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    Why?

    Why is the Drama Club swirling down the drain?
    Micah 6:8 He has told you, O man, what is good; and what does the LORD require of you but to do justice, and to love kindness, and to walk humbly with your God?

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    Jedidiah,

    We simply no longer have the funds to run a quality forum:

    1: As you know there have been budget cuts at TWEB.
    2: The new $15 minimum wage means most of our staff are over paid interns.
    3: We tried to increase revenue by creating a safe space for Democrats but now we cannot afford to keep the place stocked with tissues.
    4: The cost of settling with a seemingly endless parade of emotionally shattered women has been enormous (1).

    It has become so tight around here that I'll probably have to start putting regular gas instead of the premium in my company car.
    I do think we'll be able to turn it around - it will just take time.






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    1: This is also why Trout is on paid leave.
    Actually YOU put Trump in the White House. He wouldn't have gotten 1% of the vote if it wasn't for the widespread spiritual and cultural devastation caused by progressive policies. There's no "this country" left with your immigration policies, your "allies" are worthless and even more suicidal than you are and democracy is a sick joke that I hope nobody ever thinks about repeating when the current order collapses. - Darth_Executor striking a conciliatory note in Civics 101

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    Dear Gerbil,

    We, your Theologyweb Overlords, have decided to raise your rent to $1,000 per week. This is to cover the malpractice insurance costs for your harboring of Democrats. Also we require a $50,000 damage deposit because we hear you are now allowing Hitler Birthday threads in your area.

    Your buddy,
    Sparko

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedidiah View Post
    Why is the Drama Club swirling down the drain?
    Typo in the forum name. It's really the Drama Tub.
    I'm not here anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedidiah View Post
    Why is the Drama Club swirling down the drain?
    I’m struggling to think what I can do to help but as luck would have it I was listening to a very pretty tune the other day which I thought might make a good hymn. Maybe you could adapt it for use as Drama Club theme music or something. Here are the lyrics:

    You could be my unintended
    Choice to live my life extended
    You could be the one I'll always love
    You could be the one who listens
    To my deepest inquisitions
    You could be the one I'll always love

    I'll be there as soon as I can
    But I'm busy mending broken
    Pieces of the life I had before

    First there was the one who challenged
    All my dreams and all my balance
    She could never be as good as you
    You could be my unintended
    Choice to live my life extended
    You should be the one I'll always love

    I'll be there as soon as I can
    But I'm busy mending broken
    Pieces of the life I had before

    I'll be there as soon as I can
    But I'm busy mending broken
    Pieces of the life I had before

    Before you
    - Matt Bellamy (Muse - Unintended)
    “I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.” ― Oscar Wilde
    “You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” ― Anne Lamott
    “And if there were a God, I think it very unlikely that He would have such an uneasy vanity as to be offended by those who doubt His existence” ― Bertrand Russell

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