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February 28th 2011, 04:51 PM #1
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Male - ToonistMarch 2011 Screwballs
Ready for tomorrow...priming the pump:
Pitchforkpat
Yo Dunce
Brett "Dumbass" Palmer
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BLECH
Ah, there it goes!
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March 1st 2011, 07:23 AM #2
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Male - ToonistRe: March 2011 Screwballs
http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/feb11scr.html
February feature up.
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March 1st 2011, 08:41 AM #3
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2011 Screwballs
Wow, JPH is in super efficient mode just now. And here I was thinking it would take him ages to get by all those A is the main cause of B rantings.
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Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?
Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?
Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?
Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?
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March 1st 2011, 09:11 AM #4
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Male - evangelicalRe: March 2011 Screwballs
Yeah it used to take him a few days to post the awards. I think it's because by now he has trained his mind how to recognize a gooder immediately once it's been nominated.
"Everybody wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there." Paul Washer
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March 1st 2011, 09:23 AM #5
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Male - <(' '<)Re: March 2011 Screwballs
Just reading a post by Tassman would accomplish that.
Originally posted by Teluog
"One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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March 1st 2011, 12:25 PM #6
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Male - ToonistRe: March 2011 Screwballs
If I couldn't speed read, I wouldn't be able to do most of what I do. Originally posted by Darth Ovious
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March 1st 2011, 12:26 PM #7
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Male - ToonistRe: March 2011 Screwballs
More or less. I can usually remember when something is original (eg, a guy who yells "Jesus is Mithra" can't win Gold any more) and have an instinct for what's unique enough in a funny way. Originally posted by Teluog
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March 1st 2011, 01:31 PM #8
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Male - TrinitarianRe: March 2011 Screwballs
It certainly is nice to get to read them so early.
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March 1st 2011, 02:46 PM #9
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2011 Screwballs
"Chopping off a mans ear and magically healing it back on has no spiritual significance! Just plain black magic! "
That is so funnyProlonged Trauma Damages the Parts of the Brain that Handle Language!
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March 1st 2011, 02:46 PM #10
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2011 Screwballs
"Chopping off a mans ear and magically healing it back on has no spiritual significance! Just plain black magic! "
That is so funnyProlonged Trauma Damages the Parts of the Brain that Handle Language!
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March 1st 2011, 06:08 PM #11
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2011 Screwballs
Major screwball to this one. Oh noes, in 2012 we is all gonna die.
http://www.2012contact.com/?hop=0
Really? This is just scare mongering to try and earn some money. They sell their book at the bottom of the page and they are also on clickbank so people can market them. What a joke.Visit Darth Ovious' all new anti-Scamming Blog.
http://darthoviousscamalert.blogspot.com/
By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles... I pronounce you guilty of heresy.
Shadowmaster - The winner of Shadowboy is Darth Ovious who preemptively slew The Hulk before even applying.
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Darth Ovious: Are you friends with Dee Dee mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes Dee Dee mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Are you friends with One Bad Pig mononoke?
Mononoke: Yes One Bad Pig mononoke is one of my best friends.
Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?
Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?
Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?
Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?
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March 1st 2011, 10:39 PM #12
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2011 Screwballs
"Chopping off a mans ear and magically healing it back on has no spiritual significance! Just plain black magic! "
That is so funny
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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March 1st 2011, 10:52 PM #13
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2011 Screwballs
Hey it ain't my fault the database error is causing double posts!
Prolonged Trauma Damages the Parts of the Brain that Handle Language!
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March 1st 2011, 11:06 PM #14
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2011 Screwballs
Yea, sure, right.
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"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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March 1st 2011, 11:19 PM #15
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Male - ChristianRe: March 2011 Screwballs
Screwball to the 'not so' New Age crowd in general for thinking things like Reiki and Yoga are compatible with Christianity. Ugh.
1 Corinthians 2:14 The man without the Spirit does not accept the things that come from the Spirit of God, for they are foolishness to him, and he cannot understand them, because they are spiritually discerned.
Ephesians 2:8-9 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast.
"I recall your earliest lessons. You fell from one thousand feet during the walk of death, which, alone, was odd enough at your age, but you made short work of the walk of maiming and the walk of intense discomfort and tore your head clean off. I comforted you, well, your head, saying that you could just walk if off, because, you know, the cut was clean and then you would punch a mountain. In space!" -Master Li, Jade Empire
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