Tell Your Dumb Jokes Here

[fm93]

I know. Devastating news, right?

[FreezBee]

I know. Devastating news, right?

No.

How can the dumb blonde win, when she is playng against three people smarter than she is?

[fm93]

I was responding to Speed Donkey's question "Santa isn't real?"

[FreezBee]

I was responding to Speed Donkey's question "Santa isn't real?"

Ok, sorry,

[Speed Donkey]

keep bowing, foo!

[justgin]

A guy walks into the dentist office. And the dentist says, "How can i help you?"

And the guy says, "I'm a moth!"

The dentist says, "I'm a dentist. It sounds like you need to go to a psychiatrist!"

The guy says, "I saw a psychiatrist already."

The dentist says, "Then how come you came to see a dentist?"

The guy says, "Your light was on."

[Cow Poke]

So the guy goes to the doctor with carrots in both ears.
The Doc says, "hey, you have carrots in your ears"
Guy says, "what's that you say, Doc? I can't hear"

Doc says, "that's cause you're not eating right!"

[Cow Poke]

A priest, a rabbi and a baptist preacher were having lunch together.
The priest says, "you know, our congregations all have somebody to talk to about their sins, but we don't really have anybody to talk to. I was thinking maybe we could confide in each other".
After some discussion, they agree to share ONE shortcoming each.

Priest says, "well, I have to admit that after Communion, I drink up the leftover wine, and I've been known to get a bit tipsy"
Rabbi says, "well, we have some young families in my congregation, and I have to admit that some of those young women are awfully good looking, and I have allowed my mind to wander into some pretty questionable territory."

The baptist preacher is smiling.

The rabbi and priest both push him to "fess up", and the preacher says "my biggest sin is GOSSIP and I CANT WAIT to get out of here!"

[Rational Gaze]

This is a virus like no other. 50% of the population will be completely debilitated, the other 50% will be able to function normally. Ladies and gentlemen, this is man flu.

[fm93]

A priest, a rabbi and a baptist preacher were having lunch together.
The priest says, "you know, our congregations all have somebody to talk to about their sins, but we don't really have anybody to talk to. I was thinking maybe we could confide in each other".
After some discussion, they agree to share ONE shortcoming each.

Priest says, "well, I have to admit that after Communion, I drink up the leftover wine, and I've been known to get a bit tipsy"
Rabbi says, "well, we have some young families in my congregation, and I have to admit that some of those young women are awfully good looking, and I have allowed my mind to wander into some pretty questionable territory."

The baptist preacher is smiling.

The rabbi and priest both push him to "fess up", and the preacher says "my biggest sin is GOSSIP and I CANT WAIT to get out of here!"

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "This is a joke, right?"

[fm93]

A Sunday school teacher attempts to give a lesson about the sacred institution of marriage. She reads Mark 10:7--For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife.

"Ok, now who can tell me what the Bible says marriage is all about?" she asks. Little Timothy raises his hand.

"Cleavage," he answers.

[Rational Gaze]

Translate the following into German: "Two world wars and one world cup, doo da, doo da."

[shadowmaster]

Zwei Weltkriege und ein Weltcup, doo DA, doo DA

[Sparko]

Zwei Weltkriege und ein Weltcup, doo DA, doo DA

Der Schattenmeister ist ein Idiot.

[Littlejoe]

What's red and smells just like blue paint?










Red Paint!