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      Quote Originally posted by Celebrian View Post
      Even Wikipedia knows they have reliability problems. That's why they started programs like this:

      http://newscenter.berkeley.edu/2010/11/05/wikipedia/

      Whether that will work when anyone can change it remains to be seen. I just don't see using academics for something like the Christian Right either, not that they would be likely to get someone pro-Christian if they did.

      Of course, I thought just reading Wikipedia about something you know proves it's unreliable
      The Wikipedia article does have links to outside sources.
      Take this for example
      Some groups within the Christian Right, such as the American Christian Zionists, believe the establishment of the state of Israel was a precursor to the Second Coming of Christ. They also claim that war between the Jews and Arabs was prophesied in the Bible.[52] Ed McAteer, founder of the Moral Majority, said of the current situation in the Middle East: "I believe that we are seeing prophecy unfold so rapidly and dramatically and wonderfully and, without exaggerating, makes me breathless."[52]

      Many people have criticized this view. One such critic, Israeli political analyst Yossi Alpher, said, "It’s not good for the Jews. We have to get God out of this conflict if we’re going to have any chance to survive as a healthy, secure Jewish state."[52]

      51.^ Our Legislative Agenda, Christian Coalition of America

      52.^ a b c "Zion's Christian Soldiers". CBS 60 Minutes. 2003-06-08. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/...in524268.shtml.
      I already had read something about those whacko elements of the Christian Right, and the article fitted what I could remember. LOOK: nothing is perfect, and you're an ass for expecting perfection. Insisting on perfection is going to earn you a screwball nomination. One Bad Pig, copy. Manwe, copy.

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      Re: June 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Augustine2004 View Post
      Screwball to YOU! Maybe the USFG was truthful this time, but we have no independent means of verification. And a screwball to One Bad Pig for degrinating Wikipedia especially my citations of Wikipedia articles then amening a post that slammed someone for questioning the USFG's account of an event, without giving verifiable reasons for his amen.
      Screwball to Augustine for whining like a little girl whenever someone disagrees with his ridiculous opinions.

      Geez, you sound like gharfish.
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      Yea, he sounds like Teluog's mom whenever we get into a lover's spat.

      ***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
      "I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011

      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Re: June 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
      Yea, he sounds like Teluog's mom whenever we get into a lover's spat.
      Die in a house fire.
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      Quote Originally posted by Meta Knight View Post
      Only 28? Clearly you're doing it wrong.
      A friend of mine has helped me build up an immunity. He can be in and out in an hour. I'm still not that good.
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      "America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
      "The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
      "Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
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      Re: June 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Teluog View Post
      Die in a house fire.
      Why would you want a perfectly good house to burn down like that?

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      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      Why would you want a perfectly good house to burn down like that?
      He's Canadian. Maybe he's protesting the postal strike.

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      Re: June 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Augustine2004 View Post
      LOOK: nothing is perfect, and you're an ass for expecting perfection. Insisting on perfection is going to earn you a screwball nomination. One Bad Pig, copy. Manwe, copy.
      I don't think anyone is expecting perfection, quite the opposite in fact. You have to read Wikipedia (and everything else for that matter) with discernment. A few wackos within a group does not make an entire government plot.

      But, given some of your previous posts, I did expect insults from you

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      Re: June 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by jpholding View Post
      Why would you want a perfectly good house to burn down like that?
      It's like Leviticus says, when something unclean such as the Horny Doofus or his mom enters a house, that house must be destroyed.
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      Re: June 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Teluog View Post
      It's like Leviticus says, when something unclean such as the Horny Doofus or his mom enters a house, that house must be destroyed.
      Sure that's not from the Book of 2 Opinions?
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      Quote Originally posted by Celebrian View Post
      I don't think anyone is expecting perfection, quite the opposite in fact. You have to read Wikipedia (and everything else for that matter) with discernment.
      Yes! I just don't understand why One Bad Pig keeps slamming my Wikipedia citiations. They are just to start with, for crying out aloud. Now if I seem like Manwe's wailing mom and someone says so, well, I'm going to complain about One Bad Pig's hoity toity attitude towards Internet sources whenever he complains about my citations without suggesting his preferred sources. Oh, maybe he is so supercilious that he actually doesn't have any. O what is one to do :waa:
      A few wackos within a group does not make an entire government plot.
      Huh?? The wackos can't do everything by themselves, is that what you are thinking? In any case, would you mind expanding on that, just to enlighten me?
      But, given some of your previous posts, I did expect insults from you
      I can be quite insulting when foolishness runs rampant. Teluog, for example, now there's a target.

      About enlightening me, I ask questions, because I am a creature seeking lightness. But unfortunately, creatures of darkness, such as Manwe, One Bad Pig, and Challenger Grim do nothing to bring light into Sty-gian corners. Or deliberately make people stumble about in the darkness.

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      Quote Originally posted by Augustine2004 View Post
      About enlightening me, I ask questions, because I am a creature seeking lightness. But unfortunately, creatures of darkness, such as Manwe, One Bad Pig, and Challenger Grim do nothing to bring light into Sty-gian corners. Or deliberately make people stumble about in the darkness.
      You sound like you been hiding in the Qumran caves for the last thousand years.
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      Quote Originally posted by RumTumTugger View Post
      that idiot judge
      Rum Tum Tugger actually insulted a gummit functionary!! *shriek* :faint:

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      Quote Originally posted by Teluog View Post
      You sound like you been hiding in the Qumran caves for the last thousand years.
      I'm trying to figure out why you would say that. Do people who hid in Qumran caves really write like that?

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      Wow. I feel sorry for OBP and CG. They've been put in the same group as the horny doofus.
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