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    Emergency Room

    I broke down on Sunday night and decided to have the wife take me to urgent care.
    We arrived at the urgent care in our town just as the lady was locking up.
    She smiled and wished me well.
    I ordered the wife to run the nurse over as she walked to her car but she wouldn't do it.

    A quick Google search led us to another urgent care center 25 miles away but when we arrived the waiting room looked like a feed lot.
    I'd rather die then wait with all of those people.

    So we headed back to my hometown and checked into the Emergency Room.
    I asked for a blanket but the nurse said, "I cannot give you pre-warmed blanket because you have a fever; however, I can give you a cold blanket."

    Isn't that stupid?

    Worst. Trip. To. The. Emergency. Room. Ever.
    Actually YOU put Trump in the White House. He wouldn't have gotten 1% of the vote if it wasn't for the widespread spiritual and cultural devastation caused by progressive policies. There's no "this country" left with your immigration policies, your "allies" are worthless and even more suicidal than you are and democracy is a sick joke that I hope nobody ever thinks about repeating when the current order collapses. - Darth_Executor striking a conciliatory note in Civics 101

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    "I'm cold"

    "here's a cold blanket to make you comfortable"



    You should have said "Thank you" and sneezed in her face.

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    What a terrible thread, it's like being invited to an all you can eat buffet and the only food on the table is quinoa salad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Executor View Post
    What a terrible thread, it's like being invited to an all you can eat buffet and the only food on the table is quinoa salad.
    I was in the emergency room because I'd just murdered an entire mosque of Islamo-fascists with a crucifix.
    I had a blister on my index finger.
    Actually YOU put Trump in the White House. He wouldn't have gotten 1% of the vote if it wasn't for the widespread spiritual and cultural devastation caused by progressive policies. There's no "this country" left with your immigration policies, your "allies" are worthless and even more suicidal than you are and democracy is a sick joke that I hope nobody ever thinks about repeating when the current order collapses. - Darth_Executor striking a conciliatory note in Civics 101

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    Why did you have your wife take you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trout View Post
    Why did you have your wife take you?
    She wants to help out.
    I know that seems odd to you since anytime you go to the emergency room your wife is busy giving a statement to the police.
    Actually YOU put Trump in the White House. He wouldn't have gotten 1% of the vote if it wasn't for the widespread spiritual and cultural devastation caused by progressive policies. There's no "this country" left with your immigration policies, your "allies" are worthless and even more suicidal than you are and democracy is a sick joke that I hope nobody ever thinks about repeating when the current order collapses. - Darth_Executor striking a conciliatory note in Civics 101

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meh Gerbil View Post
    She wants to help out.
    I know that seems odd to you since anytime you go to the emergency room your wife is busy giving a statement to the police.
    I got in a little fender bender and totalled my pickup, a while back. I had a fractured skull, broken jaw and smashed cheek bone. I recall asking Leroy if he could get me to the hospital for my surgery. He said, "yes, but you'll have to find a ride home, I'm busy later".
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    Another time me and some guys got in a little disagreement and during the process of talking it through I ended up covered in blood, somehow during the conversation my ear had almost been removed. I called Leroy from the ER a few towns over and asked if he would give me a ride home. He came and got me, but made me ride in the bed of his pickup because he didn't want to get blood on his new seat cover. It was like an hour drive home. I would have hitchhiked but I looked like an axe murderer.
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