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September 10th 2010, 12:36 PM #16
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Last night i slept like a baby.
Every two hours i woke up crying.
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September 10th 2010, 01:15 PM #17
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A famous dumb blonde was asked if she wanted buffalo wings.
She replied, "I don't eat buffalo."
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September 10th 2010, 02:20 PM #18
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Male - ChristianRe: Tell Your Dumb Jokes Here
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
All of these attributes made him.....
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.There's an interesting psychology regarding the impetus behind which we find ourselves urged... nay, compelled, to read someone's entire signature.
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September 10th 2010, 08:54 PM #19
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Male - ChristianRe: Tell Your Dumb Jokes Here
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other sideBut even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed.
Galatians 1:8
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September 10th 2010, 09:02 PM #20
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Why did the clown call in sick?
Because he was feeling a little funny.
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September 10th 2010, 09:03 PM #21
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the o'possum that it was possible.
awww ;(
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September 10th 2010, 09:45 PM #22
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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
She went to sea a movie.But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed.
Galatians 1:8
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September 10th 2010, 09:46 PM #23
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What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage.But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed.
Galatians 1:8
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September 10th 2010, 09:52 PM #24
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Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway
But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed.
Galatians 1:8
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September 10th 2010, 10:01 PM #25
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Female - ChristianRe: Tell Your Dumb Jokes Here
ok, i'm not that good but here it goes....
what do you call someone wearing a hat, scarf and coat?
someone who prefers not to be cold. but if he's wearing it indoors he could be on his way to removing them from the outdoors.Last edited by princesa; September 10th 2010 at 10:08 PM.
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September 11th 2010, 05:36 AM #26
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The shadowmaster?
Originally posted by princesa
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September 12th 2010, 05:00 PM #27
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Female - ChristianRe: Tell Your Dumb Jokes Here
The doctor called his patient and said, "I got some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?"
The patient said, "I want the good news first."
So the doctor says, "You've got 24 hours to live."
And the patient said, "Doc, that's the good news?"
The doc says, "Yeah, I forgot to call you yesterday."
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September 13th 2010, 09:42 AM #28
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A blonde woman was driving down a rural street one day, when she drove past a corn field and saw another blonde woman in a row boat, attempting to row through the field. (and subsequently, getting nowhere).
Aggravated, the lady slammed on the brakes and screeched to a halt. She got out of the vehicle and walked up to the edge of the corn field.
Shaking her fist angrily, she shouted out at the other blonde woman "It's women like you that make the REST of us look bad! Why, if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your butt!!!!!!!!"There's an interesting psychology regarding the impetus behind which we find ourselves urged... nay, compelled, to read someone's entire signature.
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September 16th 2010, 12:35 AM #29
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"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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Female - ChristianRe: Tell Your Dumb Jokes Here
the second pic is hilarious as he cracked himself up, the heck is that white stuff on the last pic? Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo
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