August 2011 Screwballs

[jpholding]

My little bro notes a screwy grammatical ambiguity:

I think the people behind the Goof Off stain remover made a screwy slogan: "The Miracle Remover!" Who'd want to remove a miracle?

http://www.goofoffstainremover.com/

[jpholding]

Loftus hasn't mentioned my blog and hardly mentions TWeb or Tektonics at DC. What am I to conclude from that?

Same here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[jpholding]

http://www.tektoonics.com/test/parody/july11scr.html

July feature up.

[Darth Ovious]

Screwball to the anti-bronies.

(Especially since we know Manwe is really a brony in denial)

You might want to watch My Little Pony because you are a big girls blouse but don't give the rest of us a screwball nomination because we don't want to be feminised whimps or little girly boys.

[moreta]

Loftus hasn't mentioned my blog and hardly mentions TWeb or Tektonics at DC. What am I to conclude from that?

Same here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

You're a couple of real scary guys!!!!

[Challenger Grim]

You might want to watch My Little Pony because you are a big girls blouse but don't give the rest of us a screwball nomination because we don't want to be feminised whimps or little girly boys.

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[Darth Ovious]

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I hadn't realised that you applied for a sex change operation.

[Challenger Grim]

I hadn't realised that you applied for a sex change operation.

I moved beyond sex long ago. Do not concern me with such trifling mortal matters.

[Darth Ovious]

I moved beyond sex long ago. Do not concern me with such trifling mortal matters.

I thought big girly boys like you argued that gender was a social construct.

[Challenger Grim]

I thought big girly boys like you argued that gender was a social construct.

Preposterous! Big boys like me create our own social constructs.

[Rational Gaze]

Here's something for ChallengerGrim that I found on my friend Lee's Minecraft public server:
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I didn't make it. I did, however, make this:
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[Darth Ovious]

Preposterous! Big boys like me create our own social constructs.

Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightning.

(Also, see if you can name the movie that quote comes from).

[Challenger Grim]

Four year old article from Derb hits a few screwball bells.

(should really consider the whole thing )

http://johnderbyshire.com/Reviews/Religion/religionofpeace.html

A sensibly exclusionist, separationist policy like Japan's is therefore not available to us, because of our principles — those principles Spencer tells us are rooted in Christian thinking, those principles that send our author into such raptures of cultural superiority. Well, well: Christianity got its start as a religion of slaves. Perhaps it is fated to end the same way.

© source where applicable

Seems to me that JPH's descendant will be able to make a sequel to TIF, pointing out how Christianity continues to survive in the face of it's proclaimed destructions.

[Soyeong]

I have an idea. Why don't we all start posting on DC, and parody John, i.e. keep incessantly urging people to buy "our" books, talking egotistically and narcissistically about ourselves, and repeatedly including the phrase "By the way, have I mentioned my book?" at the end of every paragraph.

That would only serve to further feed his ego.

[rogue06]

Has anyone asked Loftus if he is a brony?