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      Manwe on the History Channel

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      I think the history channel should be nominated for a Platinum screwball for it's new show, "Ancient Aliens" which is basically an exercise in "Ancient people were stupid, so aliens had to help them do things." Here is just a few samples:

      1. There was a machine that made Manna for the Israelites and the reason they had to leave the wilderness is because the machine broke. Oh yeah, the sabbeth was origionally about fixing this machine.

      To be fair, they didn't only attack the Bible and they had another entertaining rant about the Egyptians.

      2. The pyramids were not for the barrel's of the Pharaoh's, but they were actually power plants. Just watch this video here if you don't believe me, it's pure entertainment.
      According to the History Channel, "history" is a plaything to be toyed with for ratings. Their "experts" in respect to religion are more often than not fringe at best, and lunatics at worst. Jesus never existed? Fine. Jesus was an alien? Cool. Jesus was actually a hallucinogenic mushroom? Awesome. Roll with it. "The DaVinci Code" is accurate? Obviously. Jesus just might be God? NOW, LETS NOT GET CRAZY HERE!
      An accurate critique of what I see whenever I watch something about Jesus on the History Channel. When Manwe is right, he's right.

      Even though he is still a horny doofus.
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      Re: Manwe on the History Channel

      Clearly this means it's only a matter of time before they run the "Jesus was a non-existent hallucinogenic mushroom-smoking alien."
      Okay, I finally have a blog.

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      Re: Manwe on the History Channel

      Quote Originally posted by Rayado View Post
      Clearly this means it's only a matter of time before they run the "Jesus was a non-existent hallucinogenic mushroom-smoking alien."
      I thought it would be "Jesus is an hallucinogenic mushroom smoked by nonexistent aliens." Or "Jesus smoked nonexistent hallucinogenic alien mushrooms" Or "Yahweh was a fire-breathing dragon." Oops. How'd that one slip in?
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      Quote Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      I thought it would be "Jesus is an hallucinogenic mushroom smoked by nonexistent aliens." Or "Jesus smoked nonexistent hallucinogenic alien mushrooms" Or "Yahweh was a fire-breathing dragon." Oops. How'd that one slip in?
      Or we could have a bizarre show such as "The birth of Mossy."
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      Re: Manwe on the History Channel

      Quote Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix View Post
      Or we could have a bizarre show such as "The birth of Mossy."
      You have to watch Discovery Channel if you want to learn about stuff that happened at the beginning of the universe.
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      Jesus is an alien and Che is a saint,,,yup its the History Channel
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