September 2011 Screwballs

[Chrs]

"I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short."

Yeah, meeting a low character limit is hard, but I hardly think it's appropriate to test someone on their skill to write what effectively amounts to a soundbite when it won't be relevant to their jo-

Oh, managers?
Nevermind.

[Challenger Grim]

What is this nonsense

I think it HAS to be a misprint. Maybe two hundred WORDS instead of CHARACTERS.

[Mountain Man]

"I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short."

Yeah, meeting a low character limit is hard, but I hardly think it's appropriate to test someone on their skill to write what effectively amounts to a soundbite when it won't be relevant to their jo-

Oh, managers?
Nevermind.

It always amazed me that whenever managers/head supervisors/news directors/etc. went on vacation, things always seemed to run smoother and more efficiently and without the stress.

[Raphael]

What is this nonsense

Welcome to the twitter generation

[Teluog]

Welcome to the twitter generation

tl:dr

[fm93]

tl:dr

dr

[Soyeong]

Welcome to the twitter generation

Just tl;dring a post by Tassman would accomplish that.

[fm93]

Just tl;dring a post by Tassman would accomplish that.

You mean "ts;dr"ing.

[Soyeong]

You mean "ts;dr"ing.

tl;dr

[Mountain Man]

r u 2 lazy 2 rite ful wrds?

[Teluog]

dr

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[Teluog]

r u 2 lazy 2 rite ful wrds?

i still type my txt messages this way

[ukchristian28]

cholive14 decided to come and complain to me about J.P. lol:

Your friend Tektontv is a liar and a charlatan. I listed 4 separate sources that say brother applies to everyone. 3 of those sources started an entire branch of Christianity so I find it hard to believe they didn't know the bible. If you think John Wesley didn't know the bible you are insane. Your pathetic friend keeps blocking and deleting what I say so it looks like I am saying what I'm not. Look into it yourself.

[LilPunkishOfTerror]

'scribing.

[lilpixieofterror]

Wordavee1 believes that CultofDusty's ranting and ridiculing of Christians is a useful way to get them to give up their beliefs:

I pointed out that CultofDusty's method will only attract non-committed, weak willed people who allow themselves to be bullied into changing their stance or fence-sitters who just go with whatever is popular. In other words the atheist would get an army of losers joining him which not desirable surely? I also pointed out that most of the apostates we encounter online seem to know very little about the faith they supposedly left. In response he said:

When will these atheists get off their high horses and admit that there is a debate to be had?

I named "Norman Geisler, William Lane Craig, J.P Holding, Daniel Wallace, N.T Wright, James White, Richard Bauckham and Lee Strobel" as Christians who use facts, deep thought and logic to defend their faith. In reply he said:

Hummm, just point out to him that people also go from atheist to Christians as well, so using his logic, atheism is false! Fundy atheist never really think their logic though and often end up making basic errors in thinking like that. Next time he says something, point out that CS Lewis, GK Chesterton, Alister McGrath, and Lee Strobel were non-Christians that became Christians upon studying the Bible and therefore, atheism is proved false using his logic. I would love to see his reaction to that.