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      Reality Check & whether Paul existed and other fun stuff

      How about a Screwball Award for:

      1) Someone who thinks the Earth is 3,000 years old

      2) Believes in talking snakes, unicorns, dead men combing back to life, people walking on water

      3) Believes that he is excused from all "sin" thanks to a disgusting human sacrifice that occured 2,000 years ago in a barbaric backwater

      Etc etc. not to mention the hate-filled biggetry of "Paul" (if such a person even existed...)

      Or how about someone that never responds to YouTube arguments but instead just makes fun of other's people's videos or laughs at them just because some dog barked in the background etc?

      Face it Holding, your Xtian fairy-tales are deliousins that have been utterley ripped apart by modern science. Your "apologetics" are no different than someone being an "apologists" for the Emperor with No Clothes. I'm here to make you face up to your deliousins in the Zombie God one and for all.

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      OH goody.

      Fresh meat.
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      "Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      Three thousand? You're the screwie, here.
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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      Someone who thinks the Earth is 3,000 years old...(if such a person even existed
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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      Oh? Then how old? 6,000? Yeah, that makes a big diference in how ridiculous xtian myths are

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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Reality Check View Post
      Oh? Then how old? 6,000? Yeah, that makes a big diference in how ridiculous xtian myths are
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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      It helps to get yer facts straight first.
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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      Shorter xtians: "You mistakenley called my imaginary unicorn yellow, when everyone know's hes pink!"

      And there are no "facts" to get straight with xtianity, its just a bunch of blood-stained Middle Eastern myths concokted by illiterate barbarian pesants.

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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      if there are no facts, why did you correct yourself?
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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      Do you believe in the talking snake?

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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Reality Check View Post
      Shorter xtians: "You mistakenley called my imaginary unicorn yellow, when everyone know's hes pink!"
      Actually its "I'm incapable of retaining even basic information about your beliefs and views, but here's my loud opinion about them. Barbaric Bronze Age Sacrifice Spaghetti monster!!!"
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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      yes, I'm talking to one now.

      i.e. you changed the subject.

      Please explain why you don't think Paul of Tarsus existed. I mean, he wrote letters.
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      Re: August 2011 Screwballs

      Name one secular source that confirms the existence of Paul (or was it Saul?) or Tarsus. Have fun!

      BTW, the vast majority of those letters have already turned out to be forgereis. Even most xtian scholars agree with me on this.

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      the vast majority of those letters have already turned out to be forgereis. Even most xtian scholars agree with me on this
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      Quote Originally posted by Reality Check View Post
      How about a Screwball Award for:

      1) Someone who thinks the Earth is 3,000 years old
      Yep. Someone like that deserves a screwball. Good thing none of us believe that.

      2) Believes in talking snakes,
      Never read the E-block article on this did you? You are aware that some of us do not believe it to be a literal talking snake. Oh wait. No you're not. You're a fundie.

      unicorns,
      Nope. Don't believe in those.

      dead men combing back to life, people walking on water
      Got an argument against miracles? I hope you have something better than Hume. I don't really care for question-begging.

      3) Believes that he is excused from all "sin"
      Not excused. Forgiven.

      thanks to a disgusting human sacrifice that occured 2,000 years ago in a barbaric backwater
      Yep. It was disgusting and it did happen in Jerusalem and it was barbaric. It was also noted by Josephus and Tacitus.

      Etc etc. not to mention the hate-filled biggetry of "Paul" (if such a person even existed...)
      That's "bigotry" oh moronic one.

      And you're a Paul-myther? Who in modern scholarship is taking such a view? Bart Ehrman I'm sure is laughing right now.

      Or how about someone that never responds to YouTube arguments but instead just makes fun of other's people's videos or laughs at them just because some dog barked in the background etc?
      Let us know when you find that person.

      [QUOTE] Face it Holding, your Xtian fairy-tales are deliousins that have been utterley ripped apart by modern science. [/QUOTE[

      Category fallacy. Science deals with various areas of matter depending on the methodology used. An astronomer and a geologist both study the Earth but by different methods. This is dealing in philosophy and history which can use the information of natural science but cannot be disproven by natural science.

      btw, could you define science?

      Your "apologetics" are no different than someone being an "apologists" for the Emperor with No Clothes. I'm here to make you face up to your deliousins in the Zombie God one and for all.
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