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      Re: November 2011 Screwballs

      Amos is back, railing against those who aren't KJO:

      Quote Originally posted by Amos View Post
      duh, what a hoax, typical of the fallen modern day christian cultist, lies and more lies, the so call christian believer that doesn't believe. Your unbelief is astonding, double speak, double minded and totally blinded to the word of truth, hope someone pulls you out before it is to late.

      speaking of things you don't understand, calling God's words something less than pure, gee wiz you just declared yourself god
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      The absolute preponderance of evidence against what you claim is so overwhelming that the only conclusion that anyone who knows what they are talking about is that you have not bothered to even turn over one rock in your search for the truth. If you are a Christian all I can ascertain is you also have fallen away and are offended by the word of God. You seem to be ashamed of God’s word and speak against thinks you know not of, calling his pure words something other than what it is, which illustrate that you only believe in the strong delusion you deserve. You need oil in your vessel as does all your amen boys; but I expect you will continue your slumber and will find yourselves in a precarious position when your lamp dies out.
      A couple of things maybe you might want to put your finger on what you can rightfully claim is the inspired, inerrant and infallible word of God, I expect you don’t have one, and will find yourself again ashamed not having rightfully divided the word of God! But of course you have taken your precocious position that God is a liar and you know the truth better than he, as does your amen boys. Next I don’t have to prove a thing to anyone who his not willing to basically not be ignorant of self evident substance ascribed by the word of God itself; besides, you were the one babbling your mouth off about ridiculous assumptions base on absurd conclusions of the precepts of men.
      Finally, the King James Bible (the only Holy Bible) is not a translation in the prevalence you so blindly assert it is, rather it is the word of God, and God doesn’t need to translate it from your declared originals, rather because of the hardness of the heart of man he purified it seven time as silver is tried so are you if you would only believe. Unbelief is your hindrance as it has infected the people called by his name wherein you stand with modern day Christian cults (any so called group of believers who don’t use the King James only); you must be born again of an incorruptible word, otherwise it would have better that you had not know the way of salvation and then turn from it. God’s word has been around and finish since the beginning of time and has he promise he would turn it to us so we could be in one consent, yet some would not hear.
      I don’t consider you a bad person but just a minion of those who use you like merchandise in this spiritual battle, I hope this encourages you to revaluate all you have been told and programmed to falsely believe. The paradigm is bigger than you understand and unbelief is keeping you in the full spectrum dominance that the subtilty of the serpent deceived Eve with.
      There's some truly special irony in this one (emphasis mine):
      Quote Originally posted by Amos View Post
      When coming into these discussions and dealing with the attitudes like you have I will refuse to be entangle with the ridiculous assumptions you hold, it like arguing with someone saying up is down and down is up, so if you refuse to receive the truth live in whatever lie you want and see were that gets you.
      It is astounding how immature your demands for me to explain to you why you are willing ignorant. It’s not up to me to explain anything to you, I just preach the word; if you can’t handle the truth don’t complain to me.
      All those that reject God’s word, (the King James Bible) are in simple unbelief and that’s the fact Jack. You wouldn’t believe the truth if it stood right in front of you. So don’t think your passive aggression is going to get you anything. What you need to do is start with a very little thing and believe that and then God will give you more, otherwise what you seemly have will be taken from you also. You are on the verge of falling away, and the offense will come in and you will be gone, waking up on the back of the beast with the rest of the unbelievers.
      Now on your question about translators; you don’t get it because your mind is caught in the course of this world, and are blind to understanding. The people who God had write down his words were translators, but that does make God’s word a translation in the prevalence that you would like to compare it too.
      I hope that helps, but I feel like your contentious high minded attitude hinders you.

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      Quote Originally posted by Goonerman View Post
      Hey JPH, I hope you showed him the verse that Platinum Christian wants- Matthew 10:37-39.
      I was on the road when I answered so I didn't have time for more than letting him know he was a Screwball. But I suspect he's one of the Westboro crowd and that what you say would be above his head. He hasn't answered me again, either.

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      Re: November 2011 Screwballs

      Anti-screwball to the Backyard Skeptics for letting me rip on PZ Myers in their magazine. http://freethoughtalliance.org/sg/25.pdf The Article is called Blame Christianity for Nazism?
      There is no need to be worried by facetious people who try to make the Christian hope of 'Heaven' ridiculous by saying they do not want 'to spend eternity playing harps'. The answer to such people is that if they cannot understand books written for grown-ups, they should not talk about them.
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      Re: November 2011 Screwballs

      After watching PuppyTurtle's video in full, I haven't got the slightest idea how I came to be reckoned as a favorite of his. Everything he says shows that he has never read any of my most essential material.

      I just posted this as a reply. No name to add to his shame.

      And I may have to reconsider that Screwball.

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      Re: November 2011 Screwballs

      I'm surprised no-one nominated Linkara for an anti-screwball earlier in the month for the way he defeated the Entity (at the end of the pokemon review), by confronting it with the despair of succeeding in its plan to absorb every universe and become all of reality, since it would then have no purpose to its existence (implying that as a supremely selfish being, it was unable to rejoice or be satisfied in itself. Compare that with the joy God has in the perfectly loving, unselfish and generous community of the Trinity. Maybe Linkara didn't mean to imply that, but it's what I got out of it)
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      Very interesting fellow on YouTube today. He seems to think that the amount of "esoteric teachings" corresponds to the level of historicity in a particular Christian work.
      Quote Originally posted by psandbergnz
      I suspect that our Gospel teachings resembled Thomas' message in their original form. Probably Matthew and Mark were likewise originally in Aramaic. However, the "Gentile" Christians couldn't appreciate the esoteric teachings of Jesus.The translation of the Gospel manuscripts into Greek provided an ideal opportunity to redact Jesus' teachings so as to permit Gentiles to appreciate them, according to Hellenized culture.
      Quote Originally posted by psandbergnz
      Thomas' sayings appear "gibberish" to you, because you (like me) don't have an Essene master to guide. The sayings of Thomas are probably meant to be abstruse to the unitiated. They appear to be consistent with Essene or Gnostic teaching.
      The incompleteness of esoteric teaching in the canonical Gospels blazes! In John's Gospel we have fragments of an amazing discourse about what it means to be "born again". But it fizzles out after just 13 verses! It deserves chapters!
      Quote Originally posted by psandbergnz
      "nearly all scholars say.." CHRISTIAN scholars, yes, who gain their livelihood selling Christian books! We don't know if tThomas' Gospel came after the canonicals. We know that the early church fathers, who were Romans or Greeks, repressed any writing not conforming to their own beliefs, which were shaped by their Genitle cultures. We know that Chistianity failed to convince the great majority of Jews. There, Paul was an abject failure! "Stiff-necked" Jews, I suppose?
      Quote Originally posted by psandbergnz
      the Chruch started systematic repression and massacres of "unbelievers" as soon as it was legalised in the 4th century, and so empowered to do so.
      Augustine (I suppose you call him a saint!) massacred and burnt alive believers of a different brand of Christinity from his, Unfortunately, this has been a common ocurrence with people, who like you, believe that their church is superior to any other and under the blessing of the Paraclete.
      Quote Originally posted by psandbergnz
      I'm not quite as confident as you on the purity of our canonical Gospels. The fact that we have more NT manuscripts than other historical documents is due to the work of religious scribes, who poured over their writings day and night - it's the nature of religion - whereas there would be far less interest in copying secular, historical documents. Also, religion can be "propagandist" or manipulative in character.
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      Quote Originally posted by Kabane52 View Post
      Very interesting fellow on YouTube today. He seems to think that the amount of "esoteric teachings" corresponds to the level of historicity in a particular Christian work.
      And that kids is why drugs are bad for you.
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      Quote Originally posted by Raphael View Post
      And that kids is why drugs are bad for you.
      That was so bad that you could also say he's bad for drugs.

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      Close thread pls!

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      closed.
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