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August 18th 2011, 07:35 PM #1
Reality Check & whether Paul existed and other fun stuff
How about a Screwball Award for:
1) Someone who thinks the Earth is 3,000 years old
2) Believes in talking snakes, unicorns, dead men combing back to life, people walking on water
3) Believes that he is excused from all "sin" thanks to a disgusting human sacrifice that occured 2,000 years ago in a barbaric backwater
Etc etc. not to mention the hate-filled biggetry of "Paul" (if such a person even existed...)
Or how about someone that never responds to YouTube arguments but instead just makes fun of other's people's videos or laughs at them just because some dog barked in the background etc?
Face it Holding, your Xtian fairy-tales are deliousins that have been utterley ripped apart by modern science. Your "apologetics" are no different than someone being an "apologists" for the Emperor with No Clothes. I'm here to make you face up to your deliousins in the Zombie God one and for all.
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August 18th 2011, 07:38 PM #2
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
OH goody.
Fresh meat."One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright
"Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
— Robert A. Heinlein
"America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
"The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
"Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
— Jonah Goldberg
Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.
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August 18th 2011, 07:39 PM #3
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
Three thousand? You're the screwie, here.
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August 18th 2011, 07:43 PM #4
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
Someone who thinks the Earth is 3,000 years old...(if such a person even existedProlonged Trauma Damages the Parts of the Brain that Handle Language!
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August 18th 2011, 07:47 PM #5
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
Oh? Then how old? 6,000? Yeah, that makes a big diference in how ridiculous xtian myths are
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August 18th 2011, 07:51 PM #6
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August 18th 2011, 07:51 PM #7
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
It helps to get yer facts straight first.
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August 18th 2011, 07:52 PM #8
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
Shorter xtians: "You mistakenley called my imaginary unicorn yellow, when everyone know's hes pink!"
And there are no "facts" to get straight with xtianity, its just a bunch of blood-stained Middle Eastern myths concokted by illiterate barbarian pesants.
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August 18th 2011, 07:56 PM #9
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
if there are no facts, why did you correct yourself?
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August 18th 2011, 07:57 PM #10
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
Do you believe in the talking snake?
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August 18th 2011, 08:01 PM #11
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
Prolonged Trauma Damages the Parts of the Brain that Handle Language!
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August 18th 2011, 08:02 PM #12
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
yes, I'm talking to one now.

i.e. you changed the subject.
Please explain why you don't think Paul of Tarsus existed. I mean, he wrote letters.Tektonics Research - All content, no jokes.
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August 18th 2011, 08:06 PM #13
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
Name one secular source that confirms the existence of Paul (or was it Saul?) or Tarsus. Have fun!
BTW, the vast majority of those letters have already turned out to be forgereis. Even most xtian scholars agree with me on this.
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August 18th 2011, 08:07 PM #14
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
lolthe vast majority of those letters have already turned out to be forgereis. Even most xtian scholars agree with me on thisProlonged Trauma Damages the Parts of the Brain that Handle Language!
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August 18th 2011, 08:08 PM #15
Re: August 2011 Screwballs
Yep. Someone like that deserves a screwball. Good thing none of us believe that.
Never read the E-block article on this did you? You are aware that some of us do not believe it to be a literal talking snake. Oh wait. No you're not. You're a fundie.2) Believes in talking snakes,
Nope. Don't believe in those.unicorns,
Got an argument against miracles? I hope you have something better than Hume. I don't really care for question-begging.dead men combing back to life, people walking on water
Not excused. Forgiven.3) Believes that he is excused from all "sin"
Yep. It was disgusting and it did happen in Jerusalem and it was barbaric. It was also noted by Josephus and Tacitus.thanks to a disgusting human sacrifice that occured 2,000 years ago in a barbaric backwater
That's "bigotry" oh moronic one.Etc etc. not to mention the hate-filled biggetry of "Paul" (if such a person even existed...)
And you're a Paul-myther? Who in modern scholarship is taking such a view? Bart Ehrman I'm sure is laughing right now.
Let us know when you find that person.Or how about someone that never responds to YouTube arguments but instead just makes fun of other's people's videos or laughs at them just because some dog barked in the background etc?
[QUOTE] Face it Holding, your Xtian fairy-tales are deliousins that have been utterley ripped apart by modern science. [/QUOTE[
Category fallacy. Science deals with various areas of matter depending on the methodology used. An astronomer and a geologist both study the Earth but by different methods. This is dealing in philosophy and history which can use the information of natural science but cannot be disproven by natural science.
btw, could you define science?
Please please do! You're already a laugh riot!Your "apologetics" are no different than someone being an "apologists" for the Emperor with No Clothes. I'm here to make you face up to your deliousins in the Zombie God one and for all.
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