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October 24th 2010, 02:57 PM #16
Evolution IS God's I.D.
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Male - ChristianRe: Woman in Taipei plans to marry herself
I guess it's better than the woman who married the Eiffel Tower.
Still, I would have liked to heard her wedding vows.
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October 24th 2010, 03:26 PM #17
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Male - ChristianRe: Woman in Taipei plans to marry herself
She has a leg up on the whole "one flesh" and owning your spouses body thing.
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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October 24th 2010, 03:56 PM #18
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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Male - AgnosticRe: Woman in Taipei plans to marry herself
If she married herself, would she be able to - in the Christian belief system - masturbate without it being wrong?
Still. this is funnier than Objectophilia
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October 25th 2010, 10:07 AM #19
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Male - <(' '<)Re: Woman in Taipei plans to marry herself
Laugh all you want, but the joke's going to be on you and this is actually the woman's evil duplicate from the mirror universe that she's marrying.
Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo
And since the evil duplicate has a goatee, she gets to be the man of the house."One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
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"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
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October 25th 2010, 10:38 AM #20
nom nom
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Male - ChristianRe: Woman in Taipei plans to marry herself
Funny if she has her first "married argument" in the lobby of the hotel
There's an interesting psychology regarding the impetus behind which we find ourselves urged... nay, compelled, to read someone's entire signature.
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October 25th 2010, 10:50 AM #21
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Male - ChristianRe: Woman in Taipei plans to marry herself
Of course, the gay "marriage" lobby said that their campaign would never lead to anything like this....
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October 25th 2010, 11:33 AM #22
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Undisclosed - AgnosticRe: Woman in Taipei plans to marry herself
In other news... Stephen Colbert will marry his hand
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