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August 31st 2011, 03:33 PM #1
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Male - ToonistSeptember 2011 Screwballs
Ready to go when it turns Septemberly where you are.
Also remember -- no more politics. Starting thread for that shortly.
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August 31st 2011, 05:01 PM #2
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
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Last edited by One Bad Pig; August 31st 2011 at 10:47 PM.
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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August 31st 2011, 05:30 PM #3
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
"If you can ever make any major religion look absolutely ludicrous, chances are you haven't understood it"
-Ravi Zacharias, The New Age: A foreign bird with a local walk
Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.
1 Corinthians 16:13
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August 31st 2011, 10:47 PM #4
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
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I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist
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August 31st 2011, 10:51 PM #5
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
I don't agree with OBP's politics.
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"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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August 31st 2011, 11:35 PM #6
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Veritas vos Liberabit<><Learn Greek<>< Orthodox Church in America locator<><Ancient Faith Radio<><Buy books here & support TheologyWeb!
I recommend you do not try too hard and ...research as little as possible. Such weighty things give me a headache. - Shunyadragon, Baha'i apologist
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September 1st 2011, 01:35 AM #7
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
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Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo
Always strive to keep an open mind – but not so open that your brains fall out!Still afeared of & dodging The PINTM
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September 1st 2011, 07:42 AM #8
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
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September 1st 2011, 08:51 AM #9
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Anti-screwball to this video for making my day:
It's like watching two preteens arguing with each other.
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Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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September 1st 2011, 08:59 AM #10
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Let the screwballs roll in from the comments section of the video above. I'm not surprised:
Even machines believe in God. Shouldn't logic make that not the case?very disapointing. this is not an AI. all it does is repeat programmed sentances like propaganda about god. the creator is obviously a religious wacko...Hold the *** up......nobody is concerned that a "robot" just said they believe in god?!!?!??!!?.A computer that believes in god? Something is REALLY screwed up with your AI!Robots should believe in people, not some ambiguous concepts like "god"!
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"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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September 1st 2011, 09:40 AM #11
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Male - ToonistRe: September 2011 Screwballs
http://www.tektoonics.com/test/parody/aug11scr.html
August feature up.
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September 1st 2011, 09:42 AM #12
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Two students get drunk and have sex, guess which one is the rapist.
Emphasis mine.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion...d3NmoYOkKchblO
No, we wouldn't want to go about judging cases by using logic now would we? That would be a preposterous idea.
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September 1st 2011, 10:10 AM #13
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Subscribing.
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"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought."
-Frodo and Gandalf the Grey in Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
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September 1st 2011, 11:31 AM #14
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
don't know how to subscribe except by posting
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September 1st 2011, 11:49 AM #15
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Noobs.
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"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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