The Juggalo creed and the 13 Juggalo Commandments

[Cu Mhorrigan]

Mind you I found the cleanest versions I could and then cleaned them up some more.

Heres the Juggalo Creed if ya wanna look at it...

I am a Juggalo...
I am an individual guided by Light...
I know who I am and who I want to be.
I recognize that the path to Shangri La
requires an open mind...
I shall not judge.

I am part of a Family...
I shall Love my Family as I would my blood.
I shall do my Family no harm as I know
what is done to others shall surely be done
to me...
I shall strive to honor my Family and
not disgrace their name...

I am a Ninja...
I have no Fear. I do not Fear the unknown
fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me
and the differences in others.
I shall meet adversity head on fore I am a Survivor.
Nothing can stop my Shine.

I am Human...
I recognize my flaws. I shall strive to change the
things I can control and seek strength for
the things I cannot.
I shall cherish the teachings of my ancestors
and the Family who have fallen before me

I have Love…
With Love there is Unity and Strength.
Love does not hurt nor does it seek to destroy.
I too, shall not hurt or seek to destroy.
With Love in my Heart, Love for my Family
and Love for the Carnival...

I shall find my path to Shangri La

O and Shagri-La is Heaven

And heres the 13 Juggalo Commandments if ya wanna take a look...

1.Thou shalt always holla a "whoop whoop" to let thy neighbor know you're around

2.Thou shalt not take the Dark Carnivals name in vain,else shall have ye head sliteth

3.Always stay true to thy Family as they shall be true to you

4.Thou shalt not base ye life or looks on mainstream perceptions

5.Thou shalt always keep ye mind wicked and wild

6.If called a "Freak, Crazy, Psycho, or Deranged, etc." thou shalt raise both middle fingers and say thanks

7.Thou shalt keep ye hatchet sharp and ready for haters

8.If thou be a true Juggalo/lette, Thou shall always represent with pride

9.Thou shalt not pass judgement on another, lest it is passed on you first

10.Thou shalt always keep a blunt rolled and a beer ready for thy Homies (Practice Hospitality)

11.Remember if thou art faketh, we shall braketh thy head in half

12.We are not against the world, the world is against us. So remember to keep them middle fingers ready

13.Be wut we wanna be,act how we wanna act,see wut we wanna see.

[Hamster]

oh my god

[Cu Mhorrigan]

oh my god

I know, it is hard to encompass the simplicity and the beauty of The creed and commandments...It's a beautiful thing.

[Hamster]

rename this thread "What if God was 14 Years Old?"

[Cu Mhorrigan]

rename this thread "What if God was 14 Years Old?"

hey Jesus was 12 when he first started teaching...and you folks still follow him ;)

[Chrawnus]

I am a Ninja...

Prepare to be keelhauled by our resident pirate crew.

[Cu Mhorrigan]

Ninjas NEVER EVER EVER DIE....

[Chrawnus]

Ninjas NEVER EVER EVER DIE....

Unfortunately for you, that only means that you can be keelhauled for all eternity.

[Pilgrim]

I can do better:

"Love the Lord your God with all your heart soul strength and mind, and love your neighbor as yourself. All of the law and prophets hang on these two commandments."

[Cu Mhorrigan]

I can do better:

"Love the Lord your God with all your heart soul strength and mind, and love your neighbor as yourself. All of the law and prophets hang on these two commandments."

too vague; it leaves too much room for interpretation and noone really lives up to them anyway.

[Pilgrim]

See I love it. It's almost eastern in its feel because of it's vagueness, like something one might have read of Lao Tzu. Though I'd argue that loving your neighbor as yourself is a pretty high standard to begin with and not that vague at all.

[Hamster]

I can do better:

"Love the Lord your God with all your heart soul strength and mind, and love your neighbor as yourself. All of the law and prophets hang on these two commandments."

Whoever wrote that probably didn't even dress like a clown

[Cu Mhorrigan]

Whoever wrote that probably didn't even dress like a clown

Yeah it'snot like clowns and other tricksters never have any kind of spiritual insight...Not at all.

[Hamster]

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Yeah it'snot like clowns and other tricksters never have any kind of spiritual insight...Not at all.

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[Bill the Cat]

I shall find my path to Shangri La

O and Shagri-La is Heaven

Yeah, but it's guarded by Yeti!