Thread: Evolving Long Legs
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February 8th 2011, 03:21 PM #1
Evolving Long Legs
On another thread m004 made (and repeated) a rather astonishing claim:
I’ve been wondering where M004 might have come up with such a bizarre view of how evolution works and I think I might have found it:
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February 8th 2011, 09:36 PM #2
Re: Evolving Long Legs
With a chart like that, who needs parodies? YECs are so good at making themselves look stupid.
Last edited by DuraGizer; February 8th 2011 at 09:41 PM. Reason: I realized I could come up with something better.
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February 8th 2011, 10:34 PM #3
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February 8th 2011, 10:55 PM #4
Re: Evolving Long Legs
"First understand, then criticize! Not the other way round." - Per Ahlberg, TR
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6) I already provided evidence (in huge detail) but I won't repeat it or link to it.
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February 8th 2011, 11:12 PM #5
Re: Evolving Long Legs
Always strive to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out!Still afeared of & dodging The PINTM
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February 8th 2011, 11:51 PM #6
Re: Evolving Long Legs
evolution works
A contradiction in terms, surely?
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February 9th 2011, 12:41 AM #7
Re: Evolving Long Legs
Thanks for that.
So the truth of the octopus matter is that ancient octopussesses /pies/pi were the same as modern octopus hence 'But the newfound fossils, like modern octopuses, lack these fins, a discovery that pushes back the origins of modern octopuses by tens of millions of years.'.
But what is a few dozen million years to an evolutionist? 'Push it all back' - like putty.
Source - http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...l-picture.html - Courtesy of Rogue.
Magellan
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February 9th 2011, 01:25 AM #8
Re: Evolving Long Legs
"First understand, then criticize! Not the other way round." - Per Ahlberg, TR
Jorge Stock Excuse Quick Reference Guide:
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2) You're too stupid / ignorant / dishonest to understand
3) Explaining is a waste of time
4) This assertion is true because I said so
5) This assertion is even truer because I said so twice
6) I already provided evidence (in huge detail) but I won't repeat it or link to it.
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February 9th 2011, 01:35 AM #9
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Always strive to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out!Still afeared of & dodging The PINTM
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February 9th 2011, 07:11 AM #10
Re: Evolving Long Legs
1. Why would I, by default, need to be aware of every post you have made in TWEB?
2. The issue with the octopus was that 'It "PUSHES BACK' (whatever that means) claims that evolutionists themselves have made. In other words - the claims of evolutionists about evolution of octopus/pi/podiatry were wrong, wrong, wrong.
In other words the claim that evolution is evidenced by the fossil record are wrong.
Magellan
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February 9th 2011, 07:34 AM #11
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February 9th 2011, 10:22 AM #12
Re: Evolving Long Legs
That's the Clownshoes that we all know and love!
1. Scientists find an 85 MYO octopus fossil with somewhat modern morphology, establishing that the modern form has been around for at least 85 MY.
2. Scientists later find a 95 MYO octopus fossil with somewhat modern morphology, which PUSHES BACK the known date that the modern form has been present by 10 MY, for at least 95 MY.
3. Clownshoes screams "everything scientists know about evolution is wrong! wrong! wrong!"
That's the kind of weapons-grade stupidity we've come to expect from you Clownshoes. Good job!
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Jorge Stock Excuse Quick Reference Guide:
1) You're drunk / high on drugs
2) You're too stupid / ignorant / dishonest to understand
3) Explaining is a waste of time
4) This assertion is true because I said so
5) This assertion is even truer because I said so twice
6) I already provided evidence (in huge detail) but I won't repeat it or link to it.
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February 9th 2011, 11:45 AM #13
Re: Evolving Long Legs
Magellan has, as usual, entirely missed the point.
The diagram Rogue posted has nothing to do with when the octopus first evolved (and evolutionary theory makes no predictions about when the octopus first appeared in any event, other than to make the rather obvious prediction that octopuses must have appeared after their ancestors).
The (wildly incorrect) claim Rogue's graphic makes is that evolutionary theory predicts each appendage of the octopus must have evolved independently, just as Magellan thinks it predicts equines' legs must have gotten longer independently. Evolutionary theory makes no such prediction, but apparently Magellan's stupidity is not unique. At least one other creationist is under the same misapprehension.Atheism is a "religion" the same way that not collecting stamps is a hobby.
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February 9th 2011, 12:37 PM #14
Re: Evolving Long Legs
I never said you had to be aware of "every post" but rather if you're going to attribute something to me it might help if you actually knew what I actually said. Seems like common sense, but then that might be the problem.
And if you had bothered you might find that there were significant differences between the fossil cephalopod and modern ones despite the headlines.
You might have noticed this pertinent portion:
Or this:
So the recently discovered octopus fossil, while superficially resembling modern octopi (they have eight arms), also revealed transitional features between earlier octopi and modern ones. Moreover, their earlier ancestors have to be totally ignored to maintain the claim that they haven’t changed much since their appearance in the fossil record.
Its utterly stupid statements like this that make you what you are.
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February 9th 2011, 01:03 PM #15
Re: Evolving Long Legs
Magellan I'll say this clearly. and I'll use small words so that MAYBE you can understand it. Science operates using three excellent and basic types of reason:
Deductive which says that if A=C and B=A then A and B must also be equal.
Abductive reason is used in fields such as medical science. Lets take a a patients medical symptoms for example: Patient is running a fever of 101 degrees, Patient is having some trouble breathing, Patient is having severe headaches and body aches, Patient has upset stomach and loss of appetite, Patient has been in contact with others who have the flu: therefore it is a logical conclusion that Patient has the flu.
Finally we come to Inductive Reasoning which uses a set of known rules to draw a likely conclusion such as: An apple fell from a tree. An acorn falls from a tree. If we drop something from a height, it hits the ground. Some kind of external force causes it to hit the ground. We cannot see this external force that Sir Isaac Newton called Gravity, but we know it to be.
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