on the moon!

[Sparko]

More news!

It seems that Jo is an alien!

"JO Alien"


"It's the poster child of aliens," said Shostak. "A very conventional kind of alien—grey and smooth and humanoid—very anthropomorphic. Not what we really expect."

However, the genderless JO does demonstrate some of the basic principles of physics and engineering that might dictate what another life-form might look like.

"An alien would probably have to be bigger than a rat because rats have quite small brains, and an intelligent life-form would need a bigger brain," said Barnett. "So bigger than a cat, but not bigger than an elephant because there are limitations on how much weight a body can support."

JO Alien has two eyes, based on the assumption that an alien life-form would be found on a planet circling a star. Everything on Earth that lives in light has developed eyes. Why two instead of one? Two gives you the evolutionary advantage of being better able to catch your next meal, said Barnett. Why not ten eyes? It would take an enormous amount of brain-power to process all the signals, she said, with little or no extra benefit.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...isearch_2.html

[ServantBearkat]

bah, that doesn't count. It was just his OPINION!

Are you sure? Do you feel a burning in your bosom telling you that is the case?!

[Sparko]

Are you sure? Do you feel a burning in your bosom telling you that is the case?!

Google says no.

[Cow Poke]

Sniper Mockers

[wonbyone]

Jo, I wanted to apologize. After thinking about it for a while I have come to the conclusion that you using Google to research your accusations is well grounded.

Why just today I was googling and I found out that:

1. Aliens have been in contact with our government for years and they are behind the current economic crisis.

2. Time travel is possible while you are in a trance caused by some sort of mushroom.

3. Obama really IS the antichrist

4. I can get rich by selling juice.

This has changed my life. I am quitting my job tomorrow, selling my house and moving off the grid to avoid alien influence. I will sell juice to raise enough money to remain free from outside influence. Once I have gathered enough mushrooms to time travel into the past I will use the robot plans I found on ebay to destroy Obama when he was still a teenager so that he cannot end the world.

Thank you again for showing me the truth.

Hugs and Kisses,

Sparko

[One Bad Pig]

Jo, sorry I haven't gotten around to a reply to your last post yet. I've been snowed under here at work. I'll get to it when I can.

[jo7241974]

Jo, sorry I haven't gotten around to a reply to your last post yet. I've been snowed under here at work. I'll get to it when I can.

Hi OBP,

No hurry.

God bless,

jo

[Sparko]

Just wait till google indexes this thread

Then you can do a google search and find the evidence that it is all true when google lists this thread in the results!

It is now official. Proof positive that Joseph Smith liked to paint his nails pink! Brigham Young bought and sold slaves on Ebay!

It's on Google so it must be true!

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