Screwy Bronies Split (second try)

[rogue06]

Bronies need to eat bacon. It sure couldn't hurt.

[Raphael]

something seems to have broken the space time continuum

[Andius]

Uh... read start of the thread?

Oh, I thought that by the time of this post, you had already advanced a bit.

Righto! At the moment, it seems that the creators of MLP FiM have relaxed in persecuting people uploading the videos, and it seems they have allowed this one channel to upload all the episodes (Including the latest ones from Season 2, given how the Discord episodes are up and ready to be watched). Here is the channel;

http://www.youtube.com/user/FAQMetaOmega

To get you kickstarted, here is the 1st episode of Season 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qOoYUF9vK4

All the episodes are linked together for your convenience, just click on the next one when ready to get to it. ^^

Enjoy!

[Andius]

You are just an evil bronyist who wants to push your toonligion in my face! I am forced to fight against you to protect my civil rights!

Civil Rights? HAH

In the dominions of broniehood, you have none that Princess Celestia does not will!

Give in Sparko, your resistance only stands in the way of justice, harmony and friendship!

[Andius]

Bronies need to eat bacon. It sure couldn't hurt.

No complaints there. I still love and revere bacon.

[One Bad Pig]

That is the lamest pseudo-Cyrillic I've ever had the displeasure of viewing.

[Andius]

That is the lamest pseudo-Cyrillic I've ever had the displeasure of viewing.

I take it you actually understand cyrillic script? (Seeing how you have an adherence to Russian Orthodoxy.)

[One Bad Pig]

I take it you actually understand cyrillic script? (Seeing how you have an adherence to Russian Orthodoxy.)

Actually, no. I can just about puzzle out names on icons, but that's it. When the Carpatho-Russians emigrated to the US, they developed a transliterated text so they could use Latin-type printing presses. That's what's used in our Slavonic texts. Most parishes now use little Slavonic, however. I'm relatively more familiar with Greek, which is also used a little bit.

[Epoetker]

My Little Pony was always about teaching foolish feminism to girls at a very young age by telling them that friendship and sisterhood was all they needed to overcome demon-creatures, instead of, you know, angels, or heavy artillery, or the combined exorcising force of a focused Care Bear Stare. (Yes, the first Care Bears movie was better than MLP in any iteration.)

The Power Rangers always had the basic idea right: To fight giant monsters, you need giant robots. To fight a crazy witch with a Gro-staff, you need a disembodied head-creature with awesome skills at recruiting teenagers with attitudes and a robot assistant that knows which teleport buttons to push. And a catchy metal theme song. It's just basic logic.

If I want to watch a show about a unicorn with good writing I'll go watch The Adventures of Unico, which is actually both creative and affecting:

[ApologiaPhoenix]

Did anyone hear something?

[Teluog]

Did anyone hear something?

Yeah, I heard someone say, "Bronies suck."

[Epoetker]

Yeah, I heard someone say, "Bronies suck."

Technically I was saying "IT'S BEEN DONE, AND DONE BETTER!"

But that too.

[Chrs]

My Little Pony was always about teaching foolish feminism

9 words! My guess upon seeing that you'd posted in this thread was a paragraph - but you did it in half a sentence. Good job, Epo. You never disappoint.

[shadowmaster]

Many will say to me on that day, "Lord, Lord!" by I will say to them, "Depart from me you watchers of ponies, I never knew you."

And he will say" "is that the horny doofus speaking?"

[Challenger Grim]

And he will say" "is that the horny doofus speaking?"

"...Impossible, I made that model specifically not to speak."

My Little Pony was always about teaching foolish feminism to girls at a very young age by telling them that friendship and sisterhood was all they needed to overcome demon-creatures, instead of, you know, angels, or heavy artillery, or the combined exorcising force of a focused Care Bear Stare. (Yes, the first Care Bears movie was better than MLP in any iteration.)

The Power Rangers always had the basic idea right: To fight giant monsters, you need giant robots. To fight a crazy witch with a Gro-staff, you need a disembodied head-creature with awesome skills at recruiting teenagers with attitudes and a robot assistant that knows which teleport buttons to push. And a catchy metal theme song. It's just basic logic.

If I want to watch a show about a unicorn with good writing I'll go watch The Adventures of Unico, which is actually both creative and affecting:

Oh you're just quoting from the cracked.com article:
7 Badass Cartoon Villains Who Lost to Retarded Heroes.

While boys were taught that evil giant transforming robots could only be defeated with other giant transforming robots, girls were taught that evil could be defeated with the power of rainbows and flamboyant song and dance. Which one better prepared their audience for the real world? If you'd like to find out, go perform a choreographed song and dance number in the middle of the highway while a semi bares down on you. In your final moments of consciousness, imagine how much more terrifying this would all be if that semi was sentient.

Provide credit and citation, Epo.

And actually, FiM already seems better (got through the first two episodes). The first villain had to be taken out with teamwork and camaraderie. Pretty much lesson 0 of every military.