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September 27th 2011, 10:15 PM #31
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Male - TrinitarianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Silly little horny doofus. We all know you're fighting hard to resist becoming a brony. Give in!
Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo
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September 27th 2011, 10:17 PM #32
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
I gave the show a chance. It failed.
Jesus hates ponies.
***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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September 27th 2011, 10:21 PM #33
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Male - TrinitarianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Someone fill a bucket and ask the horny doofus what's wet and clueless.
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September 27th 2011, 10:23 PM #34
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Wet and clueless? A fish.
Horny and clueless? TwilightPrincess, err, Phoenix.
***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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September 27th 2011, 10:26 PM #35
Strawberry milk FTW!
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo
Originally posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
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September 27th 2011, 10:28 PM #36
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Blasphemy, interpolation, and heresy.
***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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September 27th 2011, 10:43 PM #37
Strawberry milk FTW!
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo
411px-Shrugpony_derpy_hooves_by_moongazeponies-d3cvjx6.png Originally posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
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September 27th 2011, 10:46 PM #38
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
If you take the name of the Lord Professor in vain, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
***Rest in peace, Curtmudgeon!***
"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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September 27th 2011, 10:48 PM #39
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
So, you're implying that the great Tolkien hates ponies? Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo
Hitler hates ponies.
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September 27th 2011, 10:55 PM #40
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Master, I implore you to reconsider please! Originally posted by Manwë Súlimo
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September 27th 2011, 10:56 PM #41
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September 27th 2011, 10:57 PM #42
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
I've already shown you grace for your, uh, misstep because of your faithful service, Lieutenant. Don't push it.
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"I hate Manwe's posts because I hate babies and America." --Augustine2004, August 6, 2011
Then Morgoth turned upon Húrin, and he said: 'Fool, little among Men, and they are the least of all that speak! Have you seen the Valar, or measured the power of Manwë and Varda?
Do you know the reach of their thought? Or do you think, perhaps, that their thought is upon you, and that they may shield you from afar?'
'I know not,' said Húrin. 'Yet so it might be, if they willed. For the Elder King shall not be dethroned while Arda endures.'
The Words of Húrin and Morgoth, "The Children of Húrin" by J.R.R. Tolkien
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September 27th 2011, 11:28 PM #43
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Male - TrinitarianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
I really think Andius should switch his loyalty to Rayado.
And also, we need the screenshot up of when the horny doofus had the Princess Celestia avatar.
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September 28th 2011, 12:05 AM #44
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Male - evangelicalRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Screwball to the direction that this thread has taken.
Also, Bronies sucks. Canada is awesome."Everybody wants to go to heaven. They just don't want God to be there when they get there." Paul Washer
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September 28th 2011, 12:17 AM #45
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Male - ChristianRe: September 2011 Screwballs
Apostate. Originally posted by Chrawnus
Let me remind you of what scripture says: "The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons."
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