Squirley's July 2010 Screwballs Derail

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      Quote Originally posted by Raphael View Post
      Nomination to squirley.



      And
      Nomination to Squirley
      How fri@@ing predictable. Who cares any hoot? I'm just a squirrel that died at a crossroad, i.e. roadkill.
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      A screwy squirrel provokes a pedigreed birddog to chase him throughout the picture.

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      Re: July 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Teluog View Post
      I'd like to nominate his signature:
      What are you, racist?
      GLOBAL WARMING IS BEING CAUSED BY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT 4 POPULATION CONTROL!
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      Xere k'u ri' mi xutzinik chi konojel K'iche', Sta. Cruz u b'i'.

      A screwy squirrel provokes a pedigreed birddog to chase him throughout the picture.

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      Re: July 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by squirley View Post
      What are you, racist?
      I really do doubt that Jesus was black and in fact... I see no reason to point out what race he was to begin with... who cares?
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      Quote Originally posted by lilpixieofterror View Post
      I really do doubt that Jesus was black and in fact... I see no reason to point out what race he was to begin with... who cares?
      So in what way does my signature deserve a screwball award, ?
      GLOBAL WARMING IS BEING CAUSED BY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT 4 POPULATION CONTROL!
      IF THIS IS NOT TRUE THEN THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY PROBLEM SENDING MILLIONS OF TONS OF WASTE INTO OUTERSPACE.
      ˇCLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!
      {And he answered, " I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. "} ~ Christ of Esquipulean Eschatology™.
      Xere k'u ri' mi xutzinik chi konojel K'iche', Sta. Cruz u b'i'.

      A screwy squirrel provokes a pedigreed birddog to chase him throughout the picture.

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      Re: July 2010 Screwballs

      What is it about this site that attracts the crack heads of the Internet?

      ***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
      "I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011

      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

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      Re: July 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Teluog View Post
      Another nomination.

      Also no, I'm not.

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      I almost forgot, welcome to t-web :hello:
      Hi thanks for the warm welcome.



      -squirley
      GLOBAL WARMING IS BEING CAUSED BY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT 4 POPULATION CONTROL!
      IF THIS IS NOT TRUE THEN THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY PROBLEM SENDING MILLIONS OF TONS OF WASTE INTO OUTERSPACE.
      ˇCLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!
      {And he answered, " I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. "} ~ Christ of Esquipulean Eschatology™.
      Xere k'u ri' mi xutzinik chi konojel K'iche', Sta. Cruz u b'i'.

      A screwy squirrel provokes a pedigreed birddog to chase him throughout the picture.

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      Re: July 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by squirley View Post
      So in what way does my signature deserve a screwball award, ?
      Perhaps the fact that you are making some sort of remark about race, as though it's important what race Jesus was or is. What is important is being human and not the color of skin.
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      Re: July 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by squirley View Post
      So in what way does my signature deserve a screwball award, ?
      A: Jesus was Jewish, not black. It's not his race that bothers me, its just that anyone who doesn't realize he's Jewish is way off his or her rocker.
      B: what in the world is Esquispulas? is it some town in Galilee recently discovered by archaeologists? Lord of the Rings?
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      Re: July 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
      What is it about this site that attracts the crack heads of the Internet?
      Shamanic rituals used to be part of both most of western and mayan civilization you know. So i'd be careful with who you call crack head, .
      GLOBAL WARMING IS BEING CAUSED BY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT 4 POPULATION CONTROL!
      IF THIS IS NOT TRUE THEN THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY PROBLEM SENDING MILLIONS OF TONS OF WASTE INTO OUTERSPACE.
      ˇCLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!
      {And he answered, " I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. "} ~ Christ of Esquipulean Eschatology™.
      Xere k'u ri' mi xutzinik chi konojel K'iche', Sta. Cruz u b'i'.

      A screwy squirrel provokes a pedigreed birddog to chase him throughout the picture.

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      Quote Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
      What is it about this site that attracts the crack heads of the Internet?
      When you look at all the folks we get here, the crackheads are actually a very small minority.

      I haven't seen an Urbanmonk nomination in a while.
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      Quote Originally posted by squirley View Post
      Shamanic rituals used to be part of both most of western and mayan civilization you know. So i'd be careful with who you call crack head, .
      beware of the screwball gods . . .
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      Quote Originally posted by Teluog View Post
      A: Jesus was Jewish, not black. It's not his race that bothers me, its just that anyone who doesn't realize he's Jewish is way off his or her rocker.
      B: what in the world is Esquispulas? is it some town in Galilee recently discovered by archaeologists? Lord of the Rings?
      Aha! racist fell for my trap. Why didn't you investigate first, ? You and those who call Catholics statue worshippers are no different from field runners...

      Esquipulas in a town in Chiquimula, Guatemala. Here it is known that many miracles occur when persons of all races come to worship Christ. So what if it's a statue of Christ that's painted black? Hence, what made you nominate the signature just because you were ignorant of what it meant?

      God bless,

      -squirley
      GLOBAL WARMING IS BEING CAUSED BY OUR OWN GOVERNMENT 4 POPULATION CONTROL!
      IF THIS IS NOT TRUE THEN THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY PROBLEM SENDING MILLIONS OF TONS OF WASTE INTO OUTERSPACE.
      ˇCLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!
      {And he answered, " I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. "} ~ Christ of Esquipulean Eschatology™.
      Xere k'u ri' mi xutzinik chi konojel K'iche', Sta. Cruz u b'i'.

      A screwy squirrel provokes a pedigreed birddog to chase him throughout the picture.

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      Quote Originally posted by squirley View Post
      Aha! racist fell for my trap. Why didn't you investigate first, ? You and those who call Catholics statue worshippers are no different from field runners...

      Esquipulas in a town in Chiquimula, Guatemala. Here it is known that many miracles occur when persons of all races come to worship Christ. So what if it's a statue of Christ that's painted black? Hence, what made you nominate the signature just because you were ignorant of what it meant?

      God bless,

      -squirley
      . . . wow . .
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      Quote Originally posted by squirley View Post
      Aha! racist fell for my trap. Why didn't you investigate first, ? You and those who call Catholics statue worshippers are no different from field runners...

      Esquipulas in a town in Chiquimula, Guatemala. Here it is known that many miracles occur when persons of all races come to worship Christ. So what if it's a statue of Christ that's painted black? Hence, what made you nominate the signature just because you were ignorant of what it meant?

      God bless,

      -squirley
      But why mention an obscure statue when you could just reference John 14:6? People around here do have a bit of a tendency to jump to conclusions, but I can certainly see how your signature could be interpreted as somewhat screwy, especially in the light of your previous posts. When you come at an issue in an unconventional way, you should expect to be misinterpreted at least some of the time and be willing to forgive people who do misunderstand your meaning. Patience is the name of the game... though being articulate from the get-go certainly helps.

      And as a Catholic statue worshipper, I resemble that remark

      Anyway, this is getting a bit off-topic...
      Disregard the above.

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      Re: July 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
      But why mention an obscure statue when you could just reference John 14:6? People around here do have a bit of a tendency to jump to conclusions, but I can certainly see how your signature could be interpreted as somewhat screwy, especially in the light of your previous posts. When you come at an issue in an unconventional way, you should expect to be misinterpreted at least some of the time and be willing to forgive people who do misunderstand your meaning. Patience is the name of the game... though being articulate from the get-go certainly helps.

      And as a Catholic statue worshipper, I resemble that remark

      Anyway, this is getting a bit off-topic...
      it is a bit screwy to give credit to a statue . . . highlighting what colour that statue is . . . when it comes from the Bible. It's also screwy to accuse someone of being a racist while using a wrong definition of racism.
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