Why was he in court and why did he not want to be cleared?

[Sparko]

he ran out of bacon, didn't he

could be.

[Ben Zwycky]

Did he die as a result of an injury?

[Sparko]

Did he die as a result of an injury?

Heck if I know. I was asking you all.

[Ben Zwycky]

Then how did you know that his body hadn't been moved since death?

[Sparko]

Then how did you know that his body hadn't been moved since death?

I refuse to answer that under my constitutional right to remain silent.

[Cow Poke]

Then how did you know that his body hadn't been moved since death?

cause the dude fell where Sparko did him in.

[Sparko]

cause the dude fell where Sparko did him in.

some lawyer you turned out to be! I am reporting you to the bar association!

[Sparko]

OK here is a riddle I just read in a novel...

Lentia has a large one, and so has cousin Luce.
Eliza Izas a small one, though large enough for use.
Beneath a soft and glossy curl, each Lass has one in front.
To find it in an animal you at the tail must hunt...

Hermaphrodites have none; Mermaids are minus, too.
Nell Gwynn possessed a double share if books we read are true.
It's used by all in Nuptial Bliss, in Carnal Pleasures found.
Destroy it, Life becomes extinct, the world is but a sound...

Lasciviousness here has its sources, Harlots its use apply.
Without it Lust has never been, and even Love would die.
Now tell me what this wonder is, but pause before you guess it.

If you are mother, maid, or man, I swear you don't possess it.

[Cow Poke]

some lawyer you turned out to be! I am reporting you to the bar association!

Wait..... YOU were my client? I thought ... I better take better notes next time.

[Ben Zwycky]

OK here is a riddle I just read in a novel...

Lentia has a large one, and so has cousin Luce.
Eliza Izas a small one, though large enough for use.
Beneath a soft and glossy curl, each Lass has one in front.
To find it in an animal you at the tail must hunt...

Hermaphrodites have none; Mermaids are minus, too.
Nell Gwynn possessed a double share if books we read are true.
It's used by all in Nuptial Bliss, in Carnal Pleasures found.
Destroy it, Life becomes extinct, the world is but a sound...

Lasciviousness here has its sources, Harlots its use apply.
Without it Lust has never been, and even Love would die.
Now tell me what this wonder is, but pause before you guess it.

If you are mother, maid, or man, I swear you don't possess it.

I don't, but Donald Duck does...

[Ben Zwycky]

And so do my in-laws. Lilliputian lollipop ladies are particularly well endowed in that regard.

[Ben Zwycky]

...especially when lilting legally liable Llanelli llama lullabies...

[Ben Zwycky]

some lawyer you turned out to be! I am reporting you to the bar association!

Didn't you suspect something was wrong when the word 'association' was written in crayon? (I suppose the plentiful supply of rum there might have distracted you)