Deepererer Waterz - Manwe's Awesomeness

[Manwë Súlimo]

Hello and welcome again to Deepererer Waterz, a blog that pushes people over the edge of the pool of wisdom and hopes that they drown in knowledge. Today's topic is Manwe's Awesomeness. Is there anything quite as deep and never-ending? I don't think so. Well, maybe a deep and never-ending flow of crap that spews out of Internet Atheists, but other than that.....

....oh, and words to describe Mosschelle's beauty. Those are never-ending.

We'll draw our primary source from Tommy Equineness' "Summa Manwe", which you can get for free at manweissoawesome.com.

Equiness says that Manwe's awesomeness isn't a contingent but a necessary property of Manwe. That is to say that Manwe can't help but to be awesome. And how reassuring is that? Basking in the light of Manwe isn't a reward for being a good spammer in the Rec Room or a good debater in the stale, boring, serious parts of the forum. No. You can experience his awesomeness just by being you.

But just like every black has its white and every peanut butter has it's jelly, there's an anti-Manwe in our universe that goes by the name ApologiaPhoenix. He is not awesome. He's unawesome. He feels so bad about this that he tries to make himself feel better by calling Manwe a horny doofus. This is a heresy. GK Chesterton once wrote that "I can abide someone that calls the earth flat, or the solar system geocentric, or eschatology dispensationlistic, but I can not abide a Horny Doofusian." Horny Doofusian is an archaic term to describe those who adhere to the Nickian belief that Manwe is a horny doofus. This is a damnable heresy.

Perhaps the greatest disciple of Manwe has been Andius, otherwise known as the Lieutenant or High Priest of Awesome. He's a pretty neat guy. Also, he's bilingual which just makes him awesome in two different languages. He's bueno. You too can be a great follower of Manwe by following his example.

Next week we'll look at the doctrine of The Depravity of Shadowloser.

[Sparko]

hey you stole my idea and just added an extra "er" to it!

bad manwe! bad!


oh, and you spelled waters wrong.

my blog is still deeperererererererererererer than yours!

[Manwë Súlimo]

No, this is the xtreme version. I'm reaching out to the 13-19 year old crowd.

[Sparko]

oh, OK. have at it then.

pass me some rum.

[Alcoth]

Deepererer isn't a word, silly.

You're such a goobererer.

[FreezBee]

No, this is the xtreme version. I'm reaching out to the 13-19 year old crowd.

That's a long-lasting crowd.

[Manwë Súlimo]

That's a long-lasting crowd.

Better to reach them early while they have questions than to see them led astray on the apostate trail of Nick.

[FreezBee]

Better to reach them early while they have questions than to see them led astray on the apostate trail of Nick.

Early? If a crowd has to hang around for 13-19 years, before you reach them, that's not early!

[CodewordConduit]

No, this is the xtreme version. I'm reaching out to the 13-19 year old crowd.

As you can tell, a lot of effort went into this.

[Sparko]

what if you can't swim?

[fm93]

How does Equiness reconcile the existence of a gratuitous evil like Shadowloser with the existence of an all-awesome Manwe?

[Andius]

How does Equiness reconcile the existence of a gratuitous evil like Shadowloser with the existence of an all-awesome Manwe?

Most elementary is the answer.

The great Manwe is merely abiding his time, but in the end, the Shadowloser will bow down before the Great Manwe, confess he is his master, and cast into the Lake of Hornidoofeeness

Now repent!! Hail Manwe. :)

[Raphael]

Moderated By: Raphael

Due to the blasphemies uttered in this thread, and the complete lack of respect for the Great ShadowMaster, I will be closing down this thread

***If you wish to take issue with this notice DO NOT do so in this thread.***
Contact the forum moderator or an administrator in Private Message or email instead. If you feel you must publically complain or whine, please take it to the Psychotherapy Room unless told otherwise.

However if I get some secreted calcium carbonates (that's pearls to you swines) heading my way I may be able to find the time to re-evaluate my judgment of this thread

[Manwë Súlimo]

Sycophant.

[Raphael]

Sycophant.

Hey, I freely admit that you are the Great Pretender.

but we blues have to earn our own money, and we've been given carte blanche on the methods we use ... so are you able to donate to the retirement fund to help keep this thread open?