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      Screwy Bronies Split (second try)

      CG. Have you come over to the side of the Bronies?
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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by ApologiaPhoenix View Post
      CG. Have you come over to the side of the Bronies?
      Wanna be. Haven't yet gone through full initiation.

      But discord is voiced by John De Lancie (Q himself) so how can he NOT apply to me?
      "One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright

      "Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
      — Robert A. Heinlein

      "America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
      "The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
      "Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
      Jonah Goldberg

      Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.

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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Your mom is a Bronie.
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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Challenger Grim View Post
      Wanna be. Haven't yet gone through full initiation.

      But discord is voiced by John De Lancie (Q himself) so how can he NOT apply to me?
      You are missing out on the great joys of Bronydom.
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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord!" by I will say to them, "Depart from me you watchers of ponies, I never knew you."

      ***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
      "I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011

      Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
      Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'

      'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'

      The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien

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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo View Post
      Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord!" by I will say to them, "Depart from me you watchers of ponies, I never knew you."
      Impossible. We have word from the Big Man Himself.



      Also, how can I woo the creator:

      If I don't research her shows? (oh yes Faust... one day...)
      "One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright

      "Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
      — Robert A. Heinlein

      "America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
      "The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
      "Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
      Jonah Goldberg

      Virgins get tossed into Volcanoes because sinners have the majority vote.

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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Challenger Grim View Post
      Impossible. We have word from the Big Man Himself.
      Are you suggesting that My Little Pony is a gift from God?

      Also, just in case it should pass people's attention, I am setting someone up for a perfectly legitimate Clerks 2 reference. It's a shame to have to break character and point this out, but it should save me secretly wishing small amounts of ill on someone for not making the right reference.
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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Challenger Grim View Post
      Also, how can I woo the creator: If I don't research her shows?
      Ask Manw
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      Words uttered to incite an all in brawl. Whoever says the words 'Crab Battle' will usually be spear tackled to the ground by anyone else present, and all parties will then engage in a fight to the death.


      Reality untouchable, transparent, invisible to our fixed, restricted fields of vision. Existence taken for granted, absolute. Possessed, owned, controlled by the common sense-infected rational gaze, onward forever we walk among the ignorant. Never stray from the common lines.

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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post

      Ask Manw
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      Exactly where I learned my lesson on what NOT to do.
      "One develops a cool and ironic sense of bitter humor, as well as a bloated ego, and this personality characteristic is the defining trait of atheists ancient and modern. If there is a meek and humble atheist or sorcerer brimming with the milk of human kindness, I have yet to meet him." -John C Wright

      "Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”"
      — Robert A. Heinlein

      "America's political system used to be about the pursuit of happiness. Now More and more of us want to stop chasing it and have it delivered."
      "The government cannot love you, and any politics that works on a different assumption is destined for no good."
      "Government money only pays for the "liberties" the government thinks you should have, and therefore it can determine how you exercise them. That turns liberties into privileges dispensed at the whim of the state."
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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      I sense an incoming denominational split of epic proportions on the horizon, upon which the debate will be:

      Does the Lord approve or loathes the Friendship is Magic series? THAT is the question....

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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      MLP-God.jpg

      And if you don't understand why...

      MLP.jpg
      Nuff said
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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by rogue06 View Post
      MLP-God.jpg

      And if you don't understand why...

      MLP.jpg
      Nuff said
      Looks to be Gen 2 or 3, not 4 (the current series). That's the old Rainbow Dash cutie mark. Besides, our RD wouldn't get caught dead near a feather boa.
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      Re: September 2011 Screwballs

      Quote Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post
      Are you suggesting that My Little Pony is a gift from God?
      The ponies exist.
      Therefore God exists.

      I hear Craig will start using this argument in his Reasonable Faith tour. We should expect the U.K. to be entirely theist at the end then if he does.
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      Let's not lose sight of the important stuff in all of this, like getting CG to watch the Ponies.
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