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      Quote Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix View Post
      Wiki says that?!

      Well then Little Monkey should be accepting it since Wiki for him is the pinnacle of research.
      Hitler's belief were complex. And the wiki page does a good job:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_H...eligious_views

      Why don't you read it, Edited by a Moderator

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      Re: October 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by little_monkey View Post
      Hitler's belief were complex. And the wiki page does a good job:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_H...eligious_views

      Why don't you read it, Edited by a Moderator
      Thus saith wikipedia.
      Last edited by rogue06; October 11th 2010 at 11:48 AM.

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      Quote Originally posted by MWM958 View Post
      Thus saith wikipedia.
      Yep, don't read it, it might enlighten you, moron.

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      Quote Originally posted by little_monkey View Post
      Yep, don't read it, it might enlighten you, moron.
      Wikipedia...enlightening?

      Please tell me you didn't type that with a straight face.

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      Even the football fans on the BBC message boards know that Wikipedia isn't an indisputable source. Celtic fans would edit the article on Andreas Thom to make it say that it was his football skills that contributed to the Berlin wall being knocked down.
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      Quote Originally posted by little_monkey View Post
      Hitler's belief were complex. And the wiki page does a good job:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_H...eligious_views

      Why don't you read it, * edited by a moderator *

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      hehehe. And this is the guy who complained about me being insulting.

      Tell you what Widdle Monkey. Instead of reading Wikipedia, like you recommend, why don't you do what I did and just read Mein Kampf?
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      Re: October 2010 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Darth Ovious View Post
      Even the football fans on the BBC message boards know that Wikipedia isn't an indisputable source. Celtic fans would edit the article on Andreas Thom to make it say that it was his football skills that contributed to the Berlin wall being knocked down.
      Not only that, but Wikipedia said that a friend of mine was Mayor of Estevan, Saskatchewan. It said that for about 6 months, then it finally got changed.
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      Re: October 2010 Screwballs

      I think it's time in this discussion concerning Little Monkey and Wiki that we ask the key question....





























      How would you like to be killed by Hitler?
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      Quote Originally posted by Chaotic Void View Post
      Not only that, but Wikipedia said that a friend of mine was Mayor of Estevan, Saskatchewan. It said that for about 6 months, then it finally got changed.
      Pffff yeah, well I was President of Albania!

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      Quote Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix View Post
      hehehe. And this is the guy who complained about me being insulting.
      You started with the insults, now you're complaining. What an hypocrite!

      Tell you what Widdle Monkey. Instead of reading Wikipedia, like you recommend, why don't you do what I did and just read Mein Kampf?
      And why don't you read the page on wiki concerning Hitler and Christianity? Afraid it might blow off your pretentious little screwed up knowledge about Hitler. Like your religion says, ignorance is bliss.

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      Quote Originally posted by Chaotic Void View Post
      Not only that, but Wikipedia said that a friend of mine was Mayor of Estevan, Saskatchewan. It said that for about 6 months, then it finally got changed.
      Oh please! That's obviously wrong!




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      Quote Originally posted by little_monkey View Post
      And why don't you read the page on wiki concerning Hitler and Christianity? Afraid it might blow off your pretentious little screwed up knowledge about Hitler. Like your religion says, ignorance is bliss.
      So, when it comes to the authorized statement of what Hitler's views were, easily altered Internet encyclopedia > Adolf Hitler himself.

      Interesting reasoning you've got there, monkey.
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      Quote Originally posted by JB View Post
      So, when it comes to the authorized statement of what Hitler's views were, easily altered Internet encyclopedia > Adolf Hitler himself.

      Interesting reasoning you've got there, monkey.
      Ok, you're the supposed expert, then tell me what is wrong with that page:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_H...eligious_views

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      Quote Originally posted by little_monkey View Post
      You started with the insults, now you're complaining. What an hypocrite!
      Not complaining widdle monkey. I'm just stating the facts. Reading comprehension still bad?



      And why don't you read the page on wiki concerning Hitler and Christianity? Afraid it might blow off your pretentious little screwed up knowledge about Hitler. Like your religion says, ignorance is bliss.
      My religion says that? Please show where in my Scriptures it says "ignorance is bliss."

      Also, I will stick with what the Reformation said "To the sources." Wikipedia is not a source. The direct writings of Adolf Hitler are a source.

      Or are you just afraid because I've actually read something besides what could have been written by someone in Middle School?
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      Quote Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix View Post
      Not complaining widdle monkey. I'm just stating the facts. Reading comprehension still bad?
      I'm not surprised that you take your "opinions" as facts. It's part of your screwed up life in the bubble of nonsense.


      My religion says that? Please show where in my Scriptures it says "ignorance is bliss."
      I'm no expert on your stupid religion, nor have I ever claimed to be. It's not my fault it has such a bad reputation. But this saying fits your case.

      Also, I will stick with what the Reformation said "To the sources." Wikipedia is not a source. The direct writings of Adolf Hitler are a source.

      Or are you just afraid because I've actually read something besides what could have been written by someone in Middle School?
      You've missed the point as usual. You put down the link that I gave you without reading it. If that link is soooo wrong on Hitler, and you being the supposed expert on Hitler, then tell me exactly which info on that page is wrong. Then you can make your claim that wiki is full of BS. But until then, you are just spewing pompous rhetoric.

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