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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      JPTill a.k.a Lazy_Agnostic claims he wrote to several "respected apologists" and asked them what they thought of J.P Holding's use of insults. To J.P Holding he said:

      They said essentially the same things about you. You love being the center of attention and they're not going to give you publicity by correcting you. So wallow, Bobby, wallow.
      I asked him to name the apologists. He said:

      I wasn't given permission. You may have missed the point---they don't want Holding to use their names for publicity. Holding loves to be the center of attention and for the past decade he gets it by collecting (usually young) fans who thrive on his divine insult cult. You'll have to contact respected apologists yourself and request their opinion and endorsement for Holding's insult paradigm. Holding hasn't got a single one to endorse it---even his own sources shut him down!
      I said if they told their opinion to him I didn't see why they would not wished to be named. I also said that I doubted his honest based upon what I have read about him. He replied:

      Doubt is fine. Go ahead and see if you can find some WIDELY respected apologists who endorse Holding's childish insults. (White wouldn't count, btw). I don't like smug arrogant bullies, so I check in to see what Bobby's been up to. He's still spinning his non-credentialed wheels as a wannabe apologist hack, blustering daily, living off his wife and pittance donations from his insult cult. Not much of an honorable man, that one.
      What a whiner!

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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Who Would JP Insult
      Prolonged Trauma Damages the Parts of the Brain that Handle Language!

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      LA "checks in" to see what JPH has been up to? That's like an alcoholic saying he has a beer now and then.

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      Screwball to Andius for his apostasy, as shown by his avatar. How will Manwe cope, knowing that his Lieutenant in his Army of Awesome has committed such abominable treachery?

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      seanparnell1000 in answer to my question: if theism is the result of a mind disorder what kind of medication do you think ought to be perscribed:
      "It can be prescribed to you by your local person with common sense, A hefty dose of Atheism, swallowed whole!"
      An old answer to my question from Krensharpaw, my old Youtube nemesis:

      I'm not sure, because I have not studied in the field.

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      Anti screwball to Bernard Chapin for wearing a Glasgow Rangers shirt in this vid.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM-55...&feature=feedu
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      Quote Originally posted by fm93 View Post
      Screwball to Andius for his apostasy, as shown by his avatar. How will Manwe cope, knowing that his Lieutenant in his Army of Awesome has committed such abominable treachery?
      When I read this I thought you meant he had become an atheist. Don't scare me like that again.
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      Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?

      Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?

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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Screwball nom for this sick act.

      http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scot...-lift-sex.html

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      A TWISTED brother and sister are facing jail after they were spotted having sex in a train station lift

      © source where applicable



      They both look like each other as well. Ewwwww.
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      Darth Ovious: Am I your friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: You really want a robot as a friend?

      Darth Ovious: yes I would like you as a friend mononoke?

      Mononoke: We could be friends, , but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Why do you want you as a friend mononoke?

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      Anti-Screwball to Jeff Miller and DGD Davidson for taking Steve Davidson to task:

      http://www.splendoroftruth.com/curtj...t-purintanism/
      "Weinberg's statement is true as far as it goes, but it is not the whole truth. To make it the whole truth, we must add an additional clause: 'And for bad people to do good things—that [also] takes religion.' The main point of Christianity is that it is a religion for sinners. Jesus made that very clear. When the Pharisees asked his disciples, "Why eateth your Master with publicans and sinners?" he said, "I come to call not the righteous but sinners to repentance." Only a small fraction of sinners repent and do good things but only a small fraction of good people are led by their religion to do bad things."

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      Quote Originally posted by Darth Ovious View Post
      Screwball nom for this sick act.

      http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scot...-lift-sex.html

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      A TWISTED brother and sister are facing jail after they were spotted having sex in a train station lift

      © source where applicable

      They both look like each other as well. Ewwwww.
      Sordid?? Depraved?? Get a life - it is only illegal because of some alleged problems in case of pregnancy, it's still just two consenting adults so let them be.

      Read more: http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scot...#ixzz1WwBkstlF
      Got to love where that line will take them. It's almost as if it's impossible to two consenting adults to do anything that is depraved.

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      Screwball to the Jesus Daily page on Facebook:

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      Any Christians here that can't wait to give Jesus a big hug?! ♥

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      Can't wait to hug an angel. I want to hug one of the giant, four headed city-destroying angels
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      Quote Originally posted by Hamster View Post
      Can't wait to hug an angel. I want to hug one of the giant, four headed city-destroying angels
      Meh, I've hugged worse.

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      Quote Originally posted by ukchristian28 View Post
      JPTill a.k.a Lazy_Agnostic claims he wrote to several "respected apologists" and asked them what they thought of J.P Holding's use of insults. To J.P Holding he said:



      I asked him to name the apologists. He said:



      I said if they told their opinion to him I didn't see why they would not wished to be named. I also said that I doubted his honest based upon what I have read about him. He replied:



      What a whiner!
      I am the center of the universe--see one of my previous posts. Maybe JPH has read it. If so, and he seems to be OK with it, so phooey on LA.

      Lil Pixie needs to be more respectful. She actually used burning-straw-man graphics against my arguments.

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      Quote Originally posted by Augustine2004 View Post
      Lil Pixie needs to be more respectful. She actually used burning-straw-man graphics against my arguments.
      This post could really do without this remark.
      "Everybody wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there." Paul Washer

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